Describe your regulars
>that literal boomer who comes in wearing a bass pro shop or harley davidson t shirt, jeans, and a baseball cap, does one set on every machine, then leaves
Describe your regulars
David Ortiz
William Edwards
>that one pajeet who is your typical gymbro making no gains amd putting in 70% effort at all times
>that one pajeet who smells like a literal fucking dumpster from 20 feet away i shit you not
>that one pajeet who is DYEL as fuck and just does some retarded machine shit and leaves after the anxiety gets to him
>that one pajeet who used to be fat and had managed a solid recomp
>that one pajeet manlet with insane delts
>me the only white guy
It's a tech company gym
Nicholas Johnson
>old boomer with fake tan, no legs and a pot belly, all DYE gear and is coping hard after his mid 40s divorce,
>keeps talking to you for no reason even though you never respond
Samuel Johnson
>old fat nerdy looking black guy in jean shorts past his knees and a lifting belt who wears gloves and does meme stuff
I actually hope he does well he looks like a nice guy, just weird.
I go to a french gym in the US.
Jeremiah Hughes
>that guy who wears a hoodie hat and headphones
Hunter Wright
> Mike & Mike, the two short squat dudes who do every workout together (even on weekends)
> black youth who is progressing at the exact same rate as you and who you watch out of the corner of your eye to make sure he's not surpassing you
> the coworker you've never talked to who you avoid eye contact with
> the janitor who is yolked (benches 3pl8 for reps) but who you only ever see at 9am on Sundays
> the 6'6" Chad who can't lift all that much but who looks incredible (n-no homo)
> the former college athlete who ended up becoming a gym employee
> the paki oly lifter who keeps battling nagging injuries but who is cool as fuck, gives advice and helps new folks all the time
Zachary Flores
>that girl who has a penis
Kayden Murphy
Myself in the mirror.
David Thompson
The Black Guy with CP
> does a lot of upper body
> actually reasonably big
> does that weird shuffling walk people with cerebral palsy do
> still works hard
im miran desu
Isaac Brown
There is this dude that
>started like 4 months ago
>used to be fat but now looking better
>not sure if he was builtfat starting out because he always wears a hoodie with the hood up but already looking kinda beefy
>does some sort of upper/lower split almost every day
>appears to do twice as many sets of ohp than bench ... wtf?
>wears wireless headphones OVER his hoodie that's up lol
>his lower day is nothing but barbell squats and a bunch of cardio on treadmill
>never talks with other members
>takes like 3 minutes rest between EVERY set lmao
>bobs his head to what I can only assume is EDM or Metal
>brings his shaker cup with him everywhere
>once saw him without his hood up and hes got a shaven head even though hes only in his late twenties
Mfw that guy is me.
Asher Green
>gym wine aunt and co.
>fat powerlifter squad
>dyel squad
>calisthenics bro
Kayden Harris
>Mfw that guy is me
Kek
Andrew Bell
>The Black Guy with CP
Never talk to him unless you want to get v&
Brandon Lee
>power lifter that literally screams while doing squats
FUCK that guy.
Jacob Bell
Jesus, Jow Forums's tiring. Same shit different day. Uninstalling clover.
Michael Bell
See you at the SATURDAY NIGHT THREAD thread lel
Andrew Watson
Faggot stfu
Jack Butler
POO
Jace Price
Story behind the coyote hunter?
Ian Garcia
umad pajeet
Jayden Rodriguez
>that dyel manlet who stares at himself in the mirror while he works out and hopes he's making gains somehow
might join a real gym desu can't stand it in a homegym
Colton Sullivan
>that cute twink who does nothing but work on his legs and cardio
He even wears short-shorts as well. What's his end game?
Isaac Ramirez
Upping his rear end's game
Lucas Phillips
What does v& mean anyways?
I've always read it as "van'd" as in a mysterious van will show up at your house because you've done something illegal.
Isaiah Ortiz
That's exactly it
Adrian Martin
Nice. I was right.
Have some phone wallpaper friend.
Jeremiah Lopez
>that beautiful post apocalyptic view
>nice weather
>beautiful aryan girl
>nice gew98/kar98k
>THAT UGLY FUCKING SCOPE
ew
Jaxson Phillips
S-sorry you dont like it fren :(
Here's another. H-hope you like it.
Jace Rogers
>anime
You think I want advertise the fact that I'm a virgin?
Julian Barnes
thx this is pretty chill
>i bet she is under 140 cm
>i bet i can lift her only w/ my dick while from behind
nice
Lincoln White
stop watching me faggot
Sebastian Diaz
>that one skinny manlet twink wearing straps and a belt to deadlift 50 Kg and says he's been going to the gym for two years
I'm befriending him to get to his barely legal female friends he goes with
Wyatt Harris
>old gay guy who sits on benches and reads literal novels for 30-40 minutes between "sets"
>4-5 latinos with big chests and shoulders but no legs and no ass because they literally never workout below the waist
Hunter Lopez
So you admit you're a virgin ;)
Seriously though, life is too short to give a fuck about what other people think of things that bring you joy.
Josiah Clark
>half dozen mexican children ages 14-17 who sit on the machines or run around the gym playing grabass only to leave after having made NO GAINS
>middle aged dude who is never seen without his COPPERTECH arm sleeves. Sports an upper arm muffin top.
>new addition but can tell he's gonna be great: autistic guy who brings multiple cups of protein shakes out onto the gym floor and takes up about an 8 foot stretch of the space in front of the free weights
>1-3 black guys mumbling rap, standard at any gym in burgerland
>older middle eastern man who will shout "HEY BOSS!" at you from across the gym, consistently searching for workout tips, can be seen implementing advice from experienced lifters
>natty autists like myself doing fullbody routines 3-4 times a week and still being pretty well capped out gains wise, despite being somewhat strong
Carson Davis
Based older middle eastern man
Nathaniel Jones
>that guy cardio bunny that runs for 40+ minutes on the treadmill followed by 15 mins on the stair master
I’m cutting
Elijah Rivera
>the one guy that overhead presses in the squat rack
>that guy that takes sips of water in between sets
>those wannabe powerlifters who are decked out in oly shoes, a lifting belt, and sucking black dick (SBD) sleeves, but only squat lmao 3 plates for the past 4 years.
>the DYEL pajeets that do the same isolation BB exercises and make a quick trip to no gainzville
> the one fat guy who benches the same as his squat and deadlift.
>the roided up chick who we nickname Anna (short for anavar) who just tries to suck chad's dick
Gabriel Thompson
>that large, balding boomer who talks to everyone and tries to give advice and actually is a pretty nice guy but like fuck off dude i'm trying to work out
he told me i should be doing a minimum of 15 reps when doing tricep accessories. nice guy but let me zone out dawg.
Jaxon Turner
>letting the youth “do their own thing”
>boomers
>pick one
t. a 30 year old boomer
Mason Rogers
>The gym is full of insecure overcompensating judgemental cunts who whine about it online
Who would have guessed?
Angel Gomez
>That balding spanish guy that walks all the way to his locker to take a sip from his drink
>That thicc negress that only works out legs & core
>That roiding wannabe chad that moans loudly during every exercise
>The asian twins that 'mire my dad
>That american that wears a literal dragonball shirt,
>That boomer that works out with 2,5kg dumbells
>That fat boomer that supersets with up to 3 machines at once
>The pajeet that doesn't wipe his shit down, doesn't even have a towel
Jackson Martin
Why doesn't anyone tell the cupboy to get his shit together?
Gabriel Watson
>inner city gym
>mostly Mexicans and boomers
>80 year old ex pilot never works out
>he walks around giving out business cards
>NAME THE AIRPORT AFTER ME
>I GOT POT LEGALIZED
>IMPEACH TRUMP ASAP
>his boomer friend is ex police
>HEY SONNY WATCHYA LISTENING TO while I’m heavy squatting
>Your eyes look red, you been smokin dope?
>spend all day talking at full volume with other boomers and stumbling through Spanish whenever possible with the Mexicans (also at full volume)
I left that gym.
Andrew Price
>your regulars
None of them making progress. They all look the same year after year.
Julian Cox
>that amber heard lookalike who you constantly catch looking at you
why did I have to be born with a beta personality lads ;_;
Jack Robinson
>heavy squatting
>>Your eyes look red
No shit. Fucking dyels never pushed themselves once in their life
Adrian Miller
I kek'd fucking loud at work