5 foods you would bring to a deserted island

Its
>oats
>eggs
>broccoli
>onions
>carrots
for me

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eggs

onions

Bro is it just me or does getting shipwrecked on an island sound like a boatload of fun?

>huntin' n stuff
>building mud hut to sleep in
>running around, exploring
>larping like Wilderness Survival/Tom Hanks
>Get swole/lean on island as you fight for your survival but find out your girl left you anywho for a rich chad when you get back
>Get QTTHREEPOINTONEFOUR redhead artistic GF instead

Oh also eggs

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Oats
Liver
Milk
Broccoli
Almonds

Sardines
Beans
Spinach
Eggs

Bro. Don't forget to pack your activator

Weed Brownies
19 Year Old Pussah
Natural Peanut Butter
Probiotic Yogurt
Cyanide Pill

>>Get swole/lean on island as you fight for your survival but find out your girl left you anywho for a rich chad when you get back

Kill the fucking bitch, her faggot hubby and their spawn!!!FACT!!!

Ice cream
Pizza
Marshmellows
Coke (real sugar)
Burgers

Shrooms
LSD
Ayahuasca
Khat
Nutmeg

98lbs of toblerone
ounce of angel dust
ribs
pepsi cola
bag of cheez it

A cow
A bull
2 chickens
Oats
Potatoes

I assume the island has coconuts, its sand so you wouldnt be able to grow anything, and i would have enough room to tend to livestock

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tropical islands are the shittiest place to survive in overall, id rather be stuck in a desert

I often day dream about being dropped off on a desert island for a day or so. Just to completely relax. Especially when the weather is miserable here

Yeah until at night when the diseased rats come out of the jungle to roam the beach and fuck your asshole

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>plenty of seafood
>decent traffic, flat surface let’s signalfires be seen for miles and miles
>tropical island means lots of rain, steady source of freshwater
>usually void of poison or venomous animals
>bamboo is excellent building material for shelter
>neither too hot or too cold

Dunno what you’re talking about. Better than most things I can think of

>jungle
Desert islands are in the middle of the ocean. There are no jungles on them.

Okay so I’ll bring peanutbutter to the island and catch them all day one

>not catching and eating the rats for extra protein

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>tropical diseases
>sea resources are hardly guaranteed
>fresh water likely hard to come by
>probably way too hot, sunny
>~0% chance to relocate
>can't walk back to civilization
you're a retard who has never been /out/, people get it in their heads that islands are some kind of paradise but most of them are small unlivable hellscapes

I’ll stay on an island in polynesia, and we’ll drop you in the middle of the Amazon and we’ll see who makes it back

LOL, I've watched the Survivourman episode were he stays on a desert island.
I think I'll be fine

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That's assuming a ton of shit about your island. A random island that doesn't have people on it very well may have little else. You might have zero plants, no fresh water, etc. Even if it's got that you may have zero animals and you're not getting jacked eating leaves.

how are you gonna plant eggs you retard

ever heard of an eggplant, retard?

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Based

ARE YA READY KIDS??