are there any bone extending exercises? please help Jow Forums im fucking desperate at this point
>tfw 5'2
Aaron Smith
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Oliver Lee
I'm 5'4 don't trip just...
Kevin Carter
Yep it's called porn
Anthony Rodriguez
Not gonna lie that really sucks my man. Your best bet is to make a lot of money then fuck off to south east Asia for some pussy. That or, if you are a total degenerate you could probably make a pretty good trap desu. Not that I would recommend that but, I mean. Fuck
Parker Cox
Just focus on the money and be courageous anyways.. Leave this board btw...
Evan Allen
I'm 5'2, married with a kid, house, car and career. I've never let my height hold me back. Not saying I was some Stacey Slayer or anything, but any chick 5'5 and under was game. I'm not autistic though, so, you're milage may vary. It sucks, but if you wallow over that shit, everyone else around will pick up on it too. they've already mentally acknowledged that you're short, don't make it any worse.
Jaxon Nguyen
You can't make yourself taller, but you can make friends who like being around you even though you're short.
>If you have no friends, volunteer at a homeless shelter or food bank. Its dirty work, but your height doesn't matter when you are helping people who have so much less than you.
>Be thankful for what you have. You might be short but you have a roof and food on the table, a much better life than so many others.
>If you are making the kind of money needed to afford a kid, you can pass your genes on with a surrogate mother. Your shortness can't stop you from having a family
>As you get older, it will get easier to find a lady friend. Their eggs expire at 30ish but your sperm never loses its fertility
>Even if you are a complete spaghetti autist from years of free time on the internet, its easier than ever to connect with similar rejects online.
>There are females shorter than you out there, maybe not in your country but absolutely in malnutrition asia/africa begging for green card cummies
Brandon Mitchell
>surrogate mother
Damn I'm actually considering this... then switching out gfs if they're shit so absolutely no investment..
Has to be grade A tall woman though...
Liam Lewis
find a super tall girl, 6'4 and up, girls like that usually get no tall guys because she will mog him, so they have to go for super short guys who dont care about being mogged anymore. plus you can be the little spoon and all that gay shit
Liam Jackson
Absolutely based
Ryan Sanchez
Fuck you for posting this shithead
He single-handedly ruined part 4
Evan Young
I've never seen a man smaller than me and I'm 5'8, are you joking?
Camden Harris
Dudes that are 6 inches taller than you are trying to cheat a few more inches, nothing short of an honest to god medical miracle can make you an acceptable height. Just own that shit, it sucks but play the cards you're dealt and you can still advance yourself.
You should also seriously leave Jow Forums. The heightposting, ironic or not, will be damaging to your self esteem.
Daniel Stewart
I've never seen a tall girl go for super midget manlets
Lucas Myers
Basketball deduct helps. I know a kid that grew from 5'7" to 6'3" in 2 months after he started
Based
This can be resky on the long term if she finds a tall dude
Jaxson Ortiz
>Basketball deduct
What the fuck is that and how do I do it, and can I do it at 25
Jayden Richardson
seconding this
Jacob Wright
What's a basketball deduct
Camden Myers
Hey guys 6'3 here
Mighty fine day we're having, hey
Christian Baker
Andrew Evans
Just steal Chad's body brah
Julian Hill
What the fuck is basketball deduct? Did you have a stroke and meant to type “definitely”? Also how old was the friend when he made this height change? This all sounds fake as fuck
Dominic Gray
This, so much this OP. The basketball deduct helped me to go from 5'6 to 6'0. You should seriously try it
Austin Flores
TELL US WHAT A BASKETBALL DEDUCT IS
Ethan Cox
Wanna be friends user. I'm 6'3 myself but its okay. I can carry you on my shoulders and we can become 9'1" together
Landon Perez
I'll help you get taller user.
>Hudson's movements after leaving the Queen's court in late 1644, aged 25 years, are unknown. Within months he was on a ship captured by the Barbary pirates. Hudson was taken to North Africa as a slave, where he spent perhaps his next 25 years labouring. The date and circumstances of his rescue or redemption are not known but it was in the 1660s that several missions were sent from England to Algeria and Tunis to ransom English captives, and his first documented presence back in England was in 1669. No details of his captivity were recorded except one fact: he claimed to have grown to 45 inches (1,100 millimetres) during this time, doubling his height after 30 years of age, which he attributed to the buggery he had regularly suffered at the hands of his captors.
Parker Gomez
do your grow, grow, grows!
Luke Morales
kek
Xavier Allen
This worked for me but it took a lot of time (years) got to 6’ after being 5’8”
Brody Harris
Thanks user I did some research into the basketball deduct and I can already feel it working.
Dylan White
bullshit i did 6 minutes off research and found crap
Adrian Clark
Yeah bro, just break every bone in your body repeatedly. It's simple my daughter dude.
Leo Walker
holy shit guys basketball deduct actually works. thanks man
Ethan Parker
ever since i've started using the basketball deduct i've grown so tall that my penis had to triple in size so that i could be able to stand straight