ATTENTION

Way to ruin the thread

You hoffle that shit right dorw your gullet ok
KEK COMMANDS IT

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Get some corn chop off the kernels.
Add some butter to the pan mix in the bacon grease and wait until the oil mixes and sizzles. Then add the corn kernel's and fry then in the bacon grease. Voila now you have one of the best dishes ever salt and pepper to taste.

winrar.exe

Alright bros how do I make a candle?

based

madman

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>ok
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OP here, I'll take rerolls cause this can't immediately done

Throw it away

fap with it and post pics

That was easy

NO
FUCK THIS

REEEE
REROLL

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Dubs get
Get some corn chop off the kernels.
Add some butter to the pan mix in the bacon grease and wait until the oil mixes and sizzles. Then add the corn kernel's and fry then in the bacon grease. Voila now you have one of the best dishes ever salt and pepper to taste.

fap with it and post pics

insert into ass with turkey baster
shit it out in the toilet
post pics

Stick it up your ass, faggot

Coat your chicken in it and top with black pepper

Do it faggot and post it here

Up your ass now

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Store it in a small container and put in your fridge so that you can use it for greasing pans to cook in the future.

If trips you have to make some scrambled eggs with onions and mushrooms with it tomorrow and post.

Place in in your asshole and wait.

Throw it away, faggot.

Make fried rice

kek. you gotta do it now user. throw that shit away(also post pics of it in the garbage)

STOOOOOOOP

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rub it on your face and sleep with it overnight

Don't do this your furniture and clothes are gonna smell like bacon forever

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Use it to cook eggs sunnyside up

youtu.be/jR1x6LL4rwg

Boring but fine, be back in 10

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>wow its fucking nothing

Now throw them away

make a roux

Now eat it

you shouldve just made a candle you niglet

Get rekt by good food loser/fat-up-ass fetish faggots

Eat them

Why did I even read this retarded thread? If dubs, he has to rub it in his eyes and then proceed to approach the next person he meets, and proceed to tongue kiss them. I want to see OP simultaneously make the biggest fool of himself and digitaly rub the pee-pees of a couple dozen idiots on Jow Forums. My dick is in my hand right now, OP. Prove to me I'm not putting off actual pussy right now just to watch you do this. Ball is in your court, now.

Alright. Put it down the drain mixed with armpit hair.

Eat it all

Warm up and inject into benis

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Use it as lube to jerk off

winrar.exe

Lame, but at least OP pulled through

Eat it on camera and post you whore

rub them on your dick

>cook a pack of bacon and 6 eggs yesterday
>the eggs nicely absorb all of the nutritious grease while cooking

>cook a pack of bacon and 6 eggs today
>there's a huge fucking Joe Rogan puddle on my plate this time

What did I do wrong, bros?

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>not saving all accumulative cooking grease for future cooking and saving money on cooking oils/fasts
>not cooking your protein in the juices your previous protein left in the pan
dude

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consume it as a suppository.

FUCKING FAGGOT

Is /fit the new /b?

also snort it

Insert in urethra

worst thread of 2019, /b/ is that way

based and kebabpilled

Do this, your furniture and clothes are gonna smell like bacon forever

That's the worst egg I've seen
I don't know but you could try scrambling them

To make a candle, you basically take a string with equal amounts of length to either side in a horseshoe shape being held from the pinch. Set up the grease so it is liquid, recommend adding stuff like actual wax to held keep it solid. Repeatedly dip and cool the sting a little. Don not let them touch each other and you slowly form candles.

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