Shorts that show off them muskels

Since everyone hates cargo and basketball shorts what are some shorts that don't look bad on men? /fa/ is being useless as always

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Boxer shorts

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None. But if you must then they should be slim and rest above the knee.

Dark khaki shorts. Legend says them at the only place to get them is at a goodwill in Florida.

Vintage '70s/'80s basketball shorts.

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>mussels

Boomer detected

I feel good so I'm gonna put you on.

Go to your nearest Nike store and buy 3 pairs of running shorts and cut the built in underwear out.

/Thread

he has spoken!

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dubs and quads has spoken

Shortest short shorts you can find.

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If you don't care about getting eyed by homos or offending anyone with your flopping dick just get some soffee ranger shorts.

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This.

I find basketball-type shorts best for lifting because they never feel like they're pulling on my quads. Fuck anything that feels restrictive, the aesthetics are not worth it.

He's not wrong you know, running shorts are the most chad shorts to buy. Make your ass and quads pop even if you're a skinny fuck. All the other answers in the thread pale in comparison to running shorts.
>pic related

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Get something that makes your bulge more prominent.

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those are the gayest shorts i have ever seen

As true as it gets, black running shorts ftw

Dickies slim fit shorts. Try to get the ones without the pleats. Either way they look great and they are cheap as fuck.

those work pretty well when i do wide stance squats or sumo deads
also hug ass well

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At my old gym there was a boomer who would literally work out in boxer briefs. No idea how he managed not to get kicked out but somehow nobody cared.

I had some long shorts and cut them so that they go like 2-3 inches lower than my underwear (but I still have to "roll" my underwear up to avoid it showing when using them..) that I use for running outside, makes me feel like some kind of ancient greek athlete when I'm so lightly dressed (I run without shirt, too - only underwear, socks, shoes, and the shorts)

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If you want to impress gals, then grey sweatpants
10/10 chickmagnet pants

prepare to get honked at/cat called by men

"NICE OUTFIT FAGGOT"

words cant hurt me tho i love me silkies

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rugby shorts brah

>shorts
The only time that shorts are acceptable in public is if it's 100+ outside or you're working out. In any other circumstance, you look like a man-child.

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The same answer as the last time this thread was posted.

UDT shorts.

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It's hard to impress girls when you have swamp ass

football/lacrosse practice shorts

UDT shorts are the only acceptable shorts for men
>herp derp they're short and therefore womanly
Anyone who thinks along this mindset are brain dead faggots obsessed with how they should dress according to society

Checked, also not bad
Thanks user I like the look of those. Their long work pants have always served me well