No matter how much you lift Jow Forums, you will NEVER be able to beat a Silverback Gorilla without weapons.
This is a fact.
No matter how much you lift Jow Forums, you will NEVER be able to beat a Silverback Gorilla without weapons
Eli Moore
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Lucas Mitchell
>you will NEVER be able to beat a Silverback Gorilla without weapons.
What is blind luck?
Liam Smith
Well good thing there aren't any wild gorillas where I live then...
Lincoln Foster
*blocks your path*
Luke Reyes
YOU DIDN'T SAY IT HAD TO BE AN ADULT
Czechm8 globalist
Hunter Lee
Chase Thompson
>sidesteps
heh, nothin personal kid
Grayson Martin
that's a shoop
Joseph Adams
>Pretend to be gorilla's friend as gorillas are generally peaceful
>Give gorilla bananas
>Give gorilla sweet "Jungle Juice" punch
>Get gorilla completely shit faced
>wait for Gorilla to pass-out
>Curbstomp the fucker
Deception 100 motherfuckers
Landon Murphy
Fuck a silverback. Even a regular chimpanzee could BTFO the world’s strongest men in hand to hand combat. I’ve held a young chimp in my arms and it’s insane how strong they are. I can’t even begin to imagine how strong a full grown male chimp is.
Tyler Martinez
int beats str once again
Jacob Cook
LMAOO
Angel Wright
The only human that possibly stands a chance against a gorilla is
Eddie Hall.
An ANGLO
Eli Ortiz
I dunno, bro. From what it sawed and it looks pretty real.
Adrian Davis
I can beat a gorilla bare handed.
No kidding.
I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.
Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.
I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.
I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.
There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.
Any beta man with a little bit of practice can take out a gorilla with a knife. But bare handed it's much more difficult, it requires more technique
Sebastian Lopez
I'm new here, is this pasta?
Brody Smith
Silverback means mature male
Leo Clark
Chill Joe
Julian Carter
why is shinchan killing him
Samuel Fisher
Proof that man stands absolutely no chance against a gorilla
Justin Myers
the best weapon there is
Nathan Baker
the only reason you think the baby is strong is because it has no concept of how much strength to use. Same concept as retard strength, they just do every simple action with absurd intensity because they're not aware of how to properly conserve energy.
Brandon Young
you either don't know what a gorilla is able to do... or u trolling...
Christian Powell
Nice pasta mate
Daniel Turner
Yeah. Lurk more.
Elijah Miller
>without weapons
Wew, no shit Sherlock. Humanity wouldn't have survived if we weren't allowed to use tools.
A man with a stick can pretty much wipe the floor with 99% of the animal kingdom.
Give me a iron bar and let's see how your gorilla friend fares against me.
Dominic Gomez
What if I get a maximum luck strike right at a pressure point/nerve/wounded area around its head/neck and put it into a seizure which ends with a heart attack? It's not like the gorilla bothers to defend against a puny human swinging at it.
What DO you do if a silverback comes at you when no weapons are nearby? Does playing dead work like on bears or do I just bow my head forward so it beats me unconscious/dead quickly?
Michael Jackson
Considering the gap in strength, muscle and bone amount/density, would an iron bar really matter even if you get a really good swing in? It's not a guarantee you'll crack its skull or even hit the head.
Henry Evans
>100 years in the future
>Super humans exist
You are going in for a surprise.
Logan Collins
lmao whats he gonna do, ask the gorilla to score more goals ?
Jayden Nelson
no shit.
the only reason for us humans to be on top of the food chain is that evolution blesses us with a brain which surpasses every other known animal. and with that comes the ability to use and build tools, without that ability we would be fucked.
so yes, in 1on1 combat with most animals, we lose. but we have weapons. so fuck everybody else.