So, user

By being 9

OHNONONONO

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How tall are you now?

I don't see why I have to post my body for the sixth time.
Anyways my total is fucked up since I focus on bench so much nowadays.
SBD is 365/385/455.
Yes I bench more than I squat lel.

Nice.
I'm 6'2" so Chad is now 6'9" huh?

Because you’re fat and mentally ill
I get to have twice the laugh
>Be me
>At the gym
>Arm day
>Doing curls and deadlifts
>All the sudden
>BANG
>QT .14 receptionist's brains are all over the floor
>The local fat man (Or as their prefered prounon "Powerlifter") armed with an some kind of AR one hand and a bodypillow covered in cum stains in the other stumbles in
>He has trouble fitting through the door
>Luckily enough it gives you enough time to escape
>BANG
>Or not
>As you lie on the floor bleeding he waddles torwards you
>Reloading his rifle with a new magazine decorated like Brenton's but with anime theme song lyrics instead of memes
>He looks you dead in the eye before charging the his rifle and says...
>"Its nothing personal, user. I did it for my waifu"
>BANG

So you lift so you can call niggers niggers?

I had a giggle.
Your shitposting is getting better at least.
Though let the record state that I literally have zero intentions of hurting anybody in the gym.
Also ATF pls go.

To feed the right wolf

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5’4
masturbation, weed and pizza rolls

>atf
Ah a man of Jow Forumsulture
Too bad you got schizophrenia
Gym, bullies, parents, yourself, who ever you’ll hurt when you snap, it’s people like you why I bring a Kevlar vest to the gym and lie about it being for body weight exercises
Have sex and post those fat man titties

>be me, age 15
>play in a teenager band
>hot girl sings
>like 9/10 perfect emo teen gf, long before art hoes were a thing
>am extremely autistic
>start doing curls and chinups all day long hoping that she’ll notice me or some shit
>write emo poetry and journal about her all day long while i sit in the shower and cry for a period of like 2 years
>become good friends
>go into autistic manlet rage and text her angrilly
>never hear from her again, we were “best friends” for 3 years

and to this day, i still think about her tickling my shriveled, immature scrotum with her long stilletto nails

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I'm literally not even close to being one of the weirdest Jow Forumsommandos, it's called A Magical Place for a reason.
Also the only part of me that's going to snap might be my rotator cuffs but Jeff and Martins have blessed me with the knowledge of taking care of them.
Don't worry I'll post the raw 4pl8 flat bench once it happens and when I figure out how to webm-ify it.

>WOOHOO I CAN FINALLY BENCH MY BODYWEIGHT! TAKE THAT HATERS!
>And I did it for mai waifu because real women are all whores

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>why do you lift

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what game is this?

Fate

>and to this day, i still think about her tickling my shriveled, immature scrotum with her long stilletto nails

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Bassist detected.

drummer, too short to play bass

I want to be a good example for my children, when the time comes. I was a fat sedentary shit most of my life and I will probably carry the effects to my grave, but at least I will be able to lead by example so that they don't have to

I remember this game. I edited the config files so that a I basically had all the end game spells/items unlocked. I would summon like 5 dragons and just wreck those proc-gen levels with all my heavily enchanted equipment lol.

I don't wanna be a weak out of shape cunt. Simple as that.

based

For you bud

I dont know why I do anything anymore desu. I just do it.

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Based. Fuck the haters.

Things inside me need to die.
Also fuck my ex.
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