Are you a normie fit?

Are you a normie fit?
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The questions are really bad and one dimensional, but i do like that i'm normal.

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>Niche normie.
makes no sense having a job weighs i too much i think. im 29yo khv irl no way that any form of normie

The author needs to fix their height ranges.

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I kind of get it.

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>5'6 to 6'
>6' to 6'6
I'm exactly 6' but the brackets are way too fucking big
Also bmi going from normal to obese, skipping overweight. That's a huge bracket too.
X - 2
Y - 5.75
X - 4
Y - 5.75
The huge difference between just these 2 changes.
I'm doing my best to be a bloomer, so it's "kinda" true, but idk.

I think I'm gonna make it one of these days, guys.

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Also skipping jacked and tan option

apparently so. even though i answered that i have no friends or gf.

x:-1 y:3.5 niche normalfag

Same for me.
>28, no friends since elementary school, no social life whatsoever, depression for more than a decade
>niche normie
Not being neet does not automatically make you a normie.

Seems pretty stupid
I got an average result despite answering downright opposite options

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(1, -0.75)
It thinks I'm le ironic "cool normie"
In fact I'm a no-friends KV who despises "ironic" hipster faggot culture

4/1.75
I'm a fucking normie reeee

I'm almost there you guys

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Sad about my result

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>still gets laid
nope
>might not get laid, but he can
nope
>he gets invited to parties occasionally
nope
otherwise pretty right

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Dude beer.

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Nani the fuck

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I don't know how to feel about it

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Brad

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Party Dude reporting in. Kinda fits

not really

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Lame normie.

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>tfw on the verge of becoming a Brad party dude
Feels good man

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am I fucked ?

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one day.. i will be chad

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based turbine normal

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almost a sperg.

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>many party dudes
>no spergs, edgelords and wizards
Deep down we know thats why we like this board so much. We are kind of socially awkward, kind of fun dudes that want to enjoy life and other people but need that extra bit of motivation, bonded by fitness.

First I was a sociopath, some time ago a sad boy and now I'm a cool normie.
I'm making it.

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answered this as normally as possible. kinda surprised t bh

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Yea boi.

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Post body with timestamp and your car.

This test says I'm turbo normie, but I can tell you right now that I'm not at all. I think I've just done a decent job covering up my INTJ autism but getting in shape and dressing well.

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Based
Jow Forums has only been an improvement on my life

turbo normie

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Haha im ironic

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I'm .75 away from party dude.

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>x: 0
>y: 1
>Cool normie
This test sucks dick, a virgin with no friends can't, by any standard, be cathegorized as a "cool normie".
I could see myself as a lame normalfag that's way too introvert, but honestly I should have been categorized as sperg or something like that.

This test is bullshit
Did some theory craft, you get ontgoing point (x axis) when you're taller, how it's related ?
Means if you're shorter you get autism point
I can't be a turbo normie, even if i'm in the society when i'm outside i'm still deeply alone and depressed
I'm just keeping apparence up when i'm out so I don't look like a creep
But i'm a creep
If you get anything else than positive X and Y you're a cringe lord who's not smart enough to give the change in society

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Accurate

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5real10me. But I'm a wizard apprentice senpai. 1 year away from wizardom. You need to input an age/virginity calculation. Being a virgin at 18 happens, late bloomers. But that is a different "are you still a virgin" than being a full blown wizard

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Brad reporting in, on the verge of chadness, pretty true desu, im almost there.

>all these Brads
Reeee why do I have to be so socially inept???

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sup fellas

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Question, why is it considered a bad trait to prefer staying alone? It's not out of fear, I just dislike parties or big gatherings. Won't force myself into what I hate just to Jow Forums in.

Pic

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It's an extroverted world and people want to be friends with popular people who will uplift their own social status. This is a better chart.

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I dont think its necessarily a bad trait but it does imply asocial/antisocial behaviour to more extroverted normals. The best thing you can do is find what you enjoy in social interaction and improve on it. You can learn to like it you just haven't yet

Like most of Jow Forums, the desire to socialise and self-improve is there, but lifting has yet to cure my autism.

I'll make Chad yet, brehs. We'll all make it.

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youre gonna make it bro

How tall are you?

If someone invited you to do something with them, how would you answer?
(Date, hang-out, party, etc.)
>yes
>no
I see this was made by a liscensed retard

181cm

>You can learn to like it you just haven't yet
Nah believe me, I've had my share of interactions, don't find it in me to seek more of it.

This was not that bad

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Pretty accurate, I don't belong anywhere

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>no spergs
>literally the first post

Accurate tho

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You do user. You tell yourself this, because you want to not belong anywhere. I don’t know your situation but I recommend starting to talk to people by saying hello and “Good morning” to everyone on the street. See how you feel and don’t pussy out.

Fuck off back to r*ddit holy shit

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I'm perpetually between not wanting anything to do with people and sometimes wanting to hang out. But my main issue is that I'm 100% introverted.

When you were a young boy did you see yourself being like this? It’s societys sickness which has propelled you to be this way. Losers aren’t born, they’re made. Forged in the flames of weakness; generally made from trauma. For your sake user, I want you to succeed — go outside and say “hello” & “goodmorning!” Be happy and smile when you do it. You need to wake up.

>based normie

not sure how to feel

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this but "ironic"

i dont want to be a fucking normie even a cool one

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>cool normie
I'm not socially inept, but I dislike large crowds and idle chat.

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>click on the box that says no alcohol or drugs n shit

>get this

i like it but it needs waaaay more work user

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Don't be rude uwu.

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I got normie. I can't wait to tell my girlfriend

I wish I got invited to parties. Then again they don't fit my diet. Fuck.

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How do you get the sociopath ending

I got chosen as party dude mainly due to lack of close friends and relationships

It's pretty accurate tbqh famiglia

I wonder where I wold be on this chart 3 years ago when I didn't have a job.

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>not being a chad
ngmi

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This seems more accurate to me but instead I got this.

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5’4 Manlet here

Must be you bro

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Imagine not getting Chad lmao

Cool normie apparently. Also what the fuck is this question, lmao

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The question that was literally designed for Jow Forums

How is everyone here (including me) a party dude?
>tfw I am one X point short of being a chad bros

Guess that once I get a gf again I'll finally be one. wish me luck bros

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sent the link to my wife
pic related

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Now that they updated the test I've graduated from Edgelord to a very doomer Lame Normie.
And I didn't even have to do anything!
p r o g r e s s

So you guys want to get together, workout and go antagonize sub-normies all while helping each other strive to become chad?

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>what does reeee mean
Embarassing.

Help my Y and I will help your X brah.

says I'm a normie, time to leave this place I guess.

>Niche normie
>X - 0
>Y - 3.25
>The Normie who is on the edge of being a Failed Normie. Usually consumes alcohol and tobacco, not to look cool, but to escape the mediocrity he's fallen into. In his headphones, he listens to indie music, probably. Has a giant sleeve tattoo and probably has his ex-girlfriend's name tattooed on him somewhere.

You're onto something. By age 19 I was extremely optimistic but after that my life went downhill. Now I'm 22 and completely different but I was always introverted and had problems making friends.

accurate

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this fits me more accurate but I got turbo normie

>niche normie

I’ve never even had a gf or had sex, I also answered that I don’t drink alcohol. Shit survey

as a 5'7 i was happy being included with you 6'ers

either you weren't honest at some of the questions or the test is bullshit and i just got lucky

I don’t even like partying or going to bars anymore, yet people still invite me to these. Why?

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If I had a romantic relationship and was‘t a fucking virgin I‘d be Chad, WE‘RE GONNA MAKE IT CHAD STATUS SOON

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So close to being a Party Dude. :^(

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