Nofap April starts in 2 hours

I'm in man let's do this shit.

Go fuck yourself!

I have a gf and I still fap in addition to fucking her.

>It's science brah.
It's one study done on like 5 guys. It is by no means proof of anything.

How do I get GF?

Tell me. Tell me.
How do I cold approach?

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Through social status
If you have few friends or are low in the social hierarchy it's pretty much hopeless, sorry

nice april fools joke

user: Hi, What's your name?
Grill: Stacy
user: we should hang out sometime, what's your number?
Grill: sorry, I have a boy friend

Rinse, repeat until success

I'm a college student.
My status is non existent.

I've been thinking about this alot.
I'm worried I might forget the second sentence.
I'm worried I'm might be the happiest boy alive.

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>My status is non existent.
Then get status or you're fucked

Think about it, even if you did manage to snag a girl she would dump you once she figures out you're not popular
Girls want the popular, cool guys, not the friendless loner

There's only is 1 week left of college.
It's too late now.

Unironically in clubs girls approach my unpopular, friendless, loner ass.

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>I'm worried I might forget the second line
Then recite it in front of the mirror until it feels natural.

>It's one study done on like 5 guys
if you want to jerk off, fine. go jack it little boy.

I don't cold approach as a general rule.

You can try, if you want.

Start by creating an excuse to talk to someone. "Do you have the time?" is sort of universal. "You look like you're having fun" works. "What's your route?" works if there's some chick running and you look somewhat fit. Otherwise a comment on an experience you're sharing - eg., in line for coffee "Long, line huh?"

You feel it out from there. If you're attractive, good chance she'll automatically respond very receptively to whatever you have to say. Keep the conversation bouncing back and forth, keep her on-edge and laughing. When it's going well, you should initiate leaving, "gosh, I need to get going, love to keep this going though, let me get your number".

Then you follow up with a text in a few days and set up something at a bar. Kiss close at the end and play it from there.

I don't recommend this because:

1. Yield is not fantastic relative to time investment- A% chat, B% of those are attracted to you, C% give a number, D% respond to your text, E% go to the bar, F% of those proceed from there. ABCDEF=low yield.

2. Finding attractive women in a ready to chat situation out-and-about is a little hard. Beyond that, finding ones not crazy or with issues is hard.

3. You're such a sperg you're going to have a much harder time chatting up the very women you find most attractive. Also you're terrible at feeling out conversations so you'll push too hard and then feel extra bad getting rejected.

I have only said it like 1 million times in my head.
Never said it once outloud. I feel scared.

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No...

BUT I WILL FORCE MYSELF TO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why would I want to be a horny bastard that only thinks of sex when being near any 4/10 and above girl?

You arent getting any sliz this month incel

Well, in no fap november, the thot audit happened at the end.

I'm looking forwards to the new batch of no fap rage to come of this.

LETS FUCKING DO THIS BROS
IM 100% FUCKING DONE
FUCK PORN, FUCK FAPPING, FUCK NIGGERS, KIKES AND TRANNIES

AND FUCK
J A N N I E S
A
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N
I
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S

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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18 minutes, should i have a quick wank frens?

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2 hours for me, asking same thing

Same. Thinking about it.

love this pic

>nine (9) minutes in
>already feel the urge to fap

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Her spine is all fucked up

Let's do this guys. April is going to be our month. I'm feeling a motivation I had not felt before. We are gonna make it bros

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LETS
FUCKIN
GO

imagine just sinking ur dinger into that thot ass

good job. now you just need to quit fapping too.

This is how fappers get GF. NoFappers just go about life and regularly get cold approached. Seriously. It had never happened to me before and now it's a fairly regular occurrence. They must be able to sense it, but I cannot explain how.

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Over 9 months in frens. I'll guide you through the threads.

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not even remotely true now thanks to tinder, bumble, okc etc. though if you don't have any friends or social circles you can meet women through that does say something negative about you as a person but if a guy can learn to appear confident and learn texting game (essential for dating apps) he has a really good chance of eventually finding a girlfriend.

Tried tinder.

Got ghosted by a ugly girl.
It hit me too hard.
Why even match me in the first place?
She just gave me false hope.
Deleted Tinder.

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okay I can already tell why you don't have a girlfriend from a single post, you give up way to easily, you clearly have self esteem issues if one girl ghosting you demoralizes you to the point where you give up. Lots of girls will do that but it has nothing to do with you more than half the time, same thing for meeting girls irl. Women are stupid and don't know what they want, they're scatter brained, you can't take every single rejection personally or you will never have any hope of finding a girlfriend.

I'm so fucking horny lads. 100+ days into nofap and I avoid cumming during sex as well. Couldn't sex gf this weekend and have to wait til Wednesday.
I'll make a hole in the fucking wall and fuck it, I feel like I'm going to explode.

bro tinder is a joke
am a girl and all my girl friends take it as a place to swipe and talk when you're bored
9/10 times one of u will ghost unless someone really needs dick

try exercising before, it takes some of the edge off before you see a girl.

>ready

How do you prepare for abstaining from something?

I'm already 20 hours in

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Imagine the smell

based

digits of truth. I witnessed this first hand, a girl was robotically swiping as she was showing me her matches. She's like 'look, i dont even message any of these guys." Showed me some convos and she replied to none of the guys

>anterior pelvic tilt
Dumb thot enjoy your back pain

That OP tho gotdamn
I love asses shaped like this

True.

I'm in. I was going to have one last fap but I'm too tired now.

i just want some quick poon to build my confidence. I don't feel I deserve a gf yet. Anyone else have this feel?

haha imagine if she just farted right then and imagine you where kneeling behind her helping her streach wouldn't that be so gross hahaha

Tell me to jack it more pls.

>do nofap
>get wet dreams like every week

How do I stop my subconsciousness from stealing my gains?

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Already a monthish in, no biggie

Become a master of Lucid dreaming, then you can even avoid the succubi hiding within your subconscious

relevant thread but lads it almost my birthday, I’ve been cursed, I ate well the last two weeks but like shit tonight. Almost cried over some mussels and clams i made for myself. Gym tomorrow but feels today. Pic rel

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>born on April fool's
How's it feel for your very life to be a joke?

No joke last time I had a wet dream I got anally raped by a succubus.

It was a girl so it's not gay imo.

I’ve heard this since second grade and when people tell me now I laughter it off, but it hurts man, it really fucking hurts.
I wasn’t supposed to be thrust into this world, I was born out of wedlock, I wasn’t mean to be anything, but now I’m headed to law school because I have nothing better to do but fuck everything about this existence... I have to make up for my single moms failures in life and it fucking sucks... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

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Fellow '97er

I'm sorry for messing with you user, I hope you do great things in life

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No, because there is no way for me to get laid before 2 years from now, it's sad, I know.

you too user, time to go to the bar (the one I work at AND took off from) because no ones hanging with me tonight
Future is cucked lad a financial crash is comin

I have not gone two days with out masturbating since I was 13.

Thinking of giving it a shot

does nofap include not looking at insta whores?

>tfw had testicular torsion surgery a week ago and haven’t nutted since
>don’t know if it’s ok to fap and have to ask the doctor but my appointment is in a few days
I’m literally dying

Happy bday dude, hope you have a good day tomorrow!

gonna have a last fap before midnight. wishing y'all luck this nofap month.

Happy birthday my guy, you’re on a good path :)

>Nofap April starts in 2 hours
>tfw Day 60

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Brehs, i need one thing clarified:
Here in mexico, it's unusual for a dark haired brown eyed 5'7 dude like me to date a blonde clear eyed qt, it's a bit taboo.

I live close to the states, are american girls more open to that idea? i'm guessing being 5'7 and ottermode would be the biggest turn offs but is it possible?

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>now I’m headed to law school because I have nothing better to do

You'll probably drop out. Law school is no joke, and it is expensive as fuck. If you don't like to read and write, you should forget about it now.

I found it pointless to give out attention to whores that you won't get any near in your life. They are at best a drain of time and an inspiration of despicable thoughts. I unfollowed a lot of insta thots about a year ago and never got the need to follow them back.
I only left one (a japanese JAV actress) and that's it.

exactly a week in nofap it's my oneitis's birthday, how do i make a move without looking like a horny fuckboy? we are barely 'friends' and barely know each other for it to not look weird if i ask her out
Also a week after that, our group will have a pool party, how could i take an opportunity there?

I came this morning and have been feeling like shit
Got in a bike accident and now boom
My oblique is fucked
Never fapping again

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Starting nofap april on day 3, if I finish today it will be my longest streak without fapping since I got addicted to it (5 years ago).

97 fag here too. How's the dreaded 22 treating you?

Guys one of my females friends just admitted that she liked me but I don't like her in that way because she's kind of ugly, but she's a fucking blast to be with and talk to, but she's def not relationship material. But I want to keep her as a friend...is there any chance I can salvage it?

Also I've been on nofap since March 29th and plan to do the 90 full days.

Are you a fucking pablo? Do you look like this? If no, then no

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The first 3 days are the hardest bros, does this mean I can't fuck my gf?

Are you serious?

I have more of the prettyboi aestethic. I do have amazing hair, jaw and chin. If i grow a beard i'd be better.

hell fucking yeah

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i'm so used to being rejected for my non white-ness that it would seem out of place to not be rejected by an American girl

there are already 30 million short unattractive mexians here competing for the few white women that will racemix, that's your biggest problem

also fuck off

Plenty of retarded and fat blonde women to choose from here. All most none of them are natural blondes if that's your thing though, too much Aztec blood these days probably.

damn, guess if i save enough i'll go vacation in Italy or Ireland, i'd be more confident since i'll never see the women i approach ever in my life and literally won't lose anything.

My motivation comes and goes real hard, let's see if we can bottle lightning this time.

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Im doing n pee and nopoo for april. I tried nopee but allowed myself to poop, but found my willpower falter when pooping. Im kicking that temptation, so Im going for both

Tried nofap last year, kept getting 10 day streaks - getting frustrated then "relapsing". Eventually decided that porn was the problem and tried to focus on not stopping wanking, but cutting it down to once every 5-7 days and then to just thinking about women I wanted to fuck.

Motivation kicked in, started getting on dating apps. Met somebody, first woman I met on there was a tiny petite beautiful little thing who I've been fucking for the last couple of months with no bother. So yeah, nofap might be shit, but dropping the porn and having "some" self control definitely helped get me back to where I should be. Would recommend.

Italy is overrun in many parts with niggers and muslims, and unironically when it comes to foreigners they prefer tall Chads who can compete with their Chads. Ireland might be a nice place to go in general and you may do well with your phenotype there if you're just trying to game. I'm not Italian (I'm a Nordmutt) but it makes me so sad what those EU faggots did to such a beautiful country.