Height Verification coming to Tinder

imagine if Jow Forums required an accurate height be displayed on all posts

truly inspiring. no matter how deformed you are you are always welcome in the gym

>Put on my mom's heels and get my dad's step ladder
>Tinder finds out and marks me 5'4"
IT'S NOT FAIR!

>implying being short classifies as a deformity

impressive, very nice

now we just need a weight verification

Ummm, sweety, people can't control their weight, it's called genetics.

fucking bigot

based and redpilled❤️

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How do they even bother checking?
Unless Tinder managed some weird background check or ID verification how else would they figure it out?

I suspect this thing would flag a legit 6'5 guy like me as a manlet based on my dwarf like proportions (huge hands, huge skull, etc).

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>i t’s come to our attention that most of you 5’10ers out there are actually 5’6. The charade must stop. This type of dishonestly doesn’t just hurt your matches — it hurts us, too. Did it ever occur to you that we’re 5’6 and actually love our medium height? Did it ever occur to you that honesty is what separates humans from sinister monsters? Of course not.
>5'6
>medium height

Thats the funniest part about this blog post

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Based.

Penis size verification next.

At this point I don’t really care. 90% of the girls on tinder in my area are morbidly obese or trannies.

>24/7 its over manlets tinder threads

Lmao the cope

Clearly an aprils fools joke that they put out a couple days in advance for plausible deniability. However, they also know women will respond positively and say "wtf i want this to be real". Then they'll make it a reality, playing it off as popular demand.

But hey, while we're at it, lets go all the way with this

>for men:
height verification
dick size verification
hair verification
job verification
income/savings verification
car/house verification

>for women:
weight verification
age verification
roastie verification
number of sex partners verification
age verification
coalburner verification
single mother verification
plastic surgery/implants verification
makeup verification

>trannies
do they say they are on their bio?

Yes. Though it’s pretty obvious regardless.

The actual people getting fucked over are the guys that dont lie. Because so many guys lie about their height, it warps perceptions by women of what a height is. So because all the 5'10s she knows lie and claim 6'0, when someone says they're 5'10 and truthful about it, theyll be assumed shorter even though theyre the same height as the other guyd who are 5'10 but lie.

This is partly what leads to the seeming overexaggeration of height standards on online dating.

How do they even verify this?

Like!

Throw in STD verification genomic profile

they hire Jow Forums autismos to do it by using the pictures

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They don't, its an april fools prank. That said, they're claiming you upload a full-sized photo of yourself standing next to a public building and they can calculate your height by comparing. Of course there are so many tricks you could do with perspectives or lifts or whatever to game the system

I know you're joking but this triggered me because there are actually people who think like this

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It feels good not being a manlet.

Stop making this gay thread

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