Explain, in detail, your current plan on making it

Venmo me $420.69 rn

I shall tell other people my goals, amd then fail to avoid them, despite my best efforts. They will then ask about my progress, and this will shame me indirectly if I have made none.

t. realized floats through life making vague platitudes to self and then gets autistically mad over it

Gonna stop eating carbs

I don't know what I want. I have a degree in mechanical engineering but work as a bartender. I have considered studying further and doing a masters or finance. But I'm overwhelmed by the various routes my life could follow. I fear becoming some bugman faggot living in the city, having a boring faggot life.

I don't know what I want from life, so I;m trying to decide.

>Step one: Get good looking friend to set up date.
>Step two: Make sure best friend leads on to sex, but refuse to put out until date three with vague mentions of enticing, but odd preferences. Make sure friend is sexy enough to get away with this.
>Step three: Ensure proper ambience, and have best friend insist on doing the sexytimes dance in the dark and in "intimate silence" for "romantic reasons".
>Step four: After the lights are out, do the old switcheroo with said best friend.
>Step five: Engage in shameless hedonism.
>Bonus step: Set silent alarm for ~3hours later and do the switchereeno manouvre again, once the mark is asleep.

That's rape, user.

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>Long term - Achieve 2/3/4/5 before the end of the year
Im at 1.5/2.9999.../4/5. I have been focusing on strongman training and will be competing in a few weeks.
>Short term - Place in said strongman competition
Ive done the work, but now I gotta refine and get technique down
>Mid-term - pay off 10k of student loan before I move out of my parents in july

Look, m8. Your heart is in the right place, but you're buying too heavily into this "motivational" scheme. Like what said, it's hollow bullshit sold to barely conscious wage slaves to try and keep them from zoning out for 70% of the work day. You don't have to tell people who are self actualized to do this shit because they already have reasoning and pathways set up to do it. It sounds defeatist, but the vast majority of people will accomplish nothing noteworthy in their lives. I've fucked up and gotten up plenty of times, but in doing so you'll realize how many people will never do so

>complete accutan cure to finally get clean skin, will go from a 6 to an 8 easily. Reguraly get complements about me being handsome even though I am riddeled with acne, without it I will be OP.
>get to know girl I am crushing on, might have to do it while on accutan which sucks.
>complete masters degree
>get high paying job relevant to my field
>move out of student collective because my roomates are loosers with no aspirations and nothing going on and I want to live on my own for once.
>find gilfriend
>make family
>move back to hometown or somewhere close

Didn't read lmao

Stay bluepilled, my friend

I mean in terms of lifting it’s not rocket science. I don’t keep any documentation of what I lift. I remember how much I lift, which lifts I do and what I think I can up the weight on for the next time each muscle is rested. When I see people walking around with pieces of paper that they write on after completing a lift I don’t really get it? Just a few sets of numbers you have to remember. Even if you want to keep a detailed record for a timeline just write it down quickly later so you don’t have to carry around extraneous shit.

Nutrition is the same. With some experience you know what your body needs and how to hit your tdee while meeting macros. Every once and a while you might look up the macros of a type of food but no need to obsess over everything you eat counting calories. It helps to have some staples in your diet to get in this rhthym but its definitely not hard to do this.

that image reads like a politician's manual. damn.

mfw no on will really tell you their plain

My plan is to just lift and eat as healthy as I can.

Work is fine and I am already living with my girl for 2 years - so family is probably the next step, but mentally I am not there yet.

I do wish to find an outlet for myself creatively. Feels kind of that the work-life routine is getting me down and I want to start expressing myself and building my creativity. The mundane has completely taken over and I feel I do not have anything to say or any uniqueness to my personality. I used to play music, write prose etc. but that's all gone now. So that's what I will be paying more attention to going forward.

> Finish uni by september and get a job
> Compete in swim marathon
> Cut gaming(except for boosting)/series/porn for documentaries/books
> Find gf
> Get into hiking

Get from 82,3kg to below 80kg, deadline: April 27th

Continue doing PPLPPL, keep up the motivation by being afraid of losing it. (sounds weird but somehow it works for me)

Finish 3k paper essay before April 12th, so I can continue with my study after delaying it for a year.

Fixing my portfolio for future internship by actually doing 2 hours of work for it every day.

Get Jow Forums before summer and aqcuire gf by becoming more confident in my body.

Goal: become Alpha Male
Plan: Consume media with Alpha males like pic related

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6 months ago I, as a 60kg 6'2" Auschwitz prisoner, set the goal of weighing 80kg / 176lbs at 12% bf by my next birthday at the start of September. As a 72kg 6'2" skeleton now, I am on track for my goal.

>vauge
>thier

1. I want to be free from the need to work for money, and live a long and healthy life
2. I'm autistic and my memory knows no bounds. I can't even remember everything I remember. It just comes out whenever I need it.
3. See 2
4. Time doesn't exist and being free from time delusion is one key to happiness. If you need deadlines to motivate you you're doing it wrong.
5. See 2. Patterns are more useful than details anyway. The higher your viewpoint the more you see.
6. Doesn't make grammatical sense, if you actually persist on a course it's impossible not to progress in some way, even if it's just your self knowledge.

>keep lifting & eating consistently
>hit 1000lb club this year
>nofap/noporn for 90 days, currently on day 3
>if this doesn't fix my erectile dysfunction i'm just gonna kill myself anyways
>get compTIA certs, find job in IT

we're all gonna make it user💢

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Goal: Become zyzz while I'm young and become varg vikernes after I get rich

The plan is to get into the army if I can. Then I will probably go to uni since I am a useless cunt and only things that I know are the gym and basic philosophy. Maybe I'll become a PT if that works out. Army training should help in rural environments and being a lawyer should help me get the shekels to become autonomous from this system. I will need some extra knowledge but it should be managed. If I die it won't quite matter (there is a high chance I will die) cause I'm Mediterranean (actually only one med person in my family that fucked it all up so yeah)