Wake up after a wild night out

>wake up after a wild night out
>see this
>"good morning handsome ;)"

wat do?

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Stick my face in her armpit and hope she chokes me out

go and brush my teeth and then kiss her tenderly and initiate morning intercourse

Based

cuddle :3

Anal fuck her.
I would only feel embarassed if my family or friends knew that I fucked this fatfuck

Kiss her on the forehead and cuddle with her, maybe fuck later on

ask her to choke me and step on my cock and balls

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Good morning Janae

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kill myself

make whey pancakes and a dozen eggs

What am i looking at m

Check if my asshole is still gaping frim her oversized clit

Bury my face in her ass and go to town I guess. Sauce?

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any sauce to this cutie?

Fuck her raw and nut on her face. Then cuddle up to her and call her mommy

fart and die

go for a round two as long as her voice isnt low

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freak out desu

Wake up and watch the ceiling for twenty minutes

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See Kill all trannies

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I finally lost my v-card? I'm celebrating with a cake.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BASED

Cringe

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find the nearest mosque

Stop being a degenerate

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Let her peg me with her cyberskin ultra-realistic dildo. Then let her fart in my mouth after eating a couple cans of baked beans.