1/3 of the year is over

yea for the most part. despite my many 4000-calorie fuckups i should be fairly shredded come june

Yes. I'm running again after a year of recovery and my plantar fasciitis is not flaring up. Slowly building to my september ultra.

...

Not yet i at least have somewhat of an idea of a path to follow. Currently waiting in the lobby of an agency for a shitty minimum wage warehouse job. Its only temporary lads.

>learned to box and going classes weekly
>first job at a gym
>mgtow

shit man i could be doing alot more. need to meditate on a daily basis and work on my side hustle some more.

>1/3
MonkaS

Achieved 50 kg OHP and 80 kg bench for 5x5 just as planned.

>goal is to hit 1/2/3/4 for reps this year
>so far 0.9/1.6/2.25/3
I CAN DO IT BROS, I AM MAKING GOOD PROGRESS

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I got 100+ likes on leddit

10 lb to go for my weight goal
reached financial goal
no where close on reading goal

Since every year I tend to fail the vast majority of my NY resolutions, this year I decided to approach them as if they were simple goals and not resolutions.

The results so far are solid although pretty slow. I startes lifting back on february 2th, but didn't stick to a program up until March 5th.

Since March I've been lifting almost every day and I've left some of the bad habits that I had. This means that My consumption of soda, dairy, pastry and sweets in general has almost dissapeared.

In conclusion, I'm doing good so far with my goals. A little bit slower than I expected, but I feel like a progress is being made.

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1/3rd of the year?

1/2 of my life is over. i'm gonna be 26 in a few days which means i have 50% of my usable life left and although i finished college and got a city job, i still don't feel accomplished.

after 52 years old you wait to retire and die

what the fuck do i do

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No but tomorrow for sure

>only a few months away from finally getting my drivers licence
>been eating better (slightly)
>been doing a better job of avoiding sugary drinks (still not perfect, but it's a start)
>been more consistent with working out (need to start doing more strenuous workouts, though)

Other than that I'm still a total failure in every way.

70 kg in what?

Body weight.

>1/3
??

found more in my faith, still on nofap and noporn and got more hope for the future :)

I fucking failed abysmally

I had 3 goals

>Lost 100lbs to get to 300lbs
>Eat less blackened food (my favourite food is regular food that i burn because it tastes good, ie burnt bacon on burnt chicken and burnt leeks)
>Try to learn to ride a bike

All 3 goals have failed

>Have gained 20lbs
>50% of my food now is burnt on purpose. I have even started burning whole blocks of cheese in the oven. its so fucking delicious. i also like to burn bell peppers with a blowtorch then wrap chocolate in the charred peeled skin of the peppers, I call them 'cow bell peppers' because i use swiss chocolate
>i have broken 2 bikes and given up

i am useless.

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Easy.

My goal is the same with the difference that Im currently at 45,65,80,110kg

So far I hit my extrapolated expectations with worrying precision, so Im confident that I make it.

i have no goals

Stop heel striking the ground when you run.

Is this a copypasta? Who the fuck eats burnt food?

>Got licensed in my field
>Quit a shit job and started a new one
>Finally stopped kidding myself re: growing a beard, shaved that shit
>Gym 5-6 days a week pushing as hard as I can, making progress again
>Down to 180 lbs, going to get even leaner
>Started researching alternative living ie building a small house and hunting to supplement food
>Rekindled good relationships that I had allowed to die
>Discovered SIPS

So far, so good

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thats a good song on ddr, you should try it, pretty hard on Challenge (oni).

I'm 26 and a half and I'm a college dropout (never even really cared that much about what I was going to school for to begin with) and have been a shut-in friendless NEET living at home since around this time of 2013. Just feel happy that you're out on your own and your issue is that you've gone pretty far (relatively speaking) and are just bored. I'd take that over being close to 30 and having absolutely fuck all going for you, the occasional panic pangs of knowing that you've fucked your life up and that at best you'll be doing minimum wage manual labor for the rest of your life, and a severely receding hairline just to add insult to injury.

>will soon get my motorcycle license
>work out more often and gained 4kg
>started going out again and see girls more often
>started a new cosplay project which is looking pretty good so far, I've made tons of progress since the last one
But
>still feel weird when my ex changes her Facebook pp
>still didn't get over my stress-driven ED
>still haven't really been with a girl in a bed in 2019

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I relapsed on alcohol and now I’m drinking again. Not good. However I did start training at an mma gym 3 months ago and I just got the best job I’ve ever had. Get health insurance and paid time off. Just need to stop drinking now

yeah. My fitness goals vary cos i've been working out since I was 16 (32 now) but my financial goals are through the roof. For the first time in my life things are looking up. I feel like a completely different person now. We are all gonna make it.

Actually yes

>got a passport
>broke plateau in workout
>got a raise
>quit porn and fapping no longer have the urge because of below
>got a steady gf
>reading a lot more (1 book a month)
>continuing education
>Reconnected with my father after 5 years of no contact

Only things I have left this year are
>Travel to Spain

what the fuck

only 1/4th of the year. 1/3rd would be the end of april.

Strength:
Front Squat 3x5 185->220
Bench 3x5 155->185
Deadlift 1x5 275-320
Overhead press 3x5 95-110
On track to hit 275 FS, 225 BP, 405 Deadlift by Sept-Nov. If I do everything perfectly I should hit hit 135 OHP by December.

Cardio:
I run up and down stairs for 30 minutes in the building my gym is in.
30.125 laps -> 33.250 laps so far.
Goal is 40 laps by the end of the year. If I keep going up one lap a month I'll hit it by October. Honestly no idea if that's possible though.

down 15 lbs but not on track to make my goal weight by August.

>285 in January
>270 now
>want 250 by May
>want 230 by August
At least my lifts are going up, I guess.

Yes
I had sex

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You tell me, I'm still a:
>33 year old khv
>no friends
>no social skills
>shit job, no money and live with parents

Good job user

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% of my food now is burnt on purpose. I have even started burning whole blocks of cheese in the oven. its so fucking delicious. i also like to burn bell peppers with a blowtorch then wrap chocolate in the charred peeled skin of the peppers, I call them 'cow bell peppers' because i use swiss chocolate
All that sounds delicious, I know what I'm doing next Winter bulk.

>fimally under 170 lbs
>consistently runk 5k under 25 mins
>continuing uni
>have group of friends and i hangout with them on the regular

one of my better years desu. its a shame i'm 23, wish i was 19 or so

Lost 6kg
Finally able to do enough chinups to do them instead of lat machine
Raised my OHP from 40x10 to 55x10 (kg), can do 1pl for 5
Deadlift from 90 to 120 (x5)
Passed the exam i had to retake (a big one)
Haven't cried over my ex
Figured out why my squat's shit (ankle and hip mobility)
Avoided drinking beer (either bailing on pubs or giving my beer to a friend)
Reconnected with a few old friends
Dad enjoyed my cooking and mom said i'm gonna be a good father and husband
Been a good friend
Saved some cash (but that's not new, i'm pretty frugal)

Now where i'm lacking
Can't for the life of me get that 2pl bench, it's stuck
I haven't been consistent when it comes to scheduling and that bleeds over into the next few
Haven't studied nearly as much as i wanted, haven't made it into a habit
Still too lazy, lacking discipline and not enough good habits, procrastinating, altho i'm fighting it
Haven't been able to replace my ex
Barely made a dent in my book and movie backlog
Avoided social stuff that's more than 1 on 1 hangouts, silver lining is i'm focusing on myself, and that might nullify the missed out social gains
Asked out a couple girls, wasn't smooth, got some major anxiety talking to women. Forced myself to do it.
Moving more, but not doing much outright cardio

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>Quit soda
>Quit Booze
>Started at the gym
>Got a raise
Things are pretty okay right now.

>penis too hairy
>only electrolysis is FDA approved for permanent hair removal
>finally found an electrologist who will work on male genitals
>not that painful
>conpleted my second session last week

Soon my cock will be nice and smooth

Oh god i have some hair on the bottom of my dick too. Was always too afraid to put a razor to it, just trim.

da

I got used to shaving it because my hair went up the front sides and back, but the stubble got too irritating. I also used Veet for Men but it smells awful and will burn your skin if you're not careful, and it would take a few tries to work for me.
Figured I'd just pay some cash to get it done once and for all this year. Still gonna keep my upper pubes but the cock and balls will be smooth.

Yay! Keep it up, be positive and you'll make it.

well that's just too bad

yes I got spooky

I was going to but then my wife left me so now my only goal is not to kill myself. Sorry, Jow Forums.

Take this time to focus on yourself. You can get fitter than ever!

Life sucks sometimes.
I think of you now and of all others in hurt. Got the same, planned everything with this woman and poof all gone.

But something good will always come.

>stopped drinking (used to drink everyday)
>down 35lbs (keto and working out)
>gym 6 days a week
i think im on my way lads

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Not at all🙁

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Nice, I've been working out 6 days/week too (as opposed to before where I was doing "3 days/week" but really 0-2 days a week)

I'd hug you bro. It's rough.

get fucking jacked and successful and when she comea crying back tell her to go to hell. I know you probably want to take her back now but by the time you make it, you won't.

>bench bodyweight, 180lbs
Did 155 for reps. Should make it by July
>squat 3pl8
Plateaued at 265. Gonna make it easily

>got a gf
>done literally everything besides lose my virginity and it’s only been a couple months
>lifts all still going up
>doing an internship in Spain this summer
I’m fucking blowing through my goals, the rest of this year is just testing limits and extra credit

I'm fucking on fire this year. Compared to the same time last year:
>quit drinking
>quit smoking
>quit weed
>quit caffeine
>quit all junk/fast food
>acne gone
>cardio 6 days a week
>lifting 6 days a week
>psoriasis gone
>discorer have beetus from alcoholism
>cure it in 6 months with fasting
>energy through the roof
>gained ~20 lbs muscle
>fixed knee pain
>fixed shoulder pain
>moved state
>got her back
>got her taking health seriously
>relationship better than ever
>new career with 50% higher pay
>got over 100% on performance review and bonus today
>due for another raise in 2 months
>all debts will be paid off this month
>about to turn 30 in best shape of my life
Is this is what making it feels like???

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I'm getting bigger and stronger and look better thats good enough to me, even hit my goal of 2 pl8 bench :)

also i've stopped banging random whores, I miss it but I know its better this way

It's okay man.

This reminds me,
can barely do a 1pl8 for bench. pretty much been struggling with it for a few months.
First time squatting in over 6 months I easily do a 3pl8. Do I just have retarded genetics or is could there be something I'm doing that's constantly training my legs?

Some people are just evolved from T-Rexes user, and you are one of them.

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Yeah user. Went from 265 pounds to 195. Still a bit to go, but i feel better than ever before

720/1000 pound club. I feel like this is where the hard part comes in.

1. wife of 4 years left more for an ugly skinny fat onions boi.
2 got my career started and actually started making good money.
3 hate life and people.

idk somewhat i guess, all thats left is for me to roid up and try not to kys myself with roids or with myself.

>new job
>raise
>lost 6kg and am now gaining muscle
>gf
>closer to my few but good friends
>increased size of social circle
>stepped out of comfort zone
>anxiety receeding
>respect at work from being so good despite short experience
>about to move out finally
pretty great

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You're making it man

yes. i've lost 70lbs since October. i'm making some gains strength wise but i'm still very weak

Yeah 720 is nothing, that could be a 180 bench, 225 squat and 315 deadlift.

GUESS WHAT I BECAME THIS YEAR

Dude that's fucking awesome

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>dropped out of uni bc pissening grades
>quit my job
>started drinking again
>always high on coke, weed, acid or salvia
>gunna kms before my birthday at the end of the month

Yeah it's not been the greatest year lads

YES.
I've consistently hit the gym and have a plan for my life, which is more than I've achieved in the last 4 years.
>partyhat, interlinked

OH SHIT PICKLE GAAAAAAAANG

>Turned 25
>can't rep my own bodyweight
>still paying gym, going 2-3 times per week
>found a new job
>*this* close to fail uni cuz repeating courses
>Turned 25
>Vydia addiction is fucking my life up
>howthefuckdoistop.png
>Im not even fucking close to my life goals.
>TURNED 25

I HATE MY WEAKNESS, I HATE MY ONW LACK OF DRIVE
I HATE WHO I AM
HOW CAN I HATE MYSELF INTO BETTERMENT?

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Yes, although I would like it if I had achieved more by now.
I have read more books these few months than in the past two years.
I have been eating better, drinking less and watched less porn.
And I am also restoring my social life, slowly but surely.
My major goal for now is finding a decent job.

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I'm doing good with my goals. Although I'm still looking for a job, I've managed to get a masters and been preparing my latest publication.
I also pretty much quit alcohol, drinking only when it's either free or socially. Before I'd drink every weekend by myself.
I'm also improving my lifts and managed to bulk more than normal, which is great for someone underweight.
Been a good year so far.