>be me >be talking to cutie, going on a few dates >She's coming over to my house Saturday to smoke weed and watch Netflix >send her a pic of my abs as they are now and she teases "I can't see them, I'll need a better look Saturday" >me autism: "okay sure"
Bros I can only see my upper two abs right now. How to lose as much fat as possible in 5 days?
Also does it really matter if she's already coming over? I'm pretty insecure in general so I guess this is a good way to set a mini goal?
OP girls are dumb, she'll think you have abs. Their standards are shit, remember that.
Jordan James
I'm going to help you out of pity. You're like fucking gollum to me.
1) Answer the door. Give her a hug and a little kiss. Ask her how her day was.
2) Ask her if she wants a drink. Make her a drink if she does. Already have some music playing in your room or living room if you live alone.
3)Small talk. God, I hope you can at least hold a conversation. I'm not writing up a disseration how to do that. Just kys if you can't do it.
4) Ask if she wants to smoke. Sit close to her. Turn on the movie. Smoke/drink. Sit so close you're touching and also gently massage her back after you've taken a few hits. She'll probably tell you this feels good.
5) Kiss her neck, cup her cheek in your hand and tilt her head towards yours and kiss her. Lay her back gently onto couch/bed. Run your hands gently all over her body. Press your cock against her. Hopefully she touches it. If not though it's not a big deal.
5) Softly rub her vagina over her clothes. She'll start moaning, probably rub you over your clothes if she hasn't already. Then undo her pants button and put your hand down her pants and feel her. Rub her clit a little and put your middle finger inside of her.
6) Take her pants off and keep fingering her. She should definitely be touching you at this point. Take your pants off. Put her hand on your dick if she needs prompting. Then get up on your knees and reach for the condoms. Put the condom on. Start fucking her.
THEN AFTER YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING FOR ABOUT 10 to 15 seconds YOU WILL FINALLY TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!
AND NO ONE WILL FUCKING CARE YOU PITIFUL AUTISMO SPERG!
CAUSE. YOU'RE. ALREADY. FUCKING. HER.
You're Welcome,
T.Chad Thundercock
Brandon Ross
This is literally a walkthrough from Dating Ariane.
Brody Long
She already likes you op, she doesn't give af how chiseled your abs are
Don't overthink it man
Samuel Morgan
Jow Forums autist here, here's how you can lose the most body fat in 5 days
5 days is not a lot, but you can manage to lose water weight and make significant difference in terms of how you look with it. Start drinking a fuckload of water. A lot, constantly. You should be pissing nearly clear water. Decrease the sodium and carbohydrate intake immensely. No fast food junk food garbage and no pasta/bread. Just meat/eggs and veggies. Keep this for 4 days and the last day you stop drinking water and increase carb intake. Your body will still be in the water flushing mode even though you ain't drinking it and you will lose all the water weight that usually makes you look "bloated". Night before drink 2-3 shots of vodka so you wake up even more dehydrated visually. Voila you're vascular as fuck, veins popping out gimmick achieved. Step two, body hair. Trim it with the electric razor to with the short guard on, just to make it all clean and uniform so your abs definition get's out. Don't do it only if you're Tom Selleck mode body hair. Step three, lighting in the room where you will fuck. Make sure the main light is directly above you so your abs cast a shadow on each other, making them look even more pronounced.
And after you do all this preparation she actually doesn’t come and leaves you on seen forever