Confess

i keep scrolling through the catalog looking for threads with hi test fat ass braphogs even though i'm supposed to be on noporn/nofap. i do it so that if i "accidentally" go to a thread "for the content" that way if i see braphogs and get hard and fap i can blame it on an accident rather than having actually gone to phub and fapped to porn

I told a girl I had a crush to come with le in a date with my chad account, I didnt realised it and she asked

>"who is it?"
>"Its user wtf lmao"

Its been 3 weeks and she's ignoring me irl

Maybe she's ignoring you because of your horrible grammar

Im french

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I'm selling indulgences for likes

>can't lift or do cardio anymore because of torn ACL
>lifting or cardio was the only thing that helped with depression
>everyday feels like im sinking deeper
>havn't done any real sport in 8+ months
not sure if I'm gonna make it brahs

Been on a bender since I dumped my ex for fuckin around on me. Bad gym attendance for a month now. Fast food. Porn.

Constantly wake up and have to remind myself I’m single first thing in the morning and that there’s gonna be no sweet notifications on my phone.

Hooked up with a goth qt yesterday and couldn’t finish without thinking about her.

I’m not makin it right now brahs.

I'm lazy , i procrastinate and have a middlingly healthy diet at best. please forgive me for my sins father.

I'm not going to make it

Mange le merde, frog

I've been thinking about going vegan for a while now. I want to be healthier, and going vegan should help kickstart that. I'm just afraid of people thinking I'm an ideological vegan that moralizes about his lifstyle choices like he's a fucking saint. Should I go through with it, or are there better diets for weightloss?

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Penis

pescatarian is best. like jesus said milk and honey is good. fish is great too. red meat and poultry is sketchy so youre probably better off without it. I think small sprouted legumes are best

Yeah bro u right. Cheers

supposedly fish can't feel pain, so I don't feel too bad about killing them. They're also rich in omega 3's and other nutrients.

cx network

I'm a fat fuck that thinks having a trap body is a hot idea. I have the hair for it, now all I need to do is get the body, hopefully by summer so I can look good in these sexy swimsuits.

i have an anal fissure but it won't heal properly👌

Im an alabama nigger

I have bicep tendonitis and haven't been to the gym in almost a month. And I have been eating like shit. I'm comfortable with my lazy routine now. God save me from myself.

Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been a year since my last confession. Today I did cardio and I skipped the gym.

im just lazy

im a manlet

Your fortune: Good Luck

I've given up on dreams of spooky. I only want dino now

Murdered an animal once in cold blood. Feel no remorse to this day. Something deeply wrong with me.

Literally the same thing my brother did. Sounds exhausting.

the fucking score is the most fun i've had all week
the fact that it leaves soon makes it better
and the best part is that it's anonymous

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Gonna multiply this by the number I get from rolling

I've cut from 300lbs to 175lbs and have stayed at 175lbs for over a year and my gains haven't really gone up for the whole year too
I hit 1/2/2.5/3.5 for 3rm and don't know whether to cut or bulk or just exist as i am

Start with people. It's surprisingly easy if you choose whores no one will miss. Cold case status within a day. Don't leave DNA outside any place you'd reasonably expect to be within 24 hours of the event.

i drank 3000 calories worth of acohol last night while im on a cut, now i feel terrible

lmao this shit sounds great until you're 27 and wondering why you built up those habits and realize addiction isn't just a meme but a real mental phenomenon that extends beyond any individual substance and well into the realm of your general avoidant behavior.

I've spent the last month living on juice, milk, and the odd pizza and the only exercise i get is doing 5 hills sprints. I dont know if this is healthy or not but ive lost 13 pounds.

Damn dude

Good luck man, take care of yourself

Buy some cheap dumbbells and blow the fuck out of your arms

I Drink 6 days a week!

What's score?

I haven’t hit the gym since I had hernia surgery 3 years ago.

I was injured badly around 1.5 years ago, it took about 6 months to heal, but I haven't had the guts to go back to the gym since.
I've been coping by drinking daily.

i did glute bridges in the squat rack

front squats hurt my wrists and I can't do them right so i don't.

i ate 1000 calories of chips and home made salsa i made last night. oh god the shits were horrific.

I don’t actually have anything to confess

texted my ex if she'd be up for grabbing some ice cream

I wanna quit booze when I go clubbing. I don't remember a lot of stuff the following day and I tend to become someone I don't like. There have been a few cases lately in which I managed a sweet balance in which I was fun enough to be outgoing but not enough to forget shit.
On Sunday I woke up and had a girl's Instagram but I don't remember anything I said to her or even if we made out.
I remember making out with someone but I think it was a different girl.
I want out.

I stole a camo hat from someone in highschool

I dirty bulked my way from a solid 15% bf to miserable 20% bf.

Fuck... it's that time again right ?

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I haven't trained for 2 weeks
I'm just feeling down and making excuses

That explains it then.

I spent a month intricately carving an aneros helix replica out of Rowan wood, spent another month treating/sealing it with oils and wax, then put it up my ass with an erotic audio and had a prostate orgasm. I did it all for the prostate gains, so one day I will be able to have the sex and super-orgasms without spilling my precious seed.

Such is the power and dedication gained on nofap.

i do not do my very best.

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I hooked up with my ex's sister this weekend

I am doing a dirty bulk, because I was always a Auschwitz skelly. However after 2 years of training I feel the need to just eat more and more so I can bulk more... now I just eat constantly. However I picked the weight from 62 - 77 over the course of two years. I hope some of this is muscle. I am 6'3''.

I'm on OMAD. Usually eat 7-9 pm. Had lunch meeting with head of department yesterday, and had to eat then. Ended up snacking at 11pm, because I couldn't fall asleep.

I’m really craving carbs right now. Would love a decent chocolate chip cookie or a honeybun. But really don’t want to fuck up my diet and throw myself out of ketosis.

Been eating like shit and drinking the past week, thinking about commiting a violent crime

I enjoy anime

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Was supposed to cut but have been drinking and not following diet..

/d/ would be proud, m8

ate 3600 calories out of 1800 today, now pondering if i want to full blown binge

My bag-senses are tingling. And there's extra 10% off too.

Forgive me lord, but my greed must be sated.

I’ve realized that I have spent my life scared of taking risks or living today. I’m going to start my diving classes again, I don’t wanna die knowing I just road the rails.

didn't go to the gym today. weather change has been causing me headaches for two days now, and i couldn't stand the normie fitness courses today.

will go tomorrow + friday to repent.

Thinking about being a virgin at the age of 30 take up a significant portion of my day. It has been like that for the past 10+ years. I would go to a prostitute but I don't want to end up at some human trafficking victim's dungeon. I'm also a pussy who just doesn't have the guts to get this over with.
How do you find a prostitute to make sure she does it because she wants to?

I tell myself I want to change something in my life but the truth is I come home from work so tired I don't even think about doing anything but shitposting

A wizard with regrets how sad

Jameer?

Do it! Lifted myself out of depression when I took diving classes in adulthood after I stopped diving cause I went to college. Killed two downer birds with one stone: got to do fun stuff again and met new people.
Losing fat is a good idea in a quest to better your buoyancy as well. You can dive while fat, but I’ve seen too many diving fatties have problems staying at depth.
Good luck, and have fun. See you on /o/. You can do it! You’re gonna make it.
Also, if gear prices an issue, see if your local dive shop sells user equipment learners have used.

Fuck I looked up what an aneros helix was on my work computer. Damnit.

At this point 60% of the reason I lift is to flex on the small bois and honeys at my uni rec

Too lazy to go to the gym BUUUUT i´ve done training everyday at home with a pull-up bar and stuff until recently when i had a terrible pain in my back and now i can´t get back into it

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I am stuck in an endless, two week long cycle of starting and then failing at:
>Exercise daily
>No porn
>No smoking
>Good sleep

Feel like it would be easier and better feeling to jerk off on my own than text this girl I know would come to me. What’s the word for the feeling you get when you don’t even want sex, you just want to relax. I feel like an overstretched rubber band. Even consulting a thot feels like it would be too much effort

>>Good sleep
This is the hardest for me as I just love to stay up.

**mange un char
The full expression in French is "mange un char de marde," or essentially "eat a wagon of shit"

I'm not sleeping right, my attention span for uni work is garbage, I'm failing hard enough at nofap/noporn that it's affecting my ability to finish when fucking my wife, and I've let myself remain sedentary for way the fuck too long.

On my birthday weekend i consumed: ice cream 2x, soda 1x, and fast food 2x.

I also banged a slampig which was well below my league and spent way too much taking her out to justify. It wasn't even hot enough to fap to later, I was just disgusted with myself

Forgive me Father and help me find the strength back to the realm of light and good

One of the more depressing ones in this thread. Come back user

I haven't lifted in over five years.
I used to bench 335, squat 490, but was told by one of my college coaches i was too top heavy and needed to stop lifting outside of practice.
Now that ive been out of school for a couple years, ive been putting off getting back into the swing of things for nothing less but mundane reasons.

I feel like this constantly, I have a qt gf but would rather have a 2 minute fap than to fug

You let a gains goblin talk you out lifting?
You will literally never make it.

I'm gonna break nofap and not feel guilty at all.

Is something wrong with us? Feels kind of shit. I should want to have sex but it just feels like more social interaction and I don’t want the effort. Maybe this is why young adults are having far less sex these days

damn bro

I'm down to lifting once a week. Since January. Was on a solid 8 month streak and let the holidays and stress from a new promotion get in the way. Legs are domd as fuck right now from Sunday's workout... it's fucking Tuesday lads. Pathetic.

I just spent 30 minutes miring myself in the mirror. Three years of consistent training is all you need to make you want to literally fuck yourself. Jesus Christ how fucking hot have I become? 28 now... started when I was 25... oh my God I love myself so fucking much.

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I don't look at the gym thots. Some seem to purposefully try to do some booty exercise with their ass in front of me, but I try not to give them the attention. Its a lot of willpower, however, this has led me to look in other directions, sometimes even at guys. Long story short, I think a lot of people at the gym probably(if they do care, probably don't) think I'm gay.

IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU

Wait for the swelling to go down if you haven’t had surgery yet and you should be fine to run and to do front squats. I remember I hit a front squat pr with a torn acl before surgery.

Yes you will.

I was trying to out placebo the placebo