So user, what do you like to do with your spare time?

>praying to some dead jew con man from thousands of years ago
imagine being this much of a brainlet lmao

Whores

Fuck off
Like if this user is a faggot tranny

Stop posting lewd women please

to accommodate new users duh

YOU TEST MY NOFAP
BEGONE

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>brown eyes
>"blonde" w/ black eyebrows
Yikes

Keep posting lewd women please🐸

working out, thot

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>implying brown isn't the alpha eyecolor
Enjoy your glaucoma, melaninlet

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>"blonde"
>black eyebrows
Oof

>Mestiza
>dying hair brown to look less African
Yikes

why does this bother you so much?
Just makes me want to see the color of her pubes t b h

Unironically this
I have green eyes, but I have never met an older person with clear iris who had an "ok" eyesight

COPE

i want catperk desu

Anons, promise me that if youre ever in this scenario you will lie your ass off with a girl like this one. Just ridiculous bullshit that will get you laid with her in less than 2 hours, because thats the time window you have with a bitch of this caliber.
Dont go for the "be yourself" shit, dont attempt to reach her at a human level and dont try humility. The only play here is to go to sociopath levels of bullshittery, get her eyes glowing, fuck her silly and jump off the side of whichever yacht you currently find yourself on.

Godspeed

got any examples of bullshit that i can pass off? preferably shit i can actually do

>tfw no friends
>spend weekend alone in my room

>literally every coworker spends their weekend by meeting up with friends for drinks
h-how do i be normal?

>code
>browse Jow Forums, mostly g and fit
>listen to esoteric podcasts
>watch anime/read manga
>cook
>spend time with fiance

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Wrong.

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is the right answer

Is there any hope for an average responsible white male with multi millionaire status to land pussy like that? I'm the definition of an average white male but I have money and a very large package. I hear muscles don't matter much if you're already average when skinny.

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Agreed

based

high quality user, how's you future looking?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Shitpost on a Cambodian underwater weaving forum💔

Train Brazilian Jiujitsu. I could show you a few self defense techniques if you’re ever interested. You’d be surprised how effective they are.

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I think about how I want to be loved. I think about how everyone wants material things, money, status, power, fame, sex. I think about how I want to be loved. I think about loving that person in return. I think about how this is what everyone wants but is too afraid to say it.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck