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Mine is coming in 2 weeks finally I can live out my exact fantasies.

When is Jow Forums getting theirs?

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Rolled 60 (1d100)

didnt you post this stupid shit yesterday

Honestly hookers are cheaper and warmer

Your fortune: Average Luck

>No penis and vagina
Cringe

What's my fortune brother?

You can already check yourself, but here you go

Your fortune: Outlook good

when they do the dishes and can love me back

it has a pussy

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>mail order bride can and will
>will also suck my tiny cock on demand

I only have to beat her like once a month. And desu, I enjoy raping her when she doesn't join in willingly.

what muscles do the beatings train?

1. When job get.
2. When I have a place to store it so if I die my family doesn't have to find it.

Both>one or the other

Nah, a cold rigid plastic doll won't give you the same satisfaction as choking a slut while fucking her so hard she can barely handle the ecstatic feeling

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>and can love me back
>women can do this

The Qaran says beatings are HIIT

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>want a sex doll
>still live with parents
one day user, for now I satiate my lust with onaholes that can easily be hidden

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How easy are they to clean?

Very easy, you just have to run water through them and then some soap. Then I like to take a towel on my finger and poke it inside to dry it all off

Marquee

>implying you don't enclose in a garbage bag and warm it up in a hot bath

Got any recommendations?

Fug🦖

>here's your sex doll bro
>silicone? nah I prefer wax and HUMAN HAIR
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30 year old turbovirgin here. Even I think you're a fucking loser for wanting one of these.

Hey this is pretty cool🐸

blog.onahole.eu/reviews/onaholes/sujiman-kupa-lolinco
This was my first one, it is pretty good. There is an onahole general on you can check out for more info

How does it feel?
Does it come with an extra large pussy cause...my dick is a bit under 10 inches so I want to go balls deep every time.

>ab sex dolls
Uhhh where can i get one OP asking for a friend

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