Mire thread

Wish my friends save me like this dude saved him

YIKES!!

D E V I L I S H

i would sooner believe emails from nigerian princes asking for money than whatever the fuck you said

There is NO WAY this happened. I refuse to believe that a real human bean could be this autistic.

mirin your thread

rate me

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How about my thread

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Subpar chickshit, check out this bulletproof shit

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LMAO I believe this because I’ve done extremely similar shit. Just own it as something funny and do better next time

“Going home” has me in orbit man

b&r
Never give thots the attention they want. The more aggressive a girl is, the more likely I am to do something like this to her. Except if I'm too high, so I cut out drugs.

kek

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>mire thread
>only one more in entire thread and it’s a shit tier pasta

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>tfw no girl has ever looked at you like that

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tranny/10

not nice

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Social anxiety retard here. Can confirm this shit happens. When I was 7th grade the class cutie took interest in me for whatever reason. One time she and her friend dragged me to the toilet and the friend was holding the door while I and the cutie were inside. I just panicked and forced the door open. The security guard was grinning while they were dragging me towards the toilets. She also invited me twice to parties and was grabbing my dick on occasions. Had similar experiences with few other girls but once past my early twenties girls never gave me fraction of that kind of attention again. If a girl likes you youd know.

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Jesus, that's bats? Why's she look like a 40 year old woman in the first webm?

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Most women are out of shape, user.

I hate varg but he was right that women shouldn't lift weights. All they need is cardio and clean eating to keep themselves pretty and thin.

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alright alright sowwy. you're a qt from the front

All anyone needs to look p good is clean eating, but everyone, women included, look better if they lift weights on top of that.
The bulking meme is what makes people look bad, not lifting by itself.

I have to disagree. We used to use our body, our muscles on a daily basis and a good diet was all you needed. But today? Most people sit around, in the office, at home, in the car, use elevators... when do these people use their body? Probobly for walking to the bathroom and car.

>be me
>eating shit at the street next to a restaurant
>woman and child fall over as they walk past me
fucing mirin

I’ve only gotten one mire. Should I post the screenshot?

Keyword: used to. It's no longer necessary to have very much strength, and only men benefit in terms of attractiveness from gaining it. For women only carido is necessary.

Perhaps, but only minor lifting. Bats is a wannabe powerlifter. I'm pretty sure she has penis envy.

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>le women should be pretty things meme

how can you even be attracted to a women whose sole purpose is "being pretty" ?

Yeah why not. Thread needs some actual mires.

>Keyword: used to. It's no longer necessary to have very much strength, and only men benefit in terms of attractiveness from gaining it. For women only carido is necessary.

Hell no, training is important for your overall health. It is attractive because it is a sign of health!

You're talking to someone who doesn't understand that you can be young and unattractive at the same time. He's just some autist with no grounding in reality.
People like him are the reason why you really shouldn't take advice from 4channel.net.

What is wtf about the webm, its just a girl doing barbell hip thrusts. Am I missing something?

I wish I could go back to your feels user.

It hurts that much worse to have it and lose it. That whole thing about better to have loved and lost.....absolute dogshit.

You have a chance to be full hermit buffmode, do it, do it for those of us that can't

You really don't need that much exercise to look ok. Sure, you won't become outright hot, but just taking a walk every now and then and not eating your way to skinnyfat is enough to not make you unattractive.

I disagree, I was a virgin till 23 (28 now) and I feel much better knowing that someone loved me at some point in my life.

The current solitude is harsh too, but I have more confidence about a brighter future.

Not so fast, bucko

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I dunno, I use 4chanX so I download files with the uploaded filename.

Another, bigger anxiety retard here. I have something that tops all previous Anons in how autistic one can get. So.
>be me, 18
>at a music festival with buddies
>meet girl, 19, really into me
>last night of the festival alone with her in my tent
>touchy-feely but didn't even make out
>have to pack up and go, she adds me on Facebook
>talk for a few days
>"Hey user, wanna come to my city and stay with me for a few days? Parents are gone tehee!"
>ok
>the day comes
>step out of train, she's waiting for me at the station
>the look she gave me, those happy fuck-me eyes
>do some daytime normie stuff together
>firstn night she teases me and starts scratching my back, I do nothing
>second night she gets on top of me and we make out, I don't proceed out of anxiety
>last night she's on top, topless, just panties left
>"So user, did your parents talk to you about condoms?"
>"Uuuh no, I guess. Not really."
>I knew this stuff myself though
>stay silent
>she gets off and we go to sleep
>go home next day, still virgin
At that time I was so anxious and unused to female attention I was really not sure if I should make a move on her. Unironically. I was this autistic. One of the reasons I started lifting, to never let it happen again. I'll never forgive myself probably.

Beat that.

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>how do you eat so much but stay lean?
>HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS EATING user OMG
>when you get older you won't be able to eat so much!
>how much do you eat in a day user christ?

All day, every day.
It's enough to make a bloatmaxxing nigga go mad. Sheeeet. GOMAD. That's what I need to do isn't it

>actually going to stay with a woman without fucking her
Now, I'm an autist who rejects damn near all advances, but if I actually go through with anything, I at least have the decency to go all the way through.
Instant rejection is one thing, but that shit is just plain rude.

Dude if you wrapped bullets in that, do you think you could use them on people like airsoft guns? I have a couple of guns around the house and me and my buddy want to play armyman but we dont have enough BB’s for airsoft war.

Jesus Christ

This desu.

Had it done to me on one occasion and have done it a couple of times because when on the verge of going the whole 9 inches, I'm suddenly overcome by the thought of the wages of sin being death.

In any case, it's not a great set of circumstances to be in and would suggest avoiding it.

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Like the other user said, that's just plain rude.

Women shouldn't be powerlifting or permabulking, but they should be lifting.

So, you some kind of woman (female) or something?

Yeah, I got my dick grabbed once in elementary. It was some autistic dude classmate

>stay silent
Youu...
YOUU FUCKING FAAAG

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Of course you could. Just make sure to wear eye protection.
You should off yourself

>a girl said i have nice eyes

Look into rubber bullets, user.
baton rounds if you're using shotties

>what is art
>what is art that I can put my penis into
>what is art that appreciates when I put my penis in it
obviously it's not the sole purpose, you twat; it's the primary purpose

I wish I could punch you in your face in real life. Jeez this story it's painful to read.

>thinks women have other uses
LMAO

>>"what are you doing later, user?"
>>"going homo"

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Don't think it's really a mire (or a significant one) but I saw some cutie glancing at me once or twice in the gym. Decided to talk to her, couldn't really think of anything to say though so I just asked her name. I half expected she wouldn't have even heard me through the loud gym "music" but she almost jumped to reply and extended a hand for a shake. Talked for a bit. Didn't ask for digits or other info though. I probably should have.

Btw, I was sitting on a stepper at the time, so my face was roughly the height of her hand. How autistic would it have been to kiss her hand? I always think of it in similar situations but I've never done it, seems too m'ladyish

drugs are forever, thots are temporary

But that costs money i might as well buy more BB’s. We have a fuckton of extra ammo so i want to convert that into non lethal stuff to play with

it's ok user, this is stressful, its ok you reacted like that

No it isn't. It's understandable, but it's not ok. A situation being stressful doesn't justify being this rude, especially when it was over 3 nights.

you don't know what else is going on in his life, and we all hurt people in romance. you know you can get hurt going in. she know this may happen

It doesn't matter what else is going on in his life. At best, it can make it understandable. Taking your shit out on other people isn't ok.

Davie, FL? Because about a week ago my gf came home telling me some dude walked up to her, shook her hand, and asked her if she liked working out alone or with a friend. When she said alone he walked away

My god mothers son pushed bark inside my foreskin and bellybutton when I was 5

I'm I the only one who always wants to laugh when people randomly fall over? shit looks funny af to me

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nice

women shouldn't exist

There is literally nothing else to them, user.

So many newfags fall for pasta at such volume that it makes me think there are millions of people on Jow Forums alone...

>cousin "accidentally" presses her ass against muh dik
>pulls my hair
>gives me dirty looks when I pull her hair
>really suggestive about incest
>compliments me about my gainz
>walks around the house with barely anything on
help bros i don't want to go full redneck and destroy her ass, what do I do?

You misspelled "I do want".

Destroy her pussy instead

thanks bros, will definitely do

My cousin is a legit 10/10 aryan beauty and I’d fuck her without hesitation. Even our invest baby would be healthier and stronger than 90% of the world desu. That being said it isn’t worth destroying your family over so just have a few faps and find a gf.

i hope you reported her for sexual harrassment

Kek

Was it actually rude? I had told her I was a virgin through facebook, I kinda expected her to lead. I wanted to have sex with her but really didn't know how to act, like, should I just grab her tits or ass or do what. So I waited and she didn't lead and I guess she got bored in the end. Was is really that awfully rude of me?

What most people don't realise is that incest is really only detrimental over several generations. For example, if you fuck your sister and make a babby, its exceedingly unlikely it will be unhealthy, provided you're not from a population with high background consanguinity, like Pakistanis and Arabs. That's why people in so many cultures never clocked onto the real problems with incest, which is the accumulation of detrimental recessive traits over the course of generations. It's a slow burn, the effects not immediately apparent.

tl;dr, just fuck your sister you degenerate, it'll most likely be fine as long as your kids don't fuck one another as well

They're probably laughing at the wierdo eating poo.

She should have stopped using the pacifier before turning 16 kek that fucking overbite is from hell

There is no step by step procedure. You should have grabbed her tits and ass on the sole basis of being a heterosexual male and grabbing them feels good. She would reciprocate and you can escalate from there.

Yes, nigga, Worst case scenario should be that you go too aggressive, she tells you to calm it down and you just feel it from there. You could also be not aggressive enough and she'll accelerate it, but don't expect her to outright initiate shit. Women run on instincts much more than men do, and men initiating is just how it works in general.
The first two nights were alright since you had a third, but when she starts saying explicitly sexual shit, that's a green light. You being a virgin gives you leeway to be bad at it, but it's still on you to initiate.

Thanks bro, and it’s my cousin so there’s even less chance. Unfortunately, the issue is we both love our family and it would destroy them and it’s not worth what I can only imagine would be the best nut of my life.

user, if a girl is on top of you and topless, you can't complain she didn't lead.

Goddamn this is hot. Walk around barely naked yourself and see how she responds. Please fuck her and report back.

W-We just need to lift more and we will get our state funded qt gf in no time ha..ha.

Im sure once i hit 2 plates incline bench and weigh 220lbs she will appear.

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>meet up with someone three times
>before meeting up we discussed what we were looking for
>both agree that something inbetween, so: friends with benefits, is ideal
>i now feel guilty talking to other women on okcupid

a-am... i falling in love wiht her? what's wrong with me. literally never experienced this before
i actually feel like i shouldn't be talking to other women
she hasn't been online in forever, she also told me she barely checks her messages
i don't think she's lying, because it took a few days for us to match
after matching, we immediately met because she has a very busy work schedule and she's even working in weekends (i looked her up on linkedin etc, it all checks out)
our meetings are really intimate
it's not just sex but just really intimate stuff

what do bros?

Thanks. Fuck me... After posting this the feelings are coming back. I'll never not hate myself for this shit. I just can't forgive myself this shit, ever. I fucked up a fairytale porn scenario by being an anxious overthinking autist. Well, I'll use this self hatred to push myself on squats tomorrow. Let my story be a warning for all anxiety retards here.

If a woman wants to fuck you she finds a way to fuck you. No matter how busy she is. She would be available, she would be talking to you. Just because you fucked her and talked about some deep shit does not mean she is heads over heels for you. Do you really think you are the only one she is talking to? Maybe even more?

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Communicate with her