You are the invisible man

i don't care about anime per se
i like berserk posters and jojo posters
i hate faggots that post anime women whilst pretending to be women
homosexuals need to be banned altogether

yes, but id shift my workouts to be more calisthetics and climbing to make most effective use of being invisible

I would go to a gym, choose a fattie and start whispering to her as her consiousness. Through years I would sculpt my masterpiece.

yup
I would pretend to be the ghost of gainz past and go around the gym causing the supernatural.
>Generally lift after closing time to not be bothered.
>OHP in the late hours when there are only a few people there, dropping the weights when someone saw me.
>Rattling the weight racks of people with poor form
>Whispering "lightweight baby" in peoples ears as they lift
>Occasionally spot people who have no gym buddies

How low test are you that you let autistic weeb strangers from the internet manipulate your emotions so much?
At of all the other places you could waste your time on, you choose the known weeb hotspot.

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I quoted the correct user.

you did i'm just saying that i've never seen anyone tell weebs to fuck off for posting berserk
it's always some literal homosexual larping as an anime girl

Pullups, pushups, squats 3x10, the rest of the time would probably be spent yerking of while looking at lesbian couples having sex, yerking off in lockerrooms, maybe visiting pornoshoots and yerking off, would probably stop lifting, i would just look at people being naked and doing stuff..

I'm giggling like an idiot

I'm an invisible man anyway though. I think I'd lift more and do some cardio so I can commit petty crime and fuck with people more easily.

Yeah, then I'd go into peoples houses and reenact scenes from Poltergeist.

>no rape
/tv/ is so much better

yea...?

>not haunting the guys that go to the gym at 12-2 AM on a Saturday

>finish set
>put weights away
>reverse my position on the bench
>wait for gym thots to come sit on my face
Also lots of rape. When you are invisible no one can tell you are black.

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Lift and be the gym ghost.

rape and jack off in public the same thing anyone would do also steal a motorcycle and ride it around.

I would literally walk into every college dorm in the country over the course of a few years and rape the shit out of one girl from every school

If i dont get caught. I would become the greatest rapist of all time

greater than muhammed

You have to cum in then and get them pregnant though. You could be the next genghis khan. But you should probably just stick to the schools with hot chicks like UCLA and ASU. Or maybe hit up a high school or two. Or stow away on an airplane and hit up Japan for a while.

>being the invisible man to women since born
I keep lifting, OP. I've never done it for girls so....

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Can you still get a sunburn if you're invisible?

the greatest part about raping college girls as the invisible man is

1. They dont know what you look like

2. That increases the chance of them liking it 10 fold since women are retarded and want to be raped

God I want to impregnate that many women imagine having 3000 kids all from different women. Imagine seeing them while they're pregnant with your kids and their tits are swollen and they all think they're the next fucking mother Mary.

and then they give birth to....

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You're gonna need strength to rape your female coworker

Or this fag

>be invisible man
>go to the gym
>fuck lifting
>wait for the qts to start doing squat
>bury my face deep in every brapper
>HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

Imagine the smell

SPBP

>I am the invisible man.
Incredible how you can, see right through me

Yes. Just wear spandex to show off the gains, stupid.

Lifting makes me feel a lot sturdier and stronger as a person so yes.

Masturbate in public

I completly agree. I love anime but if you have a wifu and unironicly lift for anime chicks then you are never going to make it because you must be retarded

Deadlift on the bench and break the bench wr as a ghost. If your a ghost there is no one to correct your form

Yes. Yes it would. If your victim can’t see you coming, more fun for you. Plus being yoked is fun as fuck, being invisible would just make it more fun. People expect the invisible man to be this frail little fucker who’s practically made of glass, who gets in and out of places quickly. No one will see it coming when all six feet, 255 pounds of solid, invisible Kobe beef grabs them by the crotch and neck and folds them in half, literally.

jojo fags are literal fags though