Alright, user, your vitals are looking good. Last question: Are you sexually active?
Alright, user, your vitals are looking good. Last question: Are you sexually active?
Samuel Bennett
Anthony Phillips
Not currently, but, uh *flexes 'cep* maybe you'd like to help me change that.
Dylan Powell
No, I am unmarried and a man of God.
Hunter Taylor
>Y-you too..
Levi Green
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ayden Ward
No, I tend to just lie there HAHA
Josiah Powell
Haha
Joshua Morales
yes.
Julian Collins
yes, really active. btw does this smell like chlorophorm?
Dylan Diaz
Of course
Adam Gonzalez
Based HAHA poster
Jeremiah Hill
Incredibly based.
Grayson Ramirez
NO BECAUSE YOU STUPID JEW DOCTORS RECOMMEND MY DICK BE MUTILATED TO MY PARENTS
FUCK YOU
Nicholas Allen
Yeah. Use protection every time and get tested every three months. We good?
Ayden Ward
This is my excuse.
Joseph Evans
>go to doctor
>"are you sexually active?"
>uhh uhh uhh
>laughs then moves onto the next question
>stutter through the rest of the physical
>get home still hear my doctor's laugh in my head for weeks
>call up doctor's office and schedule an std panel
>nurse asks me if I've had a change in partners, what contraceptive I'm using, and symptoms I'm having
>freak out and say I have a rash on my dick
>I don't
>appointment is later that afternoon
>Google common skin irritants
>can't find any poison ivy but I try shit like hot sauce and icy hot and it burns but doesn't leave any lasting marks.
>last resort I dry shave against the grain for some razor bumps
>saved
>get to doctor's office, doctor asks me same questions as nurse
>asks to see dick
>I show him and he does THE SAME FUCKING LAUGH
>then he says he thinks it's just razor bumps but he'll do the rest of the panel to ease my mind
>fucker sticks a qtip in my fucking dickhole which hurts like hell and has me pee and takes my blood
What a fucking quack. Can I sue for malpractice or something? Also, will they be able to tell I'm a virgin from my blood or pee?
Parker Cooper
>listening to a j*w
never gonna make it
Caleb White
lmao last time i went to the doctor's, he didn't ask me if i was sexually active. instead, he asked if i had one steady partner, to which i replied "no". he took the answer as if i was sleeping around and slaying. feels good.
Jose Mitchell
Amen.
Blake Wright
i hope this is pasta but in case it isnt you should be glad he didnt give you shit for wasting his time you faggot
William Gomez
Top kek
Joshua Lewis
Pee is stored in the balls