Mire thread, god tier edition

>drop out of college
>default on my loans
>eat like shit while living a sedentary lifestyle
>take tons of drugs recreationally, basically live to get fucked up
>alienate all my friends
>try to get my shit together
>mired in debt and physical/mental health issues

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kek

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Never been mired properly even though im 92kg at 184cm with 12-14% bf, feels bad mang to have long arms making them look smoll. Only mire I got was when we had massager over at work and I took off shirt, said I had very nice body but kinda ruined it with "do you work out"

>haven't been to papa Murphy's pizza in a year since my diet. I used to go all the time and some fat but pretty face absolute cunt is always rude to me.
>go in for first time in a year, celebrating my 275 bench and keto for 3 months cut. the cunt is working, doesn't recognize me
>starts saying hello and being really nice, tells me all the stuff in the fridge is a dollar
>I say something about how the prices went up
>tells me there's a pizza in their fridge in back they screwed up and she can sell to me for half price
>I pay and she gives me a 20% off coupon for next time and winks and says "come back really soon and ask for Karen"
Feels good guys! Was completely skelly a year ago!

Nobody says nice things about me crew

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>be employee
>boss hates me
>I hate boss
>I'm training at the work gym
>boss comes in with his wife
>wife goes to the water fountain whilst I'm still there
>her: do you train every day?
>me: yeah, always
>her: I couldn't do that
>me: you can if you enjoy it
>her: I prefer watching tv and eating chocolate haha *touches my arm*
>her: You are very strong
>me: thanks, well you have a good workout
>boss is glaring at me from the lat pulldown the whole time

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>do nothing because my friend likes her
Based bro

Fuck her user fuck her

How old are you? If you just keep lifting, eating well and living healthy in general you will put on huge amounts of weight over your 20s.

I'm 20, I might have to add 1 more meal. I gained 11 kg since august but I'm stalling now

How old are you? If you just keep lifting, eating well and living healthy in general you will put on huge amounts of weight over your 20s.

What grows quickly dies quickly. Grow like a tree, just keep cultivating and storing your energy every week and in 5 years you'll be amazed at your size difference.

(sorry for doubleposting)

Biggest guy in the gym greeted me today and shook my hand. Am I making it bros?

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Going through HR just sucks in general

post more mires you've saved please

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I hope you creampie that fatty and reject her hard you fucking faggot

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I wrote the one in OP, don't have any saved though

>Picked kids up from school
>Teachers in hall notice my huge dong
>Blow job in the bathroom

Which app massa?

Also
>be me at grandparents house
>it's hot so I take my sweatshirt off
>my grandpa says: 'wow user, do you go to the gym? Look at those shoulders!'

saw some people I pretty much hadn’t seen since highschool, they were astonished by my size and just kept asking if I’d been juicing.

Girl in a hot tub told me her boyfriend wanted arms as big as mine so I fucked her

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>be me.
>been back in the gym for about six weeks.
>still dyel but have a good frame, enjoying newbie gains and lost some body fat. 6'4" by the way.
>train before work so I arrive with some pump on.
>get a sharp new hairstyle and buy some new clothes, wear some slim fit tee shirts around the office for the first time.
>getting mires from the women.
>walked past a room with an open door today, milf sat at a table's eyes bulged like a cartoon as I bowled past. She wanted the d.
>feels good man.

It helps me a lot that most of the men in the office are autists and skelly/skinny fat, vegan or SJW tier male-feminists or actual faggots. There isn't much competition really but still feels good.

Hey there john

That's the best feeling ever when the competition is so weak you can take your pic.

See the story about all the women in this particular antifa group were getting dicked by proud boys and other Patriots they met at a protest? Lol best ever.

> based and debt-pilled

Hi John

what kind of job

NEED milf fwb bros

post the story senpai

Just yesterday

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does anyone have the younger sister cap? the 'protoboobs' one

Go online. They all have dating profiles today.

>lurking for the lifting platform
>Autistically singing with my headphones on
>Make eye contact with QT
>Continue singing
>Smile while doing it
>She smiles
>Warm up to 4plates DL
>Take of last plate from the stand nd see at looking at me
>I look at her bar, there is only one plate on the side
>"Am I stealing your weights?"
>Put it on her bar
>Put another one on mine
>Immediately shout and rep over my music
Skip to when I'm in the sauna
>Qt is there
>Polite hello
>"So do you always steal weights off girls?"

Talked about random crap and had a laugh and meeting her for a meal on Friday.

>in a bar with a friend
>sitting on a bar stool
>suddenly feel something on my butt
>it's a little boy
>palming my ass with his tiny hand, looking fascinated
>dad is beet-red
>"sorry sorry sorry" and pulls his son away
>mfw my ass is pulling little boys now too

definitely ready for summer

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>be me
>see 7/10 roastie doing meme squats with rubber band around her thighs
>in between sets she removes them EXACTLY like she would a pair of panties
>scooting it down a little on each leg back and forth and then kicks them off
>she catches me mirin
>I more back
>solid test boost

Hey chris handsome. See i dont say Hanson cause i like you. So i's call you handsome. I like yo booty chris handsome.

That’s really cute bro. Happy for you.

Tell her no problem but she'll have to wrap her legs around you in return.

say *dodges and casts a level 6 fire spell*

My mom mires me by literally biting my tris lightly like pic related. I thought this shit only happens in movies or some shit.
Also makes me feel reaaaallly uncomfortable haha.

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lmao move out before she goes full oedipus on you

you need to fuck your mom

Are you sure your mom isn't just a cat that started living in your house?

Cringe.

Old bulgarian dude at my gym came to me whilst I was doing a heavy squat session and told me I had what it takes to be a world champion.
Turns out dude trained weightlifters back in bulgaria.
I was only squating lmao 3pl8 at the time.

Good man, user. Hope it all goes well at dinner.
With any luck I’ll be on my way to a concert with a blonde qt by next week.

wholesome bro, good to hear you're making all kinds of gains.

>leg day
>do warm up for squats
>squat 4x5 lmao2pl8 which for me is a lot but for fit it’s baby weight
>dude in the locker room after: damn one day I’ll squat as big as you
I’m a bitch but it made me feel good for second

You gotta pump her and dump her now, it will be funny.

Not in to fat chicks at all. To me its the most disgusting thing you can be as a female.

Is that your mire big yin? I want to fuck my mother in law so bad it's fucking unreal.

This is the modern world, I walked through my city today and I didn't see one other man, just total fucking losers. I've always felt awkward but now I see my reflection compared to these people and I laugh at them.

You dirty bastard

Yeah well she used to bite your backside when you were a baby and you just thought it was funny

Why the fuck'd you have your dong out in a school.

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these threads are BPD general.
>Somebody complimented me!
>*three weeks later*
>Damn I can't believe that I got complimented!
>*two years later still thinking about that compliment*
Constantly staring at the past is only going to hold you back. A true alpha doesn't even notice when he's getting mired.
Sorry anons but you're all weak and pathetic.

Yeah I'm sure you're a "true alpha" bro
Go fuck yourself

This made me happy. Good luck bro

FUCK HER FOR MEEEEEEEE

you forgot the part where you get a boner

holy shit lost it lmao

pic related is an underage I'm currently fucking

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A plague upon your bloodline

That's a real bro

He probably dropped one of his magnum condoms in front of them.

>at a party
>joking about who would be eaten first during the apocolypse
>say "well clearly gotta eat the meatiest person first"
>gf's friend "pretty sure that would be you"
Merlin

Is it normal for saunas to not be separated for the genders????

People in civilized countries don't go into rape mode when they are near scantily clad women muhammad

>do absolutely nothing because my friend really likes her
more desirable to her
>friend fawns over her
less desirable to her

cruel reality.
i suuppose you arent trying tt fuck her atleast

this isn't /fat/, user

dude put your dong in her butt

I may be overweight but I aint fat homie

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Nice, routine+stats?

Mirin biceps

It really is true. Deadbeats downtown, all scrawny beer fat. Tiny shoulders, inert concave look. I'm no beast but the cutie tooties are approaching me now.

what was it?

6'2 198ish rn. 6 days a week arnold split. Lifting like 3.5 years, back and legs playing catchup after a lower back injury. Tracking main compounds seems to be helping on this bulk
Thanks, trying to catch up to my hispanic gym bro whose got like 19in arms. He's around 5'6 too so they look gigantic. Always mirin

A true alpha doesnt use logical fallacies

...wait

A true alpha uses logical fallacies when they suit him best!

>"It's great to see ya, you look great! What do you got there?"
>"This is a, uh, gallon of PCP"
>"W-wow!"

Follow his advice

>how did you get this strong user do you take any supplements?!?
>before every workout 5 grams of weed

Realistically, if I’m already getting mired during my college courses by a good number of girls (they also come up and talk to me), how much further can I push it by becoming fit?

I’d say I’m like an 8/10 right now and in the beginner stage of lifting

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>at climbing gym
>bouldering with a couple of guys I met recently
>do a hard (for me) route, guys cheering me on helped me finish it
Good feels

Today my cat walked into my room while I was changing and started meowing
>my feline was mirin hard asf

>Friend from high school is back in town for spring break
>She's a member of the crew team at her uni, 6-7/10 face but literal 10/10 body
>We hook up behind the local history museum
>"user, you've got a great body"
Completely unprompted, too, it felt good, man

u mad bruh?

>squat 4x5 lmao2pl8 which for me is a lot but for fit it’s baby weight
Fun fact, literally like 85% of the people here are fat fucks who ctrl+F fph threads to make themselves feel better.

You killin' it, mane. Good shit.

Guy posted underage girl he was fucking