How do I get a body like this. Unironically

How do I get a body like this. Unironically.

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squats and oats

put a black widow spider in your underwear

SS + GOMAD

what do you mean by oats

Rub oats on your muscles to promote growth.

Do you seriously not know what oats are?
Also, you'll never get that V-taper

i thought it meant something involving weight lifting. yes i've eaten oats before

oatmeal skin regimen

how do i into squats? tried before but it feels like im about to fall over. i guess i have the wrong technique

ask someone at the gym to show you the proper technique

gear

do it without a bar and squat down until you have the mobility/memory to not fall forward or backward

I mean i literally cannot squat even normally
It turns out like guy on the right in pic rel

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spider curls

it's cause you're a pussy whos afraid of tipping

Listen to Hall & Oates while you work out

is spidey natty?

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naw man he used that spider

You gotta stretch those hammies and calves for proper mobility

Man got bit by a fucking radioactive spider, you tell me.

Increase flexibility by sitting in the squat position for x min every night.

>Western comic artists draw this fucker for decades
>Some random nip designs him for MvC and manages to make him look better than he ever has
Makes you think

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keked

is really is a good design

Four

Post the design faggot

It's just a balance thing, you'll pick it up

I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE

>saying this like the MvC artist isn't legendary
>saying this like western Spider-Man designs like Romita's don't look just as good
Stop being such a weeb faggot. Besides, everyone knows Murata's Spider-Man is the GOAT

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lean forward more
youre welcome