Mom accused me of taking steroids today

Mom accused me of taking steroids today.

How do I prove my innocence?

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Beat the shit out of her

Go with it see what happen

show her the difference between bowling ball shoulders and natty shoulders

Show her your balls

Tell her your 1RM. Any accusations will go right out the window.

Show her your balls

fuck her to prove you didn't get ED from pinning

>been lifting for nearly a year, solid gains but DYEL by Jow Forums standards
>mother sees me shirtless for the first time since lifting
>starts crying, tells me later she thinks I'm doing steroids

I guess it's a compliment

Move out of your moms house

kek

no

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Rape her to assert dominance

I did that 2 years ago, but I still visit my parents every few weeks. I've been lifting for over a year now so idk why it took her so long to raise this, it's not like I've suddenly made big gains in the last month.

I fucked your mom

>mom: "you're getting too big"
>mom: "your legs are getting too bulky"
>mom: "that back isn't normal"
>mom: "you used to look better when smaller"
>mom: "girls don't like huge butt and thighs"
>mom: "you'll just get tight and rigid"
She's mirin.

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>you'll just get tight and rigid"
OwO

Post body

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Might as well pin now user

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Also I’m gay btw if that matters

came to post this

do it fgt

I miss when my mum said things like this. It always motivated me to keep going and get even bigger to blow her perceptions out of the water.

Now she just accepts lifting is a part of my life and doesn't say anything except the occasional "you're so broad".

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do it for real

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You don't. Shrug it off and wait for her to find proof.

fpbp

Show her ronnie

Piss in a cup

show her your balls

Tell her youre innocent till proven guilty

only good serious answer

Tell her it’s just a b12 shot

It hasn't been said already but you need to fuck her
Trust me
t. psychology major

your mom is a gains goblin.

Actually post body. I wanna see those noobie gains

heh faggot

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atleast she acts kinda normal
mine started giving me sexual hints when i started getting Jow Forums

>be me getting Jow Forums
>mom flatters me often with weird comments such as "my boy looking good" "you have such big arms" i bet you can carry your mommy now big boy"
>i was oblivious to all that until in an attempt to prove my strenght tried to carry her(like pic) and obviously it was easy ,then she told me to carry her to her bed
>was a bit confused but in the end i did
>then i had one of the most surreal,confusing and satisfactory sexual experiences of my life
>yes it happened more than once

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I'd rail her with my penis in her vagina, if you catch my drift.

This never happened. Stop watching jewish pornography.

i wish it never happened
stilk felt pretty good and gave me a newfound confidence

start taking steroids so she can see the difference

I'm afraid I don't

damn, picsof her ? is she hot? sounds like a noice bonding experience. I take it your father has left/is dead and you are doing the most alpha thing and taking care of his duties.

Lift him

Do heroin

where do you live if you need to prove your innocence?

Strip and let her look for needle marks?

Just show her ur natty card?

L O N D O N
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Truly the only meaningful option. Might as well actually do it.

Show her your unshrunken balls.

Get her to inspect your balls and then fuck her.

Take steroids to show her what they actually do.

That's a shit test. She's flirting with you and wants your D(ick)

Show her your body, their's no way you're on gear.

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tf mate

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>Literal motherfucking
>Sounds like a nice bonding experience

>Mom: you're looking thick, tight and solid

You now know you made it. Let her think whatever she believes in.

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Roids supposedly makes your nuts shrink, so just allow her to cup your balls with her hand so she can feel for herself that they are big and fertile

Classic

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Nigger detected

If you werent virgin you would know sex is very intimate and thus pretty much a bonding experience.

checked devil trips

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nigger

yes

You know you have to greentext details of that shit now, right nigger?

Nutella

How old were you and how Old was your mom

Do steroids and show her your final form.

fuck her to show her your testicular size and erectile potency

nword

Nigger

My buddie's parents thought that a can of protein in his house were steroids. He's a skinnyfat 50 kilo twink and that protein is mine, it just got mailed to his address for reasons.

non-negotiable

show her your balls
roids will shrink them

Nonetheless

Neoliberal

Nigger

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this
but its happening with my sibling sister
shes always making comments like how strong i look and how big my bicep is and touching it
i was always close with her and sometimes when we watch a movie/series together, we cuddle and she starts touching all over my body
is it bad, if i want to fuck my sister ? she looks really good and probably wouldnt mind

>but its happening with my sibling sister
as opposed to happening with your parent sister?