ITT: People you thought were buff before Jow Forums
ITT: People you thought were buff before Jow Forums
James Baker
Chase Watson
he's pretty buff though
you have body dysmorphia
Easton Gray
He's fat and has a pump.
Jaxson Harris
Nein
Caleb Long
While peforming as a singer? On what muscles does holding mic and other singer showmabship prosuce pump on ?
Austin Sanders
I thought Chris Evans was jacked in the first Captain America movie. In hindsight he’s really not that big. Fit, sure. Jacked? No.
Kayden Morales
he just wears really tight shirts on the movies
Isaac Sanchez
Reminder, this is what a dad bod actually is
Mason Nguyen
he never was huge but he had a semi decent shape when he was younger, obviously has some muscle and he was lean enough. He got fatter later on but still has muscle.
you realise he could simply get a pump before going on stage, right?
Ryan Robinson
Till Lindemann was a competitive swimmer in high school if I remember correctly
Bentley Harris
yah
Jeremiah Ward
Till is full on /dadmode/. Ten years ago he looked like an absolute unit. Some muscle + some fat and mindless metal is the way to go.
Austin Rivera
Absolute unit tho. If you're a professional musician it's probably hard to be godmode
Bentley Scott
I thought that this guy was huge as fuck
Jose Rivera
He may not be the buffest, but I have seen literally thousands of girls and women lusting after him, so he must have done something right.
Tyler Moore
Unironically my goal body
Logan Gray
just lift for a year and you'll be there lol (assuming you start as a skelly or as a skinnyfat)
Alexander Turner
Andrew Gray
Because he does Hollywood training but natty so he is basically at his genetic ceiling.
granted he could probably gain .5 lb muscle per year of solid training, but I think that is roughly always the case for people at their genetic ceiling
Juan James
Wtf they looked 10x more roided in my memory
Alexander Reyes
iggy
his lats were nice
Leo James
Lmfao
You dumb fuckin homo I could rip your tiny pussy apart
Joseph Hughes
Please do daddy ;)
Blake Hill
Brayden Walker
>he does Hollywood training but natty
While playing a character who's superpower is steroids?
Daniel Sanders
>tfw they look small now
>still need to cut to look like this
I don't want to stop the gains train. I want to get huge.
Ethan Lopez
Patton had good genes but was a skelly. Dude had so much potential.
Owen Lewis
Is Till Lindemann the quintessential masculine role model?
William Hernandez
>does ironic faggot shit for decades
He could be Jow Forums's role model except for one thing: he obviously lifts weights.
Joshua Long
based
Nicholas Nelson
Still such a godly vocalist though, my god
Julian Miller
>Because he does Hollywood training but natty so he is basically at his genetic ceiling.
hi chris
Levi Brooks
Jow Forums calling obviously built natty guys DYEL is the path to body dysmorphia, don't listen to them
Ryder Sanders
Henry Carter
>his lats were nice
except this guy has absolutely no lats at all
Colton Moore
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Cooper Cook
>remember how I started lifting for the first time because of that movie
jesus how the time flew by
Adrian Scott
>I started lifting for the first time because of that movie
>movie was released on march 9th 2007
>12 years of lifting
If you didn't make it in 12 years i have bad news for you.
PS. they were all dyels with painted on definition on their bodies + cgi
Jeremiah Smith
this gave me really a good chuckle, thx user
Mason Bennett
I know... didn't train 6 years between that, drink a lot etc... basically had to start from zero, if not below again...
Isaiah Roberts
Gold
Owen Collins
This is straight up what most natties can hope to achieve unless they dedicate almost all their energy into lifting
Jonathan Gray
What lats though?
Jackson Edwards
I mean, Dolph Lundgren is still jacked as fuck.
Angel Bailey
Angel Roberts
Lmao someone please post it
Carson Wright
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Jaxson Turner
Based and dragopilled
Ayden Hill
Lmfao besta pasta
Jeremiah Barnes
the hollywood no exercise and gear solution
Jacob Turner
Jack Rivera
Anthony Sanders
John Petrucci from Dream Theatre
Aiden Howard
was this the very first chad?
Kevin Brown
I remember seeing this and thinking he was ripped. Now I see a dyel that is flexing as hard as he possibly can to show his abs.
Kayden Foster
I have that shirt.
Nice.
Zachary Parker
Anthony Bailey
You all have severe body dysmorphia. Thinking that the jacked-as-heck Spartans from 300 aren't even very big? Jesus ya'll need to see a doctor.
Juan Martinez
Parker Stewart
Till was big in the 90s, he's in his 50s now so you can't really make the same comparison
Elijah Gomez
Hudson Jackson
Oh wait.
Easton Long
Exquisite pasta
Dominic Young
>big enough to look swole in a T-shirt while still looking human
>lean enough to look good but not so much that it affects strength
>achievable natty or on a low dose of orals
Bolo-mode is unironically the best mode
Parker Richardson
More like 3-5 monthes
Jayden Perry
>heck
Leave and never come back
Jordan Clark
Goal body
Anthony Harris
was 50 during bloodsport
Hunter Nguyen
Absolute gold
Hunter Turner
He was a one time Olympian for the DDR
Jace Hughes
Christian Price
look at how small Julian was in early seasons.
Parker Cox
nah probably about 6 weeks
Grayson Adams
small in the shoulders
Connor Diaz
Turn of the century Pitt is the undisputed king of this category.
Isaiah Edwards
I hope you listen to him desu.
Andrew Thompson
bueno
Jason Hill
Kek I literally look like that after a 24 hour fast. Body dysmorphia is so real
Nolan Nelson
Julian Peterson
that dude from type o negative, Pete Steele.
Justin Gonzalez
Oh snap
Jose Hernandez
>ironic
Charles Clark
Camden Wilson
what's that fish called in english? been trying to find out for ages
William Lopez
I remember Phil Anselmo during the Pantera years as being some big ass dude, but that was never really the case.
Sebastian Campbell
A bass
Nicholas Adams
That is a yellow perch. A decent one, too. Half a dozen of them and you have dinner.
Carson Ward
IIT body dysmoprhia
Josiah Morales
anselmo's neck belongs on a much bigger dude
Nathaniel Gonzalez
you just made me remember glasgow kiss and that whole album. thanks
John Lopez
Ya that is a large one. Must have fat acceptance in yellow perch schools.
Tyler Taylor
sauce on dat gif??
Anthony Peterson
Is this achievable natty?
Brayden Gomez
plz
Brandon Wilson
Nah, that's cgi mojo, no way his front is that cut and his back has no definition whatsoever
Hunter King
Jayden Thomas
here's a (you)
Alexander Reyes
Silent Hill movie
Benjamin Clark
James Gomez
Looks like down syndrome runs in his family