Have you met Arnold?

Have you met Arnold?

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He gave me a hand job behind the bike shed

He was the one who met me tho

I’d like to think I’ve met the spirit of our Lord and Savior while walking the Path of Iron

He crossed the street next to me while I was walking to my brothers graduation in LA, he was flooded with people so I didn’t bother approaching

I saw Arnold at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

My University of California bachelor's diploma is "signed" by him, but I've never met him.

holy fuck look at that chick with the forehead veins behind

That's his sister.

I don't go out of my way to get mogged so no

>holy fuck look at that chick with the forehead veins behind

Looks klingon.

I want the sides of my head to go white

he's look better with slightly shorter grey hair.

daily reminder that this is the best Arnold could get in his peak

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His maid is there, she seems nice enough. Just bend her over a desk, and the urge is done.

based

No but I saw him give a hand job to some random guy behind a shed once. Was a lot of eye contact.

>some random guy

About 5 or so years ago I saw him in Cali. He was shorter than I expected, I am 5’10” and we were virtually the same height.

He was staying in Prague for a while and we were playing football during P. E. outside because weather was good and shit. Two of my friends were swearing during the game a lot so teacher got pissed and told them to do pushups few meters away. He cycled past them saying "nice pushups".

Old people typically shrink a solid inch. Arnold was never more than 5'11 or 6 at his prime.

Funny, I had a dream about Arnold a few years ago. In it, I was at the mall talking to him, na dhe just towered over me. I saw him as I saw him as a kid. Of course, I'm certain I'm at least 2 inchines taller than him now. But I can't get over the dynamic than I'm a kid, and he's an adult.

>He cycled past

Arnie seems to like his bikes. I don't know why fit doesn't follow suit.

What is "mid-tier cardio"

she posts in /fraud/ threads

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Nah. Arnold fucked prime Brigitte Nielsen when they were shooting Red Sonja. He dicked her so good that the wanted to continue when the went back to America but Arnold was in a relationship with Maria Shriver and told her to fuck off.

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Because "le cardio kills gains". Clearly Jow Forums knows more than a 7-time Mr. Olympia.

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