Gym bully stories

If twinks are either squatting, benching, or deadlifting 1 plate I straight up steal the rack or bench and tell them that most people leave one plate on as standard gym etiquette and i tell them thanks for leaving it for me. They always fucking move lmfao and I’m not gonna wait around for some dyel taking up valuable gym space.

a guy put clips on the smith machine and i gave him a disappointed stare
ive never seen him since

am i a bully?

>be me
>sitting in locker room minding own business
>some leather wearing jabroni walks in
>look him in the eyes and tell him he got the wrong door
>tell him the leather club is three doors down
>leather man just replies 'fuck you'
>decide to teach this leather man who is boss of the gym
>end up having rampant gay sex after forcing leatherman to submit.

Am I making it anons?

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you better not say shit when u see me putting clips on my 2pl8 leg press

That's awesome!
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What the fl*ppen h*ckers why didn't my spoiler tag activate?

I asked some guy who was about to start on incline press hpw many sets he had left and he just told me I could use it and he'd do something else

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>being so stupid and selfish you don't realize you're taking strength away from potential gym bros who want to make it just like you do
I seriously think people who think like this must have an IQ of 80 or below

Same for me here. I've been in several gyms over the last 10 years and it's usually at the gym that people are the most friendly and chill.

Never on purpose, but some weak guys act intimidated no matter what I do. I remember people trying to act tough and order me around but it just doesn't work. I get stone cold and ask them what they mean exactly or something to this effect. Situation gets awkward and they just walk away. Don't remember the last one who was willing to escalate.

Why wouldn't you just explain it to him?

i bully myself everyday. Everytime i'm about to PR i tell myself i'm a worthless human being. I'm vile scum and nobody likes me. I'm a pathetic DYEL and i'll NEVER be be able to pull off that PR. "You won't do it faggot, you're too WEAK. You'll never be able to lift that you fucking wimp" Best motivation ever.

Idk why this is so funny

I bullied this indian dyel one time. I was in the changing room one time and asked for an indian for a towel to lend because i left mine at home. He reluctantly said okay but only for torso or something i didnt understand him. I took his towel and only wiped my balls and asscraci with it and gave it back to him(he just came to the gym so the towel was clean). Took my own towel out of my gym bag and dryed myself off . Look on his face was priceless

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at least you didnt go to the same bar as the russian guy

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Kek some dyel beta boomer was using one of the spare rooms at my gym to do ballroom dancing with his wife a few months ago
>nerd has on tap dancing shoes and everything
>I walk in unplug his phone playing gay nutcracker waltz music and put on my own jams
>start beating the shit out of the heavy bags
>beta looks visibly nervous, his wife can’t help but mire
>after a few minutes decide to leave
>tell him “nice shoes” and kick his gym bag across floor
>his stuff spills out and the goof just looks at the floor in submission
Prolly could have cucked him I don’t think you can recover from getting punked out in front of your woman

i have autism obviously

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>be first timer taken to gym by swole friend
>Promises hell put me through his "secret" workout"
>Arrive, im nervous
>"Are you ready for my secret workout, gains guaranteed, etc"
>Pick up that 30 lb barbell and curl it 70 times
>W-what?
>70 times. Go now
>20 reps i can no longer do the thirty lb, he starts laughing
>I drop the weight
>Did i say to stop? Gets strangely serious
>Hands me 15s, only 50 more!
>Im at 45 now, he starts laughing again
>Im now curling 5's
>Im in extreme pain
>Have to drop to 2.5' pink weights
>His swole friends come up, "so, doing the secret workout?" Laugh and walk away
>I finish with the pink 2 5 weights while my friend and all his friends laughed at me
I could not extend my arms for a week, he purposely gave me extreme DOMS

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>haha look guys I can intimidate old people i'm so cool
This is like an adult pushing over a 5 year old kid. It makes you look far worse than them.

stupid to let some little twink get in my way of gains? fuck that my friend

this is a gym bully thread faggot, get the fuck out if you cant handle it.

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Everybody was a "little twink" once user. Hopefully you grow out of this phase of selfishness when you mature beyond a teenager's mindset.

this, if I see some lmao2plate twink squatting, I routinely take the extra plates from him midset
it's so funny watching them wobble, and then blush when I push myself against them to help them regain balance
they always stop complaining when they feel my rock hard cock rubbing on their ass

Ok, now this is epic
Ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

based and van darkholmepilled

Cute!

get the fuck out of this thread little man, its not for you. i see all your other replies and can conclude ur a total faggot lmfao.

I always put the barbell clips on the highest rung so short dudes have to either ask for help or jump to grab them.

I hate when this happens, especially when its younger insecure kids because it always feel like im forcing them away

People in Sweden are so afraid of personal contact this happens literally 90% of the time you approach someone in the gym

If they're that much of a pussy, they deserve to to be usurped in the gym. It pisses me off too that they're such cucks like this, but it is what it is. If people ask me the question, I just say they can work in with me.

hey, man!

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Look back in 10 years user and you'll realize how childish you really were. Good luck :)

BASED

I honestly didn't expect it to become this big of a thing, sorry about that. I am just too talented and iconic I guess :)

For real? Thats big (for you) if true. Nice dude

you don't shit about lifting then. curling is a literal joke amongst the community. "curl bros" Isolation isn't the entire workout, only done at the very end

You sound like a faggot
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>I ruin other peoples days

Different stories
> walking to the dumbell rack to grab some dumbells get yelled at "Watch out!" by a 6'4 negro who was just being a total dickhead, submit like a cuck
> above story sparked a fire in me. Squatting when some anxious lanklet comes over about to ask me how many sets I have left (mind you I'm only taking 1 - 2 minute strict rest and I had just started [ I also never take more than 20 minutes on any machine]) Before he can even finish his story I tell him "I just started bro don't worry about it" in front of his gf she smiles but you can tell he's visibly shook didn't do it to impress his girl but he approached me like an anxious retard.
> by this time I'm lifting and also training in boxing at a legit gym where we spar 3 - 4 x a week. Some loud obnoxious military fag (more than likely army or navy) is annoying the fuck out of everyone with his mediocre workouts. there's a dude there who is marsoc so I can gauge a comparison of what's elite what isn't. dude has his jug in the middle of the artificial track field and I move it. Yells " Hey don't fart on my jug " I just toss it aside and look at him directly in the eyes from across the field and wait for him to approach me. Never does, ends up doing one last set of tire flips and calls it quits. Friend and I hit the steam room and lord and behold 3minutes later military fag is in there. I avoid eye contact but I caught him looking my way later on and I just kept staring at him all the bitches in the steamroom are getting their panties wet because the tension is palpable. Dude looks away first (That's what I thought)

Found the retard

Watch out, maybe one day you'll believe it.

How tall are you be honest

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looking in the mirror?

Is this really what you go through life thinking like? You must be a tiny man to be so defensive

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cringe

Nah I like to think I'm not an asshole
The people at my gym are all jacked but they're all teddy bears. They're nice as fuck, will give you advice if you need it, and will even work in with you.

I was going to say, I'm one of the pretty Jack guys at my gym and we are friendly to everybody usually don't officially say hi to somebody though unless they've been coming for a solid 3 months. But we are friendly with everyone the five morning crew is tight.

cuz ur a fucking giant dude

What a disgraceful cunt you are.

I snarked at one skinny dude who literally stood around for over 30 minutes talking to chicks when a girl asked him if he wants to try deadlifting an empty bar and he refused.
I always tell them that we can alternate sets, there's enough time to unrack and re rack the plates.

5'10

Maybe, maybe not. I like to think I'm passive. Again we are posting in a Gym bully stories thread. Maybe you lack the complexity to understand that these were certain situations that happened on different occasions over the span of like 5 years?

And then everybody clapped

Autism