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3/3 from the same shitty slideshow

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Jesus...

Nuke them from orbit

I think meant to end with 'slay a cheeseburger'

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>50% of my fat is muscle
Literal doublethink.

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>Work 12 hour days
>Getting to work takes about an hour
>usually to tired for cardio
Nah fuck that I ain't gonna be a fat fuck, I'm gonna run at 430 before work. Thanks Kale shake bro

What the FUCK
Why are these threads the best on Jow Forums? What fucking hivemind decided it would be a good idea to push the boundaries of abstraction within an internet meme so far? How far does it go? When do the limitations of the medium of an imageboard finally kick in and and we're unable to make this meme any more abstract than it already is?

Fuck me, soon enough people will just be posting alt+255 and everyone will understand it. A blank post, and everyone will have the same idea etched into their mind. Only fucking Jow Forums could possibly do that. It's embarrassing. It's entertaining. Most of all it's fascinating.

Fuck all of you. Fuck fat people. Fuck me. I cannot understand. Perhaps it's the 70mg of Adderall and half a bottle of whisky I've consumed this evening, but God fucking damnit I cannot fathom how in the name of God's green earth that a fucking Vietnamese dog eating forum pushed the boundaries of art and political satire so far that people are posting 125 byte images of a completely #ffffff image and yet everyone understands the message - a sarcastic remark that fat people aren't actually "people" at all, just lumps of meat and organs possessing nothing other than the capacity to better themselves, if that.

It is completely fascinating. I understand it, yet I cannot fathom it. This is what our energy goes to. This is our thoughts and consciousness, depicted. In a fucking 125 byte image that implies a hate of, and a dissatisfaction with, fat people.

What the FUCK.

abort s*ns

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>b

Based >people poster

What website is that?

the zuccial network

I am retarded. I didn't even look at the color scheme.

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The colored words are pretty decent art-wise imo, even if the comic is shit.

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lifting that whale onto that horse is animal cruelty.

Always funny to remember the original painting is a literal rape scene

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I think this lardass meant to say they are 50% body fat.

not to mention they drew the painting with a fatter woman than in the original. the COPE is impressive here.

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They're overweight but it seems like they have some muscle on them instead of the amorphous blobs we see today.

Half of them do anyway, why was the last one any different?

oh my god

Telling people you aren't attracted to fat women is a not so subtle way of coming out of the closet.

Why does she stare at it like that?

Oh! The irony!

she's braindead, she stares at everything

She want the BRC

I'm sure this is child abuse!

Yeah but that look means she secretly wishes that was her? That all fat feminist type deep down want to be treated like that? I’ve seen this picture 100 times and I’ve even looked up the painting. I’m not the retarded type but man I feel dumb right now

the idea is that when the painting was made beauty standards were more skewed towards fat people being attractive. she's looking at the painting and wishing the modern day was the same (despite being significantly fatter than any person the artist would have ever seen)

Thanks man. So it’s just a fatty being delusional

dude is probably out jogging, at least he's trying

Not even a drop of sweat, doubtful

Fat apologists always present Rubens as some sort of evidence of the arbitrariness of thinking fat people are unattractive. Is there any proof of this beside some chubby chaser artist whose women aren't even close to being as fat as modern people?
inb4 venus of willendorf. Doenst prove jack shit.

When the painting was made, having women model nude was socially unacceptable
As a consequence, when painting naked women the artist would work from a male figure and then build fat on top on it to simulate a female figure
The whole idea of this is that these excuses for women have abandoned any idea outside of being feminine that isn't being a man + being fat

Literally their entire female concept = fat which explains why they disdain fat men and thin girls so nastily

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highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/everything-you-know-about-obesity-is-wrong/

“As a kid, I thought that fat people were just lonely and sad—almost like these pathetic lost causes. So I want to show that we get to experience love, too. I’m not some 'fat friend' or some dude's chubby chasing dream. I'm genuinely happy. I just wish I'd known how possible that was when I was a kiddo.”— CORISSA ENNEKING

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“There is so much agency taken from marginalized groups to mute their voices and mask their existence. Being depicted as a female CEO—one who is also black and fat—means so much to me. It is a representation of the reclamation of power in the boardroom, classroom and living room of my body. I own all of this.”— JOY COX

So much insincere virtue signalling in this article.

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“My weight makes me anxious. I'm constantly sucking my stomach in when I stand, and if I'm sitting, I always grab a pillow or couch cushion to hold in front of it. I'm most comfortable in my bathrobe, alone. At the same time, my brain starves for attention. I want to be onstage. I want to be the one holding a microphone. So, I decided to split the difference with this photograph: to perform and to obscure. The worst part is that intellectually I know that I have worth beyond pounds and waist inches and stereotypes. But I still feel like I have to hide.”— SAM (NOT HIS REAL NAME)

Shame is natural we have all been there its important to use it to become better.

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“I don’t want to be portrayed; this is not about me. It’s about that guy you always see on the far treadmill at the gym. Or the lady who brings the most beautiful salads to work every day for lunch. It’s about the little girl who got bullied because of her size, and the little boy who was told he wasn’t man enough. It’s not about me, but had it been about me when I was that chubby little girl, maybe I wouldn’t be standing here, head against the door, wondering if I’m enough.”— ERIKA

I cant follow this logic.

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“I think some folks are genuinely surprised that a man who looks like him is with a woman like me. As a fat person, I'm very aware of when I'm being stared at—and I have never been looked at this much before. So I thought that taking the photo in public would be a good idea. It feels subversive to show my fat body doing regular stuff the world believes I don't or can't do.”— EMILY

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“My son and I both like to play the hero. There wasn't necessarily any intentional symbolism in the costumes we chose, but I am definitely a member of the rebellion, and I see my role as an eating disorders researcher as trying to fight for justice and a better world. Also, I like that I'm sweaty, dirty and messy, not done up with makeup or with my hair down in this picture. I like that I'm not hiding my stomach, thighs or arms. Not because I'm comfortable being photographed like that, but because I want to be—and I want others to feel free to be like that, too.”— ERIN HARROP

Oy vey.

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I hate humanity. That boy should be taken away by protective services.

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>all bodies are good bodies
I wish we were back in the haes haydays four years ago so we could get some shit head college fatty to admit that Hitler had an objectively good body

im imagining how hard her heart has to work to keep her alive, its incredible

This is a fake from ifunny

Memes are literally magic my friend

so someone copied and pasted it

muh ancestors

I'm amazed that people can live like this.

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She has ping 150 IRL

Didn't the artist also use men as models or something because it was considered indecent to use female nude models for ref?

>inb4 venus of willendorf.
Just for you, user.

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Having flash backs to the Undead Asylum

>screaming about kale shakes
>smugly sipping corn syrup
there are no other options in life

This isn't wrong, though. Dieting won't cure an unhealthy mindset towards food and health.

Honestly when I look at these people I wonder how they're the same species. Not even in a mean way, but a regular woman compared to this is like a sea lion compared to a walrus.

exterminatus

Yup, found the original image. Fat people can be gross, but we don't have to make up lies about them.

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166154691&page=219

This. They're right that diets always fail. But if you change the way you think about food and develop healthy habits, you wont gain back the weight.

What do fat men think having a beard will trick people into thinking they have a jawline?

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Wow. Can you remind me how much they do it for again? In Mexican Pesos please

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based.
people.
poster.

I don't know what makes me angrier, it's delusion or the 7 year old level of writing, that punctuation is appalling.

This guy would be completely based if he wasn't fat.
Don't be fat and political, kids, lose the weight. If you're ugly you just make your ideals look worse by association.

Depends on what you call "diet", if you mean "internet meme advises on how to lose wheight" then yeah.

>Narcissism
What is HAES then? The nerve on these beasts, at least I have a reason to love myself.

Yep, if that guy was a solid 200lbs minimum at ~10% body fat he’d be hailed as a god amongst men, stay fit if you give a shit about your political beliefs and race

>If I put a name and a year that means that it comes from a good scientific source, pls believe my bullshit

>gilette
Anyone got that copypasta about the mens ad?

I hate this picture

I remember that ad, surprised they didn't disable the comments for that video, since thre is no positive coment on it, which makes me wonder who the fuck thought it would be a good idea for a razor brand to berate their main customers in such a condesending manner.

Warhammer 40k is so cool. I love everything about it.

a lot of established brands are threatened by these new subscription models and e-commerce in general. they're employing outrage marketing to generate buzz and engage that youth as their boomer market dies off.

His clothes and hair are dry and it's at least spring out, moving at anything other than a glacial pace should make him glisten, he aint doing shit, fatty

>Like a greek statue, or rain man

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I'm glad for it though. Went to safety razors now I'm never looking back. Might get a straight razor soon

Why are hamplanets so hateful? My boss is so condescending to me. Always gives me shit for what I do or don't eat. Thinks I'm bragging when I say I walk to work. Guy needs to grow up.

This picture is so cringe it fucking hurts man

For a real fat person, walking a few kilometer without break is litterally impossible, let alone running it.
For them, hearing someone casually mentionning he's walking to work remind them they can't do something than 99% of the population is able to do.

except when you're the president and then the fat-allegiance turns the insult on him

YO LIL CHUBBY

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Sorry what am I looking at here

I hate the fact that I understand this.

source?

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yeah but zoomers don't have beards yet and the ones who do don't really shave