What do you say when a fat person asks why clothes looks so much better on you than them?

Bullshit. I have dark brown hair and decided to die it a natural looking blond one day. I got more ass than a toilet at Lilith Fair.

especially by non white mongrols.

>b-bullshit!!
>cites anecdotal evidence

This. I unironically tell people that I take a double dose of Alex Jones's super male vitality.

I take way to much pleasure in giving gullible unfit people bad advice.

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>decided to die

Well it's about time. Can't even spell dye

imagine pushing all 3 of them to bent over position and fucking them all in the pussies haha

Say that they fit your frame better.

>be me
>always been lardass
>everyone in family is lardass
>go off to college
>see all the hot college girls with chads at parties.
>decide to get fit
>cardio 3 days a week
>lifting 2 days a week
>eat lose shit tons of weight
>go home for Christmas break
>everyone at lardass family ask how i did it
>just tell them I switched from regular coke to diet coke
>eat a shit ton of food just to flex.

Top fking kek

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“I just look for stuff that fit me right.”

Not insulting, but mildly implies they need to get fit.

Based. That's the spirit.

>What do you say when a fat person asks why clothes looks so much better on you than them?
"It's because I work out." Don't sugercoat it. They asked that question on purpose.

>because you're an overweight bag of waste

meant for

"I shop at Wal mart"

Just say nothing and look at them
They know why

absolutely based

do you have this image but the mario kart version?

Its my special talent to have it tailored....or thats nothin...u should see me naked

>you can't polish a turd

So u got alil confidence got drunk an dumpster dive a slut on e at the right time

>non white mongrols
Think thats why u dont get laid...if u say that to those that like u .
.wat kinda prick u r to others