What is the most chad sport and why is it mountain biking?

what is the most chad sport and why is it mountain biking?

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based and mountainpilled

also /out/ pilled

yeah but dh is chadest. cleetus chads are more into dirt motorbikes tho

>tfw living in northern germany with no hill to ride down

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Who /fatbike/ here? Remember, bigger is better.

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/Fatbike/ is for fat fucks whose weight will cripple any regular rim. It was first used as a "beach bike" then fat people learned they could collect themselves onto one without it imploding and thus the fat wagon was born.
Sorry not /fph/ thread, just disgusted at the sight of these bikes

Combat sports

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Boxing

My dad rides one rigid and he’s 53. You realllllly don’t need or want a fork on it. I’ve seen older dudes riding full sus fatties and they bounce around like rabbits.

CycloCross is the patrician choice

>chad sport
>mountain biking
Where the fuck you live? Amsterdam? Every mountain biker that I see is the farest thing from being a fucking chad.

If you hang out at a brewery or bar you’ll meet a lot of “those types”.
>love a nice ipa after a 3 mile ride
Go to a mountain biking hotspot though and you’ll start seeing some real freaks.

no, it's for riding in snow

Wtf is ipa?
I mean serously, the only ones I see biking are onions tech guys, maybe 1 to 500 will be someone who go to gym, the chads usualy run shirtless on the beach.

not him but probably means beer. also youre thinking of savin muhh planet type fags who ride in gay helmets. watched fuckton of actually going fast vids and not a single soilent enthusiast seen desu

indian pale ale, type of beer with a lot of hops and a very bitter taste

That's a hobby, not a sport.
Fag.

Tfw living in South Germany any there are hills. EVERYWHERE! I HATE EM!

MMA you mean

reporting in

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>Zooming down a mountain to your death
>Not hiking up like a sane person

I saw a few idiots on my hike last week. How anyone thinks rolling down a narrow trail with a steep drop off while avoiding hikers is a good idea is beyond me. That's some dumb white people shit.

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ultimately mountain biking is good for humanity because only the strongest survive it. This cleans up the human gene pool

My rig

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You must have the sorest balls After every ride

>tfw living in the center of Germany and having only shitty mountains and shitty planes so you can't do mtb nor ride a race

This

I've got the one from pic, it's got a fork and a dropper post. Absolutely ridiculous, but the novelty is half the fun. The other half is riding in winter.

The most Chad sport to be assured.

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I guess free solo rock climbing is the best for humanity then.

This was the chaddest thing I ever did on a bike. 10' drop. I used to race downhill but now I ride xc and shred the downhill just a little bit faster than all the pussies I ride with. Getting old sucks I miss shredding with reckless abandon

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no. specifically boxing

Close, it's actually mountain climbing.

Blocks your path.

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that doods arm. good lord

They’re definitely fun. No need to pick lines at all