Daily /mire/ thread

these bitches aint shit

Cringe

>class jester says "WOAH MAMA, DEVIL'S WIDE IN SHOULDERS" and the next day asks if he can workout with me
>class twink calls me a gorilla and makes his voice deeper when talking to me as a joke
>class hippo mires my back hair that starts escaping my t shirts

>need school uniform for some activity, I'm one of the 3 guys who forgot it
>girl says "I'd give you mine but you'd need like 2 of them haha". other girl (slightly bigger) gives hers, I try to put it on and fail, end up trading it for a bigger one from a dude (still too small)

>gypsy kid sees me doing pullups, mires, asks me if I can pick him up and get him to the bar, hell yeah I can; assist him in doing a pullup, and he mires again

>the crazy guy who makes political jokes in the tram says I'm mature then passes out, falls on a buddy and gets his sweat and saliva on bro's hand

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out of your mouth, yes.

>been working out for a while now, feeling good about myself, generally pretty positive about life
>go out to some some dive clubs with friends one night, have a new nice shirt that shows off my gains
>get a bit drunk but dancing and having fun and others are reciprocating, so I feel a lot of goodwill towards the strangers in the club
>suddenly need to go for a piss
>walk into the toilets, a big fat black guy wearing a baggy winter coat is standing there
>he stares at me as I piss
>finish washing hands and he says to me “hey nice chest there user, you look like a big guy, how much can you bench?”
>one of my first ever mires so taken aback and feels quite good but because of that my reason totally leaves me
>a mire is a mire, after all
>“almost at two plates man, haven’t quite got there yet but soon! It’s all about dedication!”
>“nice man, you know it! Hey, I’m a big guy, I bet you couldn’t lift me!”
>hehwatchthis.jpg
>still riding off the compliment, I go behind him and lift him up, feeling strong
>“wow user, you’re pretty strong man! Let me see if I can lift you!”
>he gets behind me and lifts me up
>hehyougotme.jpg
>“I used to lift a bit too haha, keep at it buddy!”
>“y-you too!”
>go back to dancing
>realise suddenly that my pocket feels lighter
>phone is gone

One of my first ever mires lads, a few weeks ago. Did not get the phone back. Anyone recommend any routines for lifting the autism away? The only thing I can take away from it is that maybe I can tell myself the mire was genuine even though it was part of the ruse. More worried that the guy was sarcastic than about losing my phone

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THIS AUTISTIC FROGPOSTER THINKS HE GOT ADMIRED WHEN HE REALLY GOT FUCKIG ROBBED LMAOOOOOO

>>gypsy kid sees me doing pullups, mires, asks me if I can pick him up and get him to the bar, hell yeah I can; assist him in doing a pullup, and he mires again

That kid has a tiny bit of potential to make it

> Doing nSuns CAP3, like day 9 or some shit. Lost count.
> 4 x (315x8), 2 x (330x6), 1 x (345x6)
> manlet boomer with huge chest / arms comes up to me.
> "Hey, that's fucking right man. Heavy weights. None of this pencil pushing feminist shit. Men aren't men anymore. Keep it up."

Is this making it?

I was doing diddlies btw

>certain receptionist always acts weird and spergy when i come in
>goes on for a month or so
>i come in one day, she's talking to a gay guy working there
>he sort of smirks and elbows her (i guess he thinks i can't see it because the counter is in the way, but i can).
>she looks embarrassed, usually smiles and says hi but she just checks me in, white as a sheet
>almost have a panic attack that this female likes me because she's actually quite attractive and younger than me, power walk to the squat rack and load up three plates, not really sure how to process this (even i can't rationalize this away)

I'm a 25 year old KV and every time a girl has liked me i do something to fuck it up (unconsciously) because the idea of being romantically involved with a girl or going out on a date terrifies me so i sabotage myself before it can happen. I would go at a different time, but that's not really an option.

Strongly considering wearing anime clothes or pokemon shirt or some shit so that i can make her lose her crush on me.

Just decide that you won't pursue anything serious with her and use the chance to practice flirting/talking to a girl without sperging out. You don't have to go 0-100 in one shot.

>girl sits far away from me in class
>get up and ask her something about the other class we have together
>go back to my sit
>she gets up and sits next to me
making it bros see yall later

There's a guy in my gym who literally looks like the boomer cartoon who stands and watches whenever I deadlift above 170kg (my max is 180 x 5 now)

He talked to me a couple days ago about weightlifting in the locker room and was pretty cool.

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When a boomer mires you, you know you’ve made it

>walking out to weight room
>catch girl looking at my arms
>as I get closer her eyes flick up to mine

Then

>walking out of gym
>big pump
>2 thots talking in the car park
>1 looks at me
>looks away and then looks back again

t.5'10 185

Probably not big by Jow Forums standards but big enough for normies

dumb frogposter

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>without sperging out

that's the problem. The idea of talking to her, even sitting at home, gives me extreme anxiety. would it be weird to ask her how her day is going and then quickly leave without saying anything else? usually there's someone up there with her, will they think i'm trying to hit on her or something? She looks kind of young, what if she's in high school or something?

is this bait

how is this bait

Not sure if a mire
>be me, because who else would I be
>relatively attractive, especially now that I've lost weight and packed on some muscle, but a bit autistic
>get brave last Friday and decide to call a girl I know a little but haven't seen since we met like half a year ago
>she's a literal 10/10 Stacy, but with severe daddy issues
>hey, can I crash at your place
>she says yes
>fuckyes.jpg
>come over to her apartment
>she made dinner (chicken nuggets)
>after I eat my tendies we fuck
>she tells me she's been trying to lose weight and has been using caffeine pills
>she's not even remotely fat, but I decide to give her advice anyway
>"bro it's all about calories in calories out"
>she listens to my advice, thanks me for it and then says the most hurtful thing I've ever heard
>"I wish I had a body like you, I think you'd look amazing if you started lifting"

Just start saying hello and smiling and making friendly eye contact for more than a nanosecond. Have to crawl before you can walk. Don't even think about trying to get with this particular girl, just grow from the experience.

saw a girl from school i havent seen in about 4 years in the gym today, she and her friend checked me and my buddy out and whispered to each other, heard her say "look how big they have become" felt pretty good

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This is beyond bait

In the morning she made me coffee, but I refused because it had sugar in it

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Holy shit this is hilarious

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It's actually true dude no joke

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That's not a picture of Stalin.

jesus fucking christ.

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post body and lifts

Shy about posting body, but lifts aren't very impressive.
80kg deadlift
50kg squat
65kg bench (60kg incline)

What's happening here?

You fucking blind? The girl was mirin so hard

It's really easy to rob drunk people.
Don't feel bad user. I wear a wallet chain out of habit because when I was an alcoholic I'd pass out a lot and lose my wallet.

She looks at his direction for less than a second and he stops squatting for like ten seconds for some reason. I still don't know what's happening there

I missed it myself but that dude started a thread with that webm convinced that female was admiring him, from what I've gathered.

Lol thanks for the context

There's a lot more to it.
>that outfit
>the exercise
>20s pause between reps
>that grin
>autistic arm swinging
This guy's the embodiement of fit

She was right

I sometimes see someone coming towards me and I feel frightened because of how brutal he looks then I realise it's me but inside I feel like a little child

Jesus my sides are in orbit.

Are you literally 14?

Hilarious

Back hair sticking out of a t shirt is way too sexy.

Shoplifting is still lifting user

>Gym recep actually slides into DMs
I really don't know what to do. I can post the full convo but I said no in a shitty long winded way. She's about a 6/10 but I just want quick poon.

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Lol this happened to me once a few years ago
>be in a store shopping for clothes
>for some reason there is a mirror between a gap in aisles
>pass by the mirror unknowingly
>take a glance, but keep walking
>a second later think to myself “hey wait I think I know that guy”
>go back and realize I’m a retard.

>tfw get mired by tranny on the internet, again

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>More worried that the guy was sarcastic than about losing my phone
I'm worried as well.

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How'd she get your number

Why is this from more than a week ago

Why not actually start a relationship

Holy shit that’s lame. Keep going though dude you’ll make it. Nice job fucking a Stacy.

BASED

Its FB messenger and she added me thru Facebook. I think she got my name from scanning my card (uni rec center). Really don't want a relationship rn. But I think she wants something longterm so I gave her the no.

>But I think she wants something longterm so I gave her the no.
I respect the hell out of that man. Made out with a girl who was way more into me than I was into her about 2 months ago. Would've gone further if she didn't very clearly have some hardcore emotional investment there.

N-no
>tfw metaphorically 14

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my math teacher has been mirin me since the begining of this semester like grabbing my arm, she walked into a door while staring at me and she asks me if im taking her next math course almost weekly.
>yesterday after class ask when her office hours for today were
>make up some math question to ask
>fast forward to this morning
>no breakfast cause nervous
>get to her office
>ask stupid math question
>realize after 10 minutes of talking we barely talked about the question
>ask her whats up with her situation
>she says she has a boyfriend for 8 years and he hasnt proposed
>ask her why shes so flirty with me if she has a bf
> she says im cute but a little too young
>she says she wishes her bf had my body
>she gets really weird and says no one at school can know we talked about this
>tell her i got two more semesters and im out and by then ill be more mature
>she laughs and i leave
>in class later she keeps making intense eye contact with me
shes cute 7/10 really short like 5' with green eyes and light brown hair

You're trying to hard to force this meme. The poor autistic dude got rekt so hard in his own thread for thinking the girl was mirin him

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>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food
>"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open bag
>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken

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Niggers love complimenting handsome white guys... It makes me cringe though

Fuck her, also, post pic of that thot

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literally just start with eye contact and a hello, smiles r good too.

i'm a fairly good looking dude but a total social late bloomer and i realized a big part of that was being bad at eye contact- i think thats an issue that afflicts a lot of people on here, and you honestly wont ever realize youre doing it until you're told. made me realize why ive always gotten numbers and mires but never second dates- i probably came off as insecure/uninterested at best, and sketchy at worst

I can't think of a better way to motivate someone to lift bro, you'll make it. This is similar to what happened to me, minus the whole fucking a 10/10 part.

the guy at my college gym doesn't even scan me in anymore. not sure why. maybe its just because I come so often but he waves me by each time I go in. Its like I'm a gym VIP now or something

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Befriend her lol.

you missed yesterday asshole (jk I missed u)

post body

lmao

do you live in a cartoon? fucking LARPer

>I think you'd look amazing if you started lifting"
Many women, and some men, are unaware about how hard it is to be big and strong. They actually think that going to the gym makes you like Christian Bale in American Psycho

[Common] : bur

friend i hadn't seen in a bit over a year said i was "tank as fuck"
i dont get mired much but feelsgoodman

It is, buddy. It is.

You touched a gypsy, mate, you're cursed now. And probably have AIDS.

She likes you. But she's a receptionist and you can't date her. Sorry, mate.

>trainer/coachfag here
>other female trainers that are hot complimented my ass and said they wish they had my ass
>always get mired when I lift a lot (powerliftingfag)

Yes it is

Got a smell mire from a stripper. That's about it. Said I smelled good, get some good cologne bros.

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>girl sits next to me during a lecture
>pulls out a Victoria's Secret pencil-case
did she want me to talk to her?

Not him, but here is the original.

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Did you tip her yet?

Imagine her shitting or with morning breath - anything to take her from unicorn to normal.

Then just ask her if she had a good weekend (unless it's Friday). Then take it from there.

I always struggle to believe them when ex-fattys describe themselves as attractive. But if you fucked a "literal 10/10 Stacy" idk. Post body so I can judge, you don't wanna post body at least post the 10/10 Stacy (without making her recognizable if you're worried about that).
I hope you aren't pic rel

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post convo

have you shagged any female PTs? do female PTs shag clients?

You might have met Purple Aki

That's Mussolini, not Stalin

fucking pasta every other thread