One chance at Iife

>parents named me Espn
>hate sports

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post birth certificate with timestamp or youre a lying cuck

I think that would sound kinda cool actually since I'm sure it's pronounced s-pen

I'll do it later if I can find it.
It's pronounced like that. Like how it sounds, hate how it looks.

>I'll do it later if I can find it.

sure buddy

I'll probably name a character in a video game that now. Probably spell it like Esspen or something.

Oh really? If you're making a video game, I'm interested even if you're procrastinating the shit out of it like I am with mine. Also, Espen is an actual name, I'm comes from the same thing as Osborne if I remember correctly.

>tfw parents named be Ringo after Ringo Starr
>tfw really fucking hate The Beatles

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Does an old passport work?

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Kek, is that what US passports look like?

>parents named me Humbert Humbert

are you mongolian or some shit?

You can legally change your name for free asshat

Holy fuck, it's real. Your parents are cruel.

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>The Beatles
who

I cant pay the court fees that go along with it

I like your name Epsn

You can always change your name if you want.

obligatory abcde
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>posting on a chink lewd child cartoon board and not knowing the name Humbert Humbert

>one chance at Iife
>parents named me Joey JoJo Jr Shabadoo

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did kids ever touch you and then say "hey everyone i touched a booby"
haha
hee hee ha ho

I know a Richard Paine. Like a lot of Richards, he goes by the nickname Dick. So he is "Dick Paine."
I also know a woman named Sue Shebar, pronounced exactly like "Sushi bar."
I used to know a girl named Janus Janus. Her first name and last name were the same.
Finally, I know an Indian guy named Horshit, pronounced "whore shit."

Isn't that the guy from Lolita?

Holy shit only in America does this shit happen.

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stop picking on america desu

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aww : 3 i love little kid signatures when they just write their names in cursive. also your parents are retarded faggets.

Looks like they made a boob (blunder)

Booby is a cute name if you're a slow but charismatic strong southern Chad.

>one chance at life
>get your genitals mutilated

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I feel this could be a new "thing", I've been laughing throughout this thread.

Man FUCK your life, what are peoples reactions when you introduce yourself as ESPN?

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How is that pronounced? "Es pen" or do you say each letter at a time like the actual channel?

>gorillions of subhumans on planet
>most countries are absolute dogshit hell-on-earth
>born as a tall green-eyed white male
>named Alexander
>ps: drowning in pusy
thanks mom and dad ;)

hahahaha that's a fuckin joke mate I swear imagine being names Espn your parents have a cruel sense of humor

>have one shot in life
>parents name you and your twin brother Yuri and Valery
Since I last moaned about this in a name thread, 1 more fujoshi has said to me, "Yuri? Like Yuri On Ice?". I invited a few of my new friends over last Saturday, and one of them was unaware that Valery is my brother, not my sister.

I truly, sincerely hope that anime does not get a second season.

It usually goes like this
>"What's your name?"
>Es-pin
>"ASPEN?"
>EHHHH-spin
>"Esspin?"
>yeah
>"How is it spelled?"
>E-S-P-N
>"OH MY GOD THAT'S THE COOLEST FUCKING NAME EVER!!!"
It's annoying but at least it isn't roll call whenever there was a substitute.
>squints at attendance sheet
>"E-S-P-N?!"
>entire class laughs
>I feel like shit because I'm already the quiet kid everyone thinks is autistic
Also, I honestly think my name affected my personality in some way.

Well at least you found Jow Forums, that's something right?

I got Mason which isn't bad but they sent me to an all mexican all black school and I'm half mexican and I look white unless I sit in the sun for three hours and I don't speak spanish so when I told them I was mexican they all made fun of me

I can't even laugh at your name because I'm too busy laughing at how American passports look like a parody

Not even Ricky-Booby? Wow.

There was this coach we had in high school who named his kid ESPN. There's somebody out there in the world who shares your feels, don't worry.