Roll Call!
Roll Call!
Wyatt Jones
David Reed
Colorado
Thomas Moore
At your mom's house
Leo Nguyen
Oklahoma
Michael Ross
Iowa
Jayden Butler
TEXAS!
Carson Perry
...
Ayden Johnson
Georgia. I'm on holiday you gotta believe me
Colton Davis
Best state in the Union here.
Jonathan Phillips
Best flag reporting in.
Brandon Peterson
why would you replace cuba with hawaii?
Sebastian Wilson
Wisconsin
Adam Walker
Washington here
Samuel Davis
>Braum's
Was not impressed.
>holiday
This is true.
Nicholas Morales
Florida man is here.
Cameron Butler
Frick you im the true Florida boy
Mason Thomas
moco here
Chase Phillips
fight me amerif*Gs
Tyler Murphy
Corrupt Illinois ready to break off from the role call.
Ian Hughes
Actually went to Braums last night! Paid my friend $5 to try and drink half a gallon of water there after 6 of us split 2 tubs of ice cream. He vomited 4 times and it came out his nose and got all over his tuxedo, but he finished in the end.
Luke Morales
Brother no need to be hostile. Let us reconcile and enjoy our glory against these lesser states.
Cooper Bailey
me too
Juan Lopez
Based
Noah Price
If I were american which state would I be in based on my id
Matthew Wright
>cT
Connecticut
Oliver Rodriguez
Illinois, the worst fucking state.
Carson Collins
Went to google maps and dropped the street view guy in the middle of Connecticut and got greeted by this beautiful lake. Pretty neat.
Did the same with the Philippines expecting it to show some shit hole but got a resort, also pretty neat.
Adrian Foster
Connecticut
Isaiah Clark
Fuck off
Gabriel Bennett
New Mexico here
my state sucks
Landon Foster
...
Connor Brown
michigan reporting in
Chase Brooks
>no national identity
>jus yuro
Christopher Gomez
In awe at the size of this lad
The absolute unit
Camden Diaz
Michigan!
Luke Reyes
louisiana reporting in
Adrian Kelly
fuck Portland
Matthew Clark
new jersey here, best state
Noah Turner
Nevada here make room for the best state.
Adam Turner
Scuse me that's Pennsylvania
David Ramirez
The best state, also known as Virginia is here
Cooper Gray
Can you even smoke weed with your hookers gun?
Jayden Ross
New York, not even from the city!
I hate this state
Julian Cruz
Do you even know what a tree looks like?
Hudson Richardson
Yeah. I lived in Utah until really recently and MT Charleston gets snow.
Do you unironically believe we don't have trees?
Evan Cox
You definitely don't have them in this quantity
Jaxson Peterson
...
Camden Myers
Uh huh. We have a different kind user. It's about quality not quantity.