Roll Call!
Roll Call!
Colorado
At your mom's house
Oklahoma
Iowa
TEXAS!
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Georgia. I'm on holiday you gotta believe me
Best state in the Union here.
Best flag reporting in.
why would you replace cuba with hawaii?
Wisconsin
Washington here
>Braum's
Was not impressed.
>holiday
This is true.
Florida man is here.
Frick you im the true Florida boy
moco here
fight me amerif*Gs
Corrupt Illinois ready to break off from the role call.
Actually went to Braums last night! Paid my friend $5 to try and drink half a gallon of water there after 6 of us split 2 tubs of ice cream. He vomited 4 times and it came out his nose and got all over his tuxedo, but he finished in the end.
Brother no need to be hostile. Let us reconcile and enjoy our glory against these lesser states.
me too
Based
If I were american which state would I be in based on my id
>cT
Connecticut
Illinois, the worst fucking state.
Went to google maps and dropped the street view guy in the middle of Connecticut and got greeted by this beautiful lake. Pretty neat.
Did the same with the Philippines expecting it to show some shit hole but got a resort, also pretty neat.
Connecticut
Fuck off
New Mexico here
my state sucks
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michigan reporting in
>no national identity
>jus yuro
In awe at the size of this lad
The absolute unit
Michigan!
louisiana reporting in
fuck Portland
new jersey here, best state
Nevada here make room for the best state.
Scuse me that's Pennsylvania
The best state, also known as Virginia is here
Can you even smoke weed with your hookers gun?
New York, not even from the city!
I hate this state
Do you even know what a tree looks like?
Yeah. I lived in Utah until really recently and MT Charleston gets snow.
Do you unironically believe we don't have trees?
You definitely don't have them in this quantity
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Uh huh. We have a different kind user. It's about quality not quantity.