Jow Forums approved jobs

Lucky cunt all the girls at my hospital are fat and or black.

I would suppose yes
Also;
Club Bouncer
Animal Trainer
Physical Therapist
Firefighter/smoke jumper
Excursion guide (hunting, fishing, white water rafting)
Small farmer
Conflict correspondent
Moving man
Bike courier
Postman (walking route only)
Assassin

Yeah, I'm pretty stoked.

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It's definitely more fulfilling and less risky than being a cop, at least for me.
Yeah I can confirm. The amount of mires you get from other paramedics and sometimes patients are very satisfying too. But yeah bottom line is nurses and secretaries are easy mode as long as you're not deformed or below 5'10. I've been trying to snag me some physician pussy for the longest time, no success so far.

What kind of romantic world do you live in
>bouncers make shit money and endure harassment all night, fucked sleep schedule
>Excursion guide wont let you lift for weeks/months at a time, youd get tiny
>Moving man shit pay, you could tweak your back, lifting shit all day on top of lifting
Most of those jobs are shit, shit benefits, shit pay, generally shitty

>was wildland firefighter
>now city firefighter
>never actually fight structure fires, it’s all car accidents and one time we actually had to remove a corpse of a woman who hung herself, was pretty depressing
Very /fit job, fucked up time schedules for city firefighting can be a gains goblin but our station has a weight room with 1 bench, 1 squat rack, 2 treadmills and 2 stationary bikes, it’s enough for what you need. Surrounded by boomer tier conservative guys, /fit Autists and dikes.

Dude is standing while the machine is spinning.

>bouncer

Why pay for psychologists and hookers to deal with your inferiority complex when you can manhandle drunk teenagers as a bouncer?

Omg where is this? I swear I’ve been on that duct taped spin machine and heard the story but don’t remember where. Though could have happened in multiple places.

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How do yo I stay fit with the hours and overnights? I’m becoming an EMT atm, paramedic and fire after I have some experience. But even with EMT the hours are 12s with overtime and overnights. Idk how I’ll find time to lift and cardio, and even have the energy. I might just modalfinal desu

When cutting run around during my breaks for cardio. When bulking use the provided weight-rooms as much as possible. Use you head and make yourself an schedule. I also do OMAD, saves an stupid amount of time that I would use eating, which I use lifting.

Pole dancer

Illinois

Gravedigger is the only fit approved job.
Warehouse is almost acceptable.
Gravedigger in a warehouse is alpha tier

Royal Marines

Unironically I think software developer should be considered. Theres a certain surprise and respect you can see from people when they realize youre fit physically and mentally

Dont they use machines for digging graves now or do they still do it with a shovel.

This.
Everyone in on my Amazon fulfillment center looks up to our regional gravedigger

The cages make it harder though

I have a work question for you guys.

The job I got accepted for starts in August. I've been temping for a while and it's been going good, but I just got offered a temp-to-hire position. Should I feel bad about accepting the position, knowing that I don't actually plan on staying there longer than August?

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How about a ramp agent?

>Baggage dungeon with baggage carts from defunct airlines still laying around
>one has a hidden weight set and bench inside
>agents who don't do their time in the gains cart are bullied and get their lunch stolen
>last time management tried to take the gains cart from us everyone scheduled in the dungeon went home sick
>last time they interfere

>fucking jacked black guy
>always seen reading weightlifting magazines
>often comes to work straight from the gym and eats two whole chickens and some veggies
>one day another brother steals a jar of protein powder from his gym bag
>after he discovers the missing powder he storms into the black side of the breakroom
>yells out "attention all you twig ass moma's boys"
>squats down, wraps his arms around the vending machine, lifts it up like it's a box of feathers, and drops it, breaking the machine
>says "put my muscle powder back in my gym bag" and leaves the breakroom
>his powder was returned

Also any time anyone gets into a fight and gets fired the union gets their job back with back pay. Any time a member of management dares to lay hands on an employee we call the cops and the manager gets transferred across the country. The airport is pure testosterone.

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If it's a big company, fuck 'em. They'll drop you like a hot coal in a "restructuring" or as soon as its convenient, so why bother being loyal?

What does “temp to hire” mean? Are they committed to hiring you after a tryout or is it “maybe we’ll hire you after”? If the latter you don’t need to feel bad at all. If the former I’d be uncomfortable.

>black side
This makes me sad

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12s give you 4 days off in a row and are seriously the greatest full time hours there are.

I’m a mover and it fucking sucks. Would not recommend. Tips are nice but work isn’t regular

MALE PSYCHIATRIC WARD NURSE

No, no, no. Psych wards fucking BLOW to work at.

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Notice how he never said anything to the contrary about where he works?

Clever

Checked. Was going to say the same.

Subspecialty Physician or Surgeon

> Money
> Clout
> On your feet all day

Just hit the gym after and you're top 1% of the pool

It basically means that for the first three or four months you're still an employee of the temp agency, and they take a 1 or 2 dollar cut of your pay as a "finders fee". You take the job on the agreement that you're there to work there full time once the probationary period is over.

I've just never quit a job before and I don't know how much of a mark it leaves on your resume, even if I've got another job lined up after.

Carnie

>RN
Every dude i work with is fat or old and that makes me stand out like crazy.
I fuck other nurses and nursing assistants on the reg.
Make good money too, 48/hr to watch people after surgery and ask if they have pooped and give them butt pills.

State trooper

Bouncer.
Be big and know a bit of martial arts and be surrounded by drunk sluts.

Getting laid as a bouncer is easy mode and good for some extra cash.

Just don't work at a club that's actually dangerous and it's a ton of fun.

Being a bouncer without an inferiority complex is awesome. Being even slightly charismatic makes you one of the most likable guys at the club.

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Can you take a different job instead? Is the August job guaranteed?

Ethically, I wouldn’t take a job that’s supposed to lead to a full time position unless I was at least open minded to staying. 1. It’s unfair to the person who would otherwise get the job and 2. It’s dishonest. That’s my take FWIW.

In terms of reputation hit, it probably won’t matter much but it depends on your local market (how close knit it is, how much they care about gaps, how much clout this employer has). It probably will burn a bridge with that employer and the temp agency, so bear that in mind.

Computer Programmer

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>assassin
>ass ass in
homo?

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>posting /x/ memes on Jow Forums
never thought I'd see the day.

>Assasin
>tfw you will never be like agent 47, travelling around the world, constantly acquiring skills and honing/practicing your craft against influential people on exotic locations, all the while being stoic and using suits.

The August job is one I've been gunning for for a while now and I'm pretty stoked to have it. But that's four months of no income besides maybe Uber driving.

I've walked out on a job where I was temp hire, got fired. Two months later was working at a different place, as a temp worker with the same staffing recruiter. Before I walked first place was switching staffing companies, so I told the on-site rep to let me know of other jobs in the same field.
Except for the day I left, no one ever said anything about walking out.
Am a welder tho, and the second place I "aced" the test despite having not done stainless before.

Yeah I feel you. Gotta weigh your own values, brother. Personally I’d try to get a different temp job but you do you.

If you take the job and quit I highly doubt that would follow you except with the employer and the temp agency, unless you need the referral. People carry far worse karma than that without consequences.

Fuck the other guy who would get the job, and fuck the company. You don't owe them loyalty or 100% honesty.
If they're using temp hires, the position he'll fill and then vacate in August will be filled right back again in like two weeks, unless the place is so tiny it's like a family thing.

That always just looks like compensation to me,although lifting is a good way to burn shit calories.

youd be surprised how many roiders and hobby fighters are in this job. Guy in the pic is an actual competitative weightlifter but does programming as a day job.

>compensation
Brother lifting is always compensation, doesn't matter what your job is. The fact that you think "muh manly job means I'm actually bigger than this froo froo computer nerd who's bigger than me" is actually pretty sad.

mortgage loan underwriter

>sit at desk all day, 8 hrs of solid rest
>live by a golf course and some great running trails
>have membership for the nice gym
>can eat the highest quality meats & veggies on a regular basis
>have your shit together and can generally slay pussy with ease
>contribute to the eventual total destruction of the American economy

Based and sociopathpilled, actuary here
>yfw you'll be among the first to get the bullet

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>t. Coping noodle arm keyboard warrior

lol soiboy load my cargo, while I fly the plane and talk about the flight attendants' tits and ass with my first officer.

DOTR when

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>mortgage loan underwriter

how do I become this?

Wow you talk about their ass AND their tits. Truly based.

I do search and rescue for the Coast Guard. plenty of work out time, good health care, what does Jow Forums think?

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refractory bricklayer. lift for a living.

Can you be a full time fireman and get decent pay, or is it just on call volunteer stuff? I like fire, helping people, and wearing heavy ppe for a job. I'm galvinized by critical situations, and have a big strong body I want to put to use.

probs one of the most Jow Forums jobs of all time.

While the marines are running around doing dumb shit, getting no sleep, and smoking cigs/getting drunk, you're over here making gainz. I envy you for making the right choice

The fuck you care what a bunch of faggots on a chinese dickweaving board think about your job?

I knew a firefighter in like the fucking late 80s who basically just worked for 3 days straight and then had the rest of the week off. They hang out at the station watching TV with their m8s or doing general upkeep and then sprang into action on occasion if there's a fire. Seemed like a fucking sweet gig.

So... those jobs definitely exist but its probably hard to get. And smaller towns/cities are probably more partial to having all volunteer forces due to budgetary concerns

Thanks brother. there's no better feeling than using your gainz to save a life.

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The most Jow Forums would be a genetic engineer or scientist involved in cancer research

Gotta train you body and your mind bro to become your an ubermensch and self actualize. So a Jow Forums job would be something that actually benefits humanity and isn't some soulless corporate finance job but also isn't some trash wagie tier McJob

pic related

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>tfw mechanic but pretty skelly
am I Jow Forums approved?

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Fun fact: existentialism is, in itself, contrary to the achievement and ambition of the superman, because it binds him. The assertion of objectivism is the way into becoming one, not the presumption of meaninglessness. Grasp the promethian fire and forge your own destiny, do not let the cowardice and fluff of dead thinkers bind you to an innert shackle of the mind, life is made through action and so is destiny. The superman is characterized by imposing their will and action into the world, rather than letting the world impose its will on them. Talkers shape minds, but actors shape the universe.

>inb4 what job do you have
freelance programmer, hobbyist material scientist and genetic engineer, local Machiavellian.

another fact: Nietzsche talked big but acted little, and was forgotten until recent reinterpretations of his failure of a philosophy gained traction in authoritarian realms. Nietzsche himself failed to live up to what he spoke, and died in an insane asylum from syphilis and 'rescuing' a horse that was being beaten. If you want a representative figure look to Machiavelli, who acted more than is spoke, and spoke in order to further his action.

hyperbaric welding

> talked big but acted little
Literally every philosopher
> was forgotten until recently
Many great philosophers and other writers were unknown until well after their deaths. It’s common as fuck and doesn’t make their work any less notable.

>genetic engineer
hobby or is that your profession?

How is pay? Ever worry about lung cancer?

This is legit. It’s a very cushy overcompensated union gig. Not too hard to get if you’re a black woman.

Not really because I have a low IQ.

Shut up nerd virgin we will never respect your gamma ass

All that fun plus you make 12 bucks an hour while breathing avgas! Geez where do I sign up?!

whats up with this. Im already a nurse why psych?

I can't envision it as better/worse than any other ward. Except maternity that reeally sucks.

honestly, waiter. if you have aesthetics you can make pretty good tips, plus the extra cardio is nice.

>border officer

Free gun, govt pension, lots of vacation time, meet tons of people, master social skills to manipulate the truth out of people.

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I actually travel with and work at the carnival

based rippen posters

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Used to be a security guard, working in office now. At least the way my job was set up it was absolutely HORRIBLE for gains working security.

Horrible shift schedule 24 hours on 24 hours off at times, later luckily just 24 hours on 48 hours off when I moved to higher paying post. Absolutely destroyed my sleep patterns for years afterwards because while there was a tacit understanding that we could sleep on the job(we were basically only there for insurance/PR reasons and once you're on shift longer than 12 hours you're no longer legally responsible for falling asleep anyway), it was only between midnight to 6 am and you had to get up every hour and go walk the grounds. Shifts were 7am-7am so because you needed sleep after coming home your full day off was also fucked because you slept until 2 PM the previous day.

Now, I did gain a lot of weight after moving to an office job, because the 5-6 hours of walking during a 24 hour shift added up, but between the schedule and shit pay I'd never go back to security. And few times I worked posts where we had to occasionally intervene were even worse.