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Third week coming up, it's second semester of my second year. I'm in computer science and I know that since I'm finishing up my second year and finally applying for the program I need to start looking for an internship, but I'm lazy and hate working. Hopefully I can get off my ass and don't end up graduating with no experience.

Already behind on everything

>studying to be a lawyer
>hate law and despise lawyers
>have to become one to protect my family's shady business
is there a worse feeling, lads?

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I will register late. I emailed my counselor today. They keep it open for 2 weeks. I don't really know what I'm doing in life, I don't know how I let it get to this point, and I don't know where the time went.

>How are fellow robots holding up?
done with week 2 of this semester and im ready to drop out
last semester tho so would be a bad idea

>tfw failed out of uni first semester and owe $3k i don't know how to pay
>tfw getting first wageslave job washing dishes
>tfw i didn't realize i had good friends at uni until i told them i was leaving for a semester
>tfw this might just be the best way to follow my heart or it's just the biggest mistake and waste of money i've ever made
>tfw

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God dammit fuck uni. I am studying STEM, best grades in class, but I absolutely hate everything about the subjects I'm taking. The thing is that I just don't know what I actually want to be doing in life so I simply went into STEM, just to be safe.
Thinking about saying fuck it and instead go and work in the "tree planting" department but I already worked there for a spell and it's really demanding on one's back. Heh, sorry guys, just needed to get it all out, have no one to really say this to because I don't want to disappoint my family.

>Copy-pasted from a now archived generic depression thread.

I just got rejected by the 1 clinical psychology PhD grad program I applied for. It has lower standards than many other programs in this category and my research interests matched perfectly. Basically, if I couldn't muster an interview here, I was right to not bother at other clinical PhDs.

So nice to know I never had a chance getting the only career I've ever truly wanted since I was 10.

I feel ya user, semester starts in a month in my country. I'll be in the last semester too, but unsure how I'm gonna make it. Have to write BA thesis 'n stuff. I don't know how I made it this far.

Doesnt start for another month for me in aus

you sound like an absolute retard
why do so many robots want to go into psych?

>need to start looking for an internship
Same shit here, famalam. I don't even want to think about the interview.

Save others from the fate I suffered/understand the struggle

Aus here too, I wanT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

..I'm not ready user..

2 essays and 2 assignments due today. Gonna binge watch porn instead

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>semester starts tomorrow
I've been in school for two weeks now?

Oh, and I'm rushing this semester. I'm gonna have the autism literally beaten out of me, wish me some fucking luck

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sememstr strts in feb for me but i cant find the date it starts anywhere. idk what to do, or if i should go to o week (im 21 so old and had to do 1 course last semester to get my math level up)

just call (or email) school tomorrow and ask when it starts

ill try i guess. my anxiety made me miss a test last year. i managed to pass even with missing 35% of the overall combined tests/scores.

Are you me?
I currently have exams. Tomorrow I have an exam worth 33% of my ENTIRE semester for all uni work, yet i lay here in bed watching twitch and browsing r9k. Im already repeating my year so this is pretty much my last chance
'just go to uni bro', they said

Anyone got some words of advice for someone about to fail an exam? Any techniques to get shit printed in my short term memory?

forgot to add picture to give my post some flavour

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Due to students protest in my country, the semester was freezed. Or kinda. I don't know but we are supposed to fit 2 and a half semester in a year. The schedule it's all fucked. This last week I've been studying a hell lot of stuff (most of which I don't remember at all)

Yeah, public education its great

the days have been blending together, january is almost over and ive been a NEET for about 7 months now.

Tomorrow is supposed to be first day in training course for animal experiments, what should I expect?
t.chemistry major

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Actually happy about going back to college. I can finally work my ass off and stop thinking about anything else again, pure fucking bliss.

safrica?

The worst part of it is that I postponed all my other exams for february, while the one tomorrow remains the only one this month. Talk about a bad case of procrastination.
Regarding studying, here's a nice tip: Repetition and application.
If you have a theory heavy exam, just read the sentence, grab a piece of paper and write it down like an exam question. Even though you read it 2 seconds ago, it will stick better than just reading it. You can also say it out loud.
If application is the focus of the exam, just do problems. Start off with some trivial ones to boost your ego regarding it and work your way up.
>mfw my exam has both theory and practice in it

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>November 2021

these fafsa niggers need to fix their fucking website jesus christ
I'm this close to calling their help line and cussing out the indian tech support worker

Fuck the FAFSA
Fuck the American college funding system that drives up tuition
Fuck giving free money to niggers and thots
Fuck student loans

>animal experiments
What third world country are you from that would let you do animal experiment in uni?

Bros im failing all my exams.
The thing is I dont really have any motivation to study. Its all so tiresome. I constantly feel like shit, both physically and mentally, have been ill since november, can barely eat anything and I have noone who would support me in these harsh times.

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Holy shit soulmate. Keep it up my brother, go to the doctor to get your health checked out and schedule your days...

How are your profs, fellow robots? I had 3 of them last semester.
>one guy boring as shit and gave retarded assessment, very lenient when it comes to grading though
>new prof lady, overall very nice and handholding us like we're kindergarten. still managed to disappoint her regardless
>another old fart that couldn't explain himself properly and resort to shitty analogies which don't help at all

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A colonoscopy is already waiting for me in next month

>mfw i lost 4+ years of school when i was about 10 cuz of depression
>mfw i'm at the last year of school, after this i can get a job
>mfw i don't understand shit, don't learned shit, and im just not prepared for life yet
>everyday, every time im doing shit related to music, so i can get some money singing
>mom's insist that i should go to a college
>pretty much if i fail at this "trap" shit, im going to kms

kek.

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Finland. Only place where we have limits on animal experiments are commercial research.

Hey thanks for the tips man ill do that. Mine's a mix of theory and math too (80% theory though). Are you planning on doing the same methods?

Also good luck brother. We got this. If the thread is still up after my exam ill let you know how it goes

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Mine is in 12h, so I'm already balls deep in those methods. My exam is UML and design patterns. There are 23 of those fuckers and a lot of them have similarities with one another, so I have to hammer those differences in quite hard.
Luck may be our only saving grace, brobot, I wish you luck as well, and I'll definitely share my results tomorrow.

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I cant take it anymore bros studying something i dont care about having to sit in lectures i dont care about with no friends or anything and then come home and do it all again im not even trying at this point with the lowest gpa ive ever had at academic probation

>Study law because I think it will be great
>It is actually shit

Fuck law

I had a similar course, was a lot of theory and we cut open a dead rat
Where in finland are you from btw?

>monday is a holiday so no school
>tuesday i dont have any classes
>wednesday i have 4 classes, one of which is a 5 hour class
Comfy until I remembered I'll be in school from 8am until 5:30pm every wednesday and thursday until may 20th.

Are you by any chance a fan of a certain blonde wizard?

Wait...wait....oh no...nonono what the fuck the calendar says we have school on monday but none of my monday classes start tomorrow on their class schedules OH FUCK WHAT DO I BELIEVE?!

OH FUCK WAIT THEY DO START TOMORROW

FUCK I DIDNT TURN IN MY PAPERS YET

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Wait false alarm, the calendar I'm looking at puts tuesday as the first day of the week. I'm retarded. It does start on Wednesday.

>Meet new law student (a 1L) last year
>She hears about my summer work and plans to follow the same career path as me, biglaw (190K salary)
>law.com/americanlawyer/2018/06/06/your-law-firm-is-paying-you-190k-right-out-of-law-school-now-what/
>Share tips with her for how I got the job, map out plans to help her get similar position at a firm
>Grades come out, my best semester yet, I'm at top of class
>She calls me a day or so later to tell me how heartbroken she is about her grades, but doesn't feel comfortable saying how bad they are
>Days later she admits she was dismissed from law school, after failing

I'm gonna miss that girl. I also don't have classes with law students I'm close with.
Looking forward to graduating, starting with firm, making bank.
Girl plans to go back to law school one day. I'd love to see her succeed.

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>no class on Monday due to holiday but don't have m/w classes anyways so it doesn't affect me
>one of my classes cancels Tuesday to keep balanced with other sections I assume
>fuck yeah I'll get a day off after all
>no other classes have cancelled Tuesday yet
REEEEE JUST CANCEL THEM I WANT MY DAY OFF

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I miss school. Working full time sucks. With school, you always have the end of the semester to look forward to. New semester, fresh start with new classes; things get switched up a bit. Work is the same shit, week after week. Try to cherish the school times just a little. It's not that bad.

I'm packiung right now but I don't want to go back AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the only think I'm looking forward to is the privacy of my single dorm. I can jack off and spend all day tripping balls on drugs if I want to.

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Makes no sense to me either. All of these "failures" still have enough brainpower to pick a 4 year degree and potential career they want. Every course looks boring as hell, I don't get how they can go unless forced.

Hey mine starts tomorrow too
Classes are pretty easy, I go to a technical college

I was railroaded into it by my parents. "Son you are soo good with the computer you're set up the password on the router you should go become an IT guy get that degree."

I had inheritance money to cover my education until 25 and I figured that no matter how badly I may fuck up I was better off trying then letting the opportunity go. Six years in and I am ready to put a bullet through my head this shit is terrible. This isn't education it's just jumping through hoops and sucking cock.

How easy is it to change majors after you've dropped out? For example, let's say I enrolled for Computer Science, but I want to switch to basket weaving. Has anyone done something like this?

Starts tomorrow for me as well, good luck guys

>finished first year of uni in 2018 doing int relations/economics double meme degree
>somehow got great grades through the power of pure hatred, absolutely detest economics
>finally decided to transfer to int relations/law for 2019 but missed the transfer cutoff date so I can't start it this semester and have to waste another six months doing econ
>in australia law is a 4 year honours undergrad degree so I'll be doing 5 years total just to get my fucking bachelors out of the way

please god just kill me now, and that's just if I pass every single class for the next half decade, imagine how long this shit will take otherwise or if I'm not studying full time

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forgot to mention I was dumb enough to take a gap year so I'll be graduating at 23 while everyone I know will have already been snorting coke off hooker tits for the past year with their full time job income

>How are fellow robots holding up?
just realized, I been going over shit I already know instead of shit that I don't know.
what a fucking waste of time.

>entering university at 22

I cannot get over this.

I wanted to go at 22, continued to be a neet. 25 and still a neet, starting at 22 sounds like nothing unless you look way older than you are.