I fucking can't stop farting, how do i fix this shit???

I fucking can't stop farting, how do i fix this shit???

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Butt Plug

Hold it in

Post tits

you farnting and pooppoing

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Put a penis in your ass

I've heard you can take NOW super enzymes, haven't tried to myself but read it on bb

kek

Carnivore diet

check what you're eating
also might be something medically wrong
ask a doctor

Just keep your squat plug in all the time

Fart as much as possible to deplete the gas.

Farting/burping is for health purposes because it lets the air out of your body so you don't really want to hold that back for long.

dress up as a girl
post videos on pornhub
rake in brap revenue

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That toilet tho

king ass ripper

maybe try pooping

Install gentoo

stop throwing your salary in protein powder

Based Jow Forumsentoo poster

Eat ass, rip it.

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Gut problems, start dry fasting

Does anyone do a lift and shift maneuver when seated to ease the farts?

Sometimes I notice I do it at bars or coffeeshop and I wonder if anyone notices

stop eating plants

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it will make you fart in the inside. which can lead to complications

stop eating like a retard

Stop eating dairy

What is her left leg standing on?

I've seen this for years, but with no context.
Source?