/britfeel/

I don't even fantasize about it, I just want it out the way.

Rough as today - self inflicted of course. Time for a cup of tea with a pastry thing.

she needs it apparently, so its a 150 quid loan.

New thread ate my reply. I said, that's a shame. Last time I did it I bombed a 1g all at once, my trip mate said I was raving, dancing, fuck knows but I was very comfy. I like to have a psychic washout once a year, it does wonders for my mental health and would recommend it to anyone.

>tfw downloaded her entire IG account

Attached: laurenalexis_x_46155672_367563553993834_1745954246617989170_n.jpg (1080x1312, 148K)

>Some lad posted this roastie here a while a go
That was me lol I'd still smash with the force of a thousand suns. Honestly the most fit girl I've ever seen, shame she's a proper e-thot though

Prozzie maybe?

hmm i dont know if i should go to shop for more beer
hmm yes

Got 3100 in my savings account. Tempted to not go to the jobcentre 2moro and just live frugally and stress free for awhile

She lives in Billericay. I am almost certain I know somebody that knows her. It isn't a big place. Fucking weird mate.

Not my thing, I'm not made of money and am too nervous to anyway.

Why is it August in the OP pic?

Can someone answer the 'taxi paradox'

Say I am in Derby and want to get a taxi to Nottingham, taxi companies in Derby will happily take me to Nottingham then drive back to base once the fare is complete. However taxi companies in Nottingham will refuse to come and pick me up and then drive back in Nottingham, finishing the fare close to base. The distance driven would be the same for both so why does this happen?

anyone else into primarily wearing tracksuit bottom and joggers?
i want to wear them more often yet worried that i will look like a chav

I wear jeans if I have to go further than the corner shop

Because we do not currently have a January one.

>worried that i will look like a chav
why? do you want to look like a spaka instead?

Google says it's only a 20 minute drive, bit strange a taxi wouldn't drive that distance. Is Derby rough as fuck and the Nottingham drivers are worried they'd get carjacked?

Rohan will answer!

Doo dooo doo dooooo doooooooooooo
youtube.com/watch?v=bQzbsOCZ8UA

chika loves my big fat cock

who the fuck carjacks a taxi?

I'm not sure what you mean. are you saying that people who wear jeans and trousers look like mongs?

Because they would be risking driving all the way and all the way back for nothing if they couldn't find you. Fucking obvious mate. Is this ShipAnon?

Taxis would have quite a bit of dosh in them on a busy night lad

>what is an address and a satnav

Playing a bit of Metro lads. It's not very comfy though, a little too spooky

Attached: 20190120124537_1.jpg (1920x1080, 352K)

Ah lol I misread this lads post. I thought he meant that drivers wouldn't pick him up in Nottingham to drive to Derby.

Yeah mate, a taxi isn't going to drive 15 miles to pick you up

Might be a bit radical but
>find an underground rave on Facebook
>doesn't matter about turning up by yourself
>take ecstasy
>pull a loved up raver
>touchy feely
>home, sex
E is made for nervous virgins.

I saw one on Friday lad.

Probably last years one

Yeah lad, a bit too radical for me.
I appreciate the input though.

It is me indeed and that situation has happened before in Clacton when trying to get a taxi to Colchester, all the taxi companies in Clacton were busy so I tried to get taxi companies based in Colchester to take me but they refused as it was too far

i-is it too late?

Attached: yasin.png (976x867, 329K)

>pop some e
>become literal chad that doesn't give a fuck
>pull
>bring her to my flat
>ol senor pilly willy pays a visit
everytime

Some people phone multiple taxis and just get in the one that arrives first.
It makes sense that they won't travel far and risk not getting the fare.

There's just too much work for a sunday lads. This absolutely beggars belief. I'm going to be doing this into the early hours.

toolate for what lad
nice apu btw

I see why people say you are thick

And how does one come about ecstasy..

Compared to a quantitative analyst who isn't?

what are you even doing for work lad? Sorry if you've said before, only just entered the thread

I mean they couldn't find you because you'd fucked off or it was just a hoax
Fucking knew it. Only you would puzzle about some obvious thing and call it a paradox, you fucking brainlet.

I don't know what else to suggest lad. Is there anybody at work you like?

A dealer I've heard about throws in some viagra free. It does the trick and if not you can always nuzzle and snuggle till you've come down enough.

Blessing the thread with hope and determination for the week ahead. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Attached: app1.png (657x527, 30K)

You don't need to be a quantitative analyst to work out why taxis would only drive a long way with a fare in the back.
Yeah I laughed out loud at the "paradox" bit

What a fucking babe!! Laurens always tend to be hot looking slags

think I might splash out on a Toblerone

Darknet or if you go to the aforementioned underground rave it will come to you, somebody will be walking round saying "pills". Every time.

This fucking sucks lads. Every time she leaves my depression gets so crushing. I worry that it's going to get to a point where I won't be able to take it. I hate seperation anxiety

Attached: 1547677392009.gif (500x375, 418K)

Have some fruit instead

Not really, not many women work with me.
To be honest I think I'm just not cut out for all of it.

Any of you lads play 5 a side? What am I in for?

the Poundland ones are nicer

Very frantic condensed version of regular football. You better be able to read where opposition passes are going.

11 blokes and a football

Still don't understand what the lad meant when he claimed that everyone who isn't a chav looks like a spaka
i am lost.

I'm a big lad so probably be playing keeper for most of the game unless someone wants to switch out, my mates team is pretty shite he says, they haven't won a game so I'm not too worried about dragging them down

Not that user but round ere' anyone not wearing check attire gets fucking tormented and forced away

I love it when I read a post like that
I read one months ago that said you have a better personality if you are poor

Probably true, poverty and suffering build character.

How about no

Really? Might give them a go then

youtube.com/watch?v=FytN0o1V-gQ

originally

no they fucking don't laddy

>talking to a girl who's 20
>she says she can't grow pubes yet
I've seen it too, it's incredibly smooth. is that normal wtf

i dunno sounds like a big fat case of normie problems

Cant find my jobcentre appointment letter. Is this a sign I shouldnt bother going?

does she have boobs?

yes, big nice ones

Alright then eat your fat arse to death

yeah just spend another day wallowing in your own uselessness lad

no. go to the jobcenter like your supposed to

as if going to the jobcentre would make you feel better anyway

How do you even get into that kind of conversation? You're a pervy creep.

whats to stop you from just constantly going to uni over and over again collecting different degrees and using loans to pay for it so you dont have to work a job

he's a normie, they talk about sexual stuff all the time.

Does that actually happen though? i live on terrible estate, shootings here and smackheads casually belting their kids in the street and no one really cares if you dress like a normal lad (jeans and that), but a goth/emo lad would get bullied

Most poor people i know are boring and thick as fuck. only interesting one's are the roadmen/gangster types if they have a criminal story to tell.

probably have been bullied haven't i.

apparently you don't seem to understand the concept of moderation lad, maybe one day you'll learn. I'm well within a healthy BMI

how would you know lid?

You can only get one student loan.

presumably the student loan company won't just keep giving you new loans unless you managed to form a whole new identity somehow

used to have to listen to normies talk about sex every single day on the college bus

You're not missing much lad, it's a fuss over nothing really. I think the porn industry's entire existence is built on a myth.

Alright then bro enjoy your chocolate

Meat is murder. Simple as.

don't BS me its important.
I just don't think I am capable of being involved

Don't lie to the lad. Being cuddled up in bed with a girl is the best feeling on the planet.

Gonna round up all the carnivorous animals and put them in jail then?

you only get student loans for one degree (+1 gift year in case you change your course). After that you have to pay out of pocket

yeah they're nice and the points are closer together than Tobelerone so you get more, they're good value and the chocolate tastes better

ok, didnt know lads, ty