How do I find a girl to have sex with?

I typed it in google and all i see is fat nigresses 10-25 miles away... stop lying

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1. Get over your disgust for older females that aren't perfect looking for their age, this will be hard, but deep inside most men would fuck even elderly goblina, they are just conditioned by seeing exception women on in the internet, How you achieve that? You either get into relationship with much older woman or you fap to gilf/mature exclusively(like I do now), obviously the first is out of reach because you don't even consider them as sexy and have no motivation, so start with exposure.
2. Talk to older women, I don't care if she is 80, keep talking and listening and be helpful, help her with her smartphone or some shit.
3. Hang around parks or whatever long enough, refine your granny talking skills(really easy actually compared to everything else) and eventually you'll meet a woman in her 50s who takes care of herself and wouldn't mind to teach sex to a young adult guy to help him get a young girl. Before that you might end up having intimacy with 60 or above women and that's good for practice, but you gotta aim for someone around 50 for long term relations.
4. Realize young women are inferior and settle for granny, you may or may not bother getting a young gf before that, I did and it wasn't really worth it, just tickled my ego a bit.

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Go on Grindr it's your best bet and 100% chance

>not knowing what a brothel is
'murican education, everyone.

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Don't listen to fags, grannies are your best chance to have a healthy sex life and find a good partner. Chances are the first unmarried granny you'll befriend will be let you fuck her eventually or at least give you a handie or something, assuming you are not TOO young and she is too old, I'm talking like you not being even 20. The chances that she will good enough to live your life with are more slim, but it will happen eventually and meanwhile enjoy granny sex.

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OP here. I am 18. Where can I find this?

Fucking gross.
origamiolli

If youre not a poor bastard
escort20.com/escorts-country/united-states/

Parks and shit, especially if you have a dog(that's good for girls in general). better yet get a part-time job at wallmart or something. If you are 18 probs don't go over 60 and 40 is with your reach and that's fresh as fuck really, no better way to lose virginity. My gf is 50 I'm 25, met last month at work, started to be sexually attracted to her straight away, but tried to suppress it because was like this fag

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Wouldn't the vast majority of women this age be married?

I'm glad you're happy with your fermenting corpse of a woman but try to not project your fucked up fetish onto me or other anons.

wow i really wonder why youre a virgin user

Still plenty of singles
You sound like a mad hebe/pedo, young boys fall in love with their teachers all the time.

>you don't like women that look like they'll be in an orbituary the next day?
>YOU MUST BE A PEDO
The state of this fag. Prime woman age is 19-26.

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Have good genes.

>19-26 is prime
>posts a hoe that has to use 5cm of makeup and photoshop to look like a teen
If you are a normie attracted to youth for the sake of it, looks wise women peak around 12. I cannot fathom more boring age than 19-26, only could get off to something like that if it's old man banging her, age gap is always nice.

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Download an app that rhymes with Humble

Why are you posting a female who's clearly 32 (ie elderly)

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And you think she's comparable to
?

>grinder

That's basically like making a job application. (Post life history, gotta get good pics, etc)

I ain't got time for that shit

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>what's hatefuck

Lol it's the easiest shit to get laid as a fag, your profile will be popular enough even without picture and bio or really shitty ones.
But turning gay just for sex is like the most desperate shit ever.

Only do this if you're not ugly, but you're here so that's unlikely

OP here. I look like a young, jacked Mike Pence.

yeah, but 99.9% of older females do not look like pic related but are disgusting slobs

you're probably good to go. don't say you're conservative if you're near a university, don't post pictures of yourself flexing, dont make your first picture a group picture, have an interesting bio. If you have any self confidence it's worth a shot.

>Don't post pictures of yourself flexing.

WRONG. If you're ripped, which you need to be if you want to do online dating, you should show off how ripped you are. If you don't have a visible 6 pack, don't even waste your time.

showing your muscles is fine, but literally flexing for a photo is not a good move - most girls will assume you're an asshole meathead (which most are not down with). Having visible muscles is good though.

I am 5'7" though...

that sucks, probably still worth a shot

trap

trap

I see a shitton of 50yo women looksmaxing like that one, my gf included, the main issue is that average women are not very pretty to begin with even in their youth. But body wise I see lots of curvy women who are probably in their 60s judging by faces, wearing tight jeans and shit or having a nice rack that they can present. Really it depends on your looks too and social status of that woman, but because you are 18 or 25 or whatever they gonna cut you a lot of slack.

i know this is a joke but am i the only one who gets sick to my stomach just imagining having an erect penis in the same room as a woman over the age of 35?

>showing your muscles is fine, but literally flexing for a photo is not a good move - most girls will assume you're an asshole meathead (which most are not down with)

Again, WRONG.

Women love asshole meatheads: the more asshole and the more meathead the better. So, if you want women to like you, get on steroids and learn to be a gigantic asshole.

Source: Pic related.

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>go on dating site
>send out 100 messages to different women
>start talking to 2 girls for a week
>decide to meet up for a threesome
I did it, so can you.

>i know this is a joke
Step mom and milf are top searches on porn sites, mature and mom are top searches in eastern europe(where I'm from), it's super common for guys to be attracted to 35+ really, for me anything below 40 are kids larping as experienced women, my fucking cousin is 31 and there is nothing mature about her.

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women prime between 14 and 30 mostly

Why the fuck would you want to fuck shitty roast beef way past its fucking prime

Disgusting, honestly

Start crying on the train after getting fired women will come to you thats how I did it

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Step moms and milfs in porn are literally 26 year old chicks. Peta Jensen, Jessa Rhodes, these girls are young as fuck.
Actually mature women are a bore. "Mature" = tired of the cock carousel = "wanting to settle down" = looking for beta provider.

Plenty are not that young and nobody cares about porn stars anyway, amature is all the rage now. And there is specifically mature category to weed out 20 year old moms.
Actually mature women are cynical, funny and already way past "settling down" phase because they ain't fucking 30.
30 year olds are indeed a bore like I already said.
>cock carousel
We are talking about women with fucking grandchildren, they are not millennials, grew up in far more conservative world. A 50yo lost virginity as a 17yo adult and most likely got pregnant and married the man, a 30yo lost virginity at 15, terminated pregnancy or used contraception, didn't even think about marrying until recently. These are two different generations with little in common, at least where I live.

Why are most girls such plastic bimbo butterfaces?

>dyed hair
>shitskin eyes
>manhands
pass

>fucboi haircut, use product
>ottermod physique
>ask girls out on tinder
>be confident aggressive and adventurous

it really is that simple