I have loli body

I have loli body
Except
I have fucking milf tits
>unliked by guys who are into milfs
>unliked by guys who are into loli looking girls
How fucked am I?

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>self-describes as loli
pure degeneracy
also what's your discord?

What about your pussy? Hairy or smooth?

You're still a woman, so it's still tutorial mode. Also oppai loli is a fetish for w/e fucking reason. I'm not pedo, so I don't know.

What are milf tits?

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Holy shit, that sounds like very big fun.
Sign me up OP, actually nice combo.

Not gonna give my discord
Smooth. I grow barely any body hair, but if I do, I shave

Saggy and veiny cow utters

you're not being fucked at all lolololololololololololololololol

can you at least post your armpits

Something like this
Origan

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You could get a bob lift to become a perfect titcow loli.

A real draph then

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Prove it. You sound perfect.

>How fucked am I
Lots of times if you come back to my place after our date.

Stop!!! That hurts. I can get nothing in this world

>still liked by at least 30% of the male population

Eh, you'll be alright.

Can I get a cuddle, user?

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My boobs aren't saggy. Maybe slightly
Won't post my pics
You're probably from America

>falling for bait this obvious

baka desu

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>calf tits

Stop larping and baiting

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I would love that a lot
Yeah, because no girl can have weird body, sure user, go back to re*dit

You should post on an appropriate thread on /soc/. Or get on tinder. What kind of guy are you looking for anyway?

You're smart. I wouldn't either. Besides, I doubt you live near me, let alone the same country.

>get a bob lift
off thyself, degenerate.

Are you that short big titted European girl who posted a few days ago?

Here you go. I'm tall though so there's more body heat.

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>Yeah, because no girl can have weird body, sure user, go back to re*dit

yes being petite with big tits is such a horrible fate for a woman woe is me ;_____;

fuck off you roleplaying homo

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but how is your ass though

user's point isn't that girls can't have weird body, it's that "small girl with big tits" is not a weird or unattractive body.

Fuck /soc/ and fuck any kind of dating apps
I have a ddlg kink, so probably that explains what kind of guy I'm looking for.

That combination's fine.
It's only where there's loli tits on a milf body that there's a problem.

I didn't say petite nor small body. I said loli body, meaning, I look like I'm 10. But with big tits. Not attractive at all. I've been bullied because of that and I'm still a virgin because of that. I've never been called cute or pretty or hot by any male.

You sound too good to be true. Next you will probably say you are in Europe too.

Yeah, I am. Sorry user
Also fuck America

>I look like I'm 10. But with big tits.

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Be in the UK so we can go for long walks!

Need to see first user

>I didn't say petite nor small body.
>loli body

Lolis are synonymous with those things you retarded larper

>Also fuck America

>tfw no oppai loli gf to hate on the big Satan with together

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So what's the catch then? An oppai loli into ddlg in Europe is more than anyone could ever dream of.

No it's because you're not proving it fagabonanza. Prove you're a girl or get fucked

Shitty as fuck personality. Also I have really chubby cheeks, makes my face look fat. I don't take care of myself as much as I should. Have acne scars (not on face)

>So what's the catch then?
Its obviously larping

why'd you ask how focked you were if you didn't want to get mocked?

i'd hit it if you were real and available, the combination of which is 99.999999999999% likely to be false.

Where in Europe?
If youre my neighbour you're gonna have to post discord so I can mating press you

Tell me your location. If ur close, prove that I can trust u and cute(I have pretty low standarts desu) I could send u a pic of myself with a timestamp

Business trip in Austria, but live in country that neighbours it.
Are we close?

>talks about her tits
>wont post them
fuck off

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OP is not good at roleplaying. This is now an oppai loli thread, post your best oppai loli images.

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Do u look liek me
Do u feel liek me
Do yuo turn into your effigy?

I'm in Austria, rare to find someone here form there or the neighbouring countries. Only person I can remember from the same country was that lesbo who was obsessed with Frozen

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You're not the big tiddy smol user are you tho?

Just came back from Germany. Living in a nearby country.

>You're not the big tiddy smol user are you tho?

Nope me no be oppai loli

If shitty as fuck personality means you're okay with being punished for being a brat in ddlg play, that's great too.

OP probably blew his load and lost interest in the thread by now

3 counties away from Austria.
U should kill yourself kitten

I'd still mating press you tho

>U should kill yourself kitten

meow :'3

thats fucking hot
for me

Send pick or GTFO

Switzerland, user?

Dont know what u mean. I legit know a loli girl from my country with milf tits and she has a bf

You have kik, OP? Mine is pancakes2892.

What's her name? Or what country?
Original of course

Do I look like some kind of roastie to u? Go back to /soc/

You'll make some user super happy oppai-loli- chan

Imagine being this thirsty and retarded.

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user half the thread does, there is no other reason why you would make the thread unless you wanted attention

Dont get me wrong I find it amusing it just doesnt make sense

This, I love you OP

Have I found myself orbiters?

If youre not willing to prove ure a female that makes you immediately a fat ugly cunt male

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>3 countries away from Austria
So one of:

Spain
UK
Norway
Sweden
Lithuania
Belarus
Moldova
Bosnia
Montenegro
Bulgaria
Macedonia

Most likely one of the first 5.

I dont give a fuck what u think incel. I can touch my pussy whenever I want

Probably not. Just oppai lolis are pretty rare in real life so obviously you'd get some attention.

Not if you aren't the same person from last thread. You seem meaner so I don't think you are

U skipped some user
This is irritating me. Let me stay user

H-hey
Meaner?
I'm not. Just tired of being called a trap, larper or baiter.

Sure, no problem. Hopefully one day you'll find someone from Jow Forums to ddlg with.

Thank you. Way too scared of that, but could try

user can I ask why you made the thread I am pretty curious what the end goal is

>Just tired of being called a trap, larper or baiter.

Then stop larping you goddamn faggot

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Ah, I see. I wonder how all of this positive and negative attention will affect you.

he used "fuck" correctly he's american or british you twit
youtu.be/PzIMadIKH-o

I'm lonely. Too fucking lonely. This is the only way, I can get people be even a little bit sweet to me. I feel kinda disgusting for this. I have been lurking for years, never posted anything. Thought this would be a way to finaly communicate without someone seeing me.

you mean you're a fat midget?

You know there's things like Tinder right? Or just meetups? Bars? Or why not Fetlife.

l Iove you!! In an original way.

>using the word "fuck" is so hard

I oddly agree with this

user I know it is weird to ask but do you need a friend? I will care for you just the same

>this is the only way
It's the only way, aside from the other hundreds of ways that you just don't particularly like. At least post your tits, then it's an equal trade and you don't have to feel bad about attentionwhoring.

You do lash out at people pretty easily. So yes you're being kinda mean.

Have u ever seen a fat loli?
I'm too afraid of going outside and I'm strictly against dating apps. I get that this could sound weird but I'm too afraid of getting hurt or losing my virginity without love. So I'm waiting till mariagge
Thank you user, u made my day better, love u too ^.^
I would want a friend, but I'm not ready for that. Friends can also break your heart.
But they are being mean to me too. ;-;

Keep posting threads in the future so I can hear from you!

Sure user! Warm hugs to u. U are nice to me, I appreciate that

dont be afraid user let me love you friend

>I'm waiting till mariagge
Sorry to say but that's not going to fly with any decent guy. Don't think of your virginity as something special, it's only angry autistic incels who place any value on it.

I need to get comfy around here. Years of lurking is far more different from actually talking.
But if I give u my discord to u or anyone, I wouldn't send pics, we could talk (talk not chat) if u want. But not pics