Short (5ft)

I can be your bf. Got a discord or anything?

103lbs. I'm underweight :/

I'll bite.
It's because you don't go out and meet people.
Personally it's the same reason for me and general disinterest in having a relationship even tho I can do literally everything.

quads wasted on thirsty incels
top kek

Nothing wrong with loving xmas you silly goose

Oh also I'm 6 foot 1 with a stable job if that matters.

want a pajeet boyfriend, faggot?

Kik?

Tuna.

>5ft
>Big titties like Mia Khalifa
Your just short and fat my dude. Fat girls who think they have big titties are bad, but short fat girls who think they have big titties and that they aren't fat are the worst. My job has a weird circumstance where I have literally had to deal with hundreds of sub 5'3 girls who refuse to believe their doctors that they are overweight or even obese, just because they think they are just a thicc short girl.

>6 feet
>huge cock (imagine 9.3 inches)
>halls clingy
>great cook

still a virgin though

what's wrong with me

Kik is only for people looking for sex bruh

>103lbs. I'm underweight :/
I literally said my weight earlier baka

I dunno but we're kinda the same. Wanna chill somewhere and talk?

>What's wrong with me? :(
You're not living in my country.
Move out and we could both cook delicious meals together.

Ok, kik? I would be fine with sex.

Did you see this post here

whoops it's wtfisLIFE#1234

Make me dinner and i'll spoon you from behind while you do it.

post tiddie
oregano

bump so the cucks can see :^)

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Please be my waifu

Stfu short stack. Assuming you aren't fat and don't have face like dog, basically any of the losers here would go crazy for a chance with you. But you come here knowing that and ask anyways. Enjoy the (You), then stfu.

Sent. ErYut #6010.

>big titties (think mia khalifa)

so fake hacked up balloons? there's your answer op you did shit backward you're supposed to get the boyfriend THEN get the implants tard

I don't have implants & I should've formulated it better, they're just big :(

ttopkek look at this

fuck what a meanie :(

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soundcloud.com/rainbow_stash/delray-i-just-called

You described your body but yet you said nothing of your face or personality (other than that you're clingy,) Are you a nice person?

This
how is this not original zbzvzgagagsydixj

men dont like trannies.... sorry hoN!

>mfw people are falling for this bullshit

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Hey asswipe, are you from Nibbaland?

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Maybe you're ugly? Or you might have little to no social life?
Or maybe you just have no means to know new people and you just stick to your usual female friend circle?

I found the problem. Though I'd think for 5 foot that isn't that bad.Try going after dudes semi aggressively if you are normally passive, or if normally aggressive try being passive.

being 5ft and 103lbs isnt underweight, it is average. Quit being an attention whore

>alone with lil sis
>she wants to play vidya
>i'm laying on my bean bag
>she says "user, what do i get if i win?" with a dirty smirk on her face

at this point, i start stuttering, not knowing what to say "w-what do you mean, little sis?"

>she sits on my lap and brushes against my dick
>it grows and she smiles at me
>"what's wrong user?"

u know exactly what's wrong you little SHIT

>mad at this point
>fight's on you cunt
>"okay sis, let me smell your panties if i win and i'll let you smell mine if i lose"
>after 2 hours of playing smash on my switch, she gets lucky and wins
>"HAH, i'm the winner!" she screams histerically
>i roll my eyes and wish i could spank her.. such a brat
>"give me your underwear, user"

at this point i've been holding in a huge fart for like half an hour and i want to get my revenge so i let it all out then proceed to take my boxers off and give them to her
>mmmm user, your fragrance is amazing please have my babies

SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES
>queue countryroadstakemehome.webm

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You must have a goddamn ugly face.

I'm 105 pounds at 5'7"
die

What's the point of telling us if you aren't gonna show us?

>>hella clingy, i want attention 24/7
There's your problem.

my mom says im beautiful hmph

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No, she says you're a meanie >: (

>What's wrong with me? :(

the fact you were born with a penis

post tits or gtfo you larping faggot

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oh, it took 55 replies to see someone asking for that