/r9gay/ - #589

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My feet! They are so cold at night! I can't help it! You can't wear socks in bed, the god of comfy will smite you for such a stupid thing.

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>tfw no bf to play hytaIe with all always

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>not wearing thick, clean wool socks to bed
Think, user!

what is hytale user

>put shampoo on my sponge
Ahh, so it's going to be one of those days

That sounds like a good idea but I'm not sure what animal I should get the wool from.

It's not out yet stop saying this every thread

If your feet are cold then you're uncomfy, it's only logical to wear socks you stupid autist

sounds like a cube world ripoff but cube world is dead, so it could actually be pretty cool probably

thanks for putting this game on my radar snon

>wool comes from any animal except sheep/goats/similar
Use the big brain!!!

Why would anyone want to play minecraft?

Get it from a wooly bf!

>can't draw because i can't find tablet pen
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why wouldn't you want to play minecraft user

oh, also, heatwarmers work. thats what i have, its god tier on cold nights

how do i know i'll have a hytale bf once it comes out

How do you know it's even going to be good when it comes out retard

Except sheep? I found some Norweigan sheep socks!

Thanks!

I'll find a sheep bf.

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i want bread but i want a femboy bf more pls help

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>tfw no bf to kiss his cheek while we're cuddling in bed and make him smile

>tfw no art bf
keep doing art! i approve!

It's being funded by Riot Games user it has to be good!!1

I can't imagine it won't be something filled to the brim with microtransactions

i can make bread for you user

>except sheep?
wait, no, i dont know. im sleepy. i meant only from sheep and goats but goats are uncomfy

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I want some bread too...

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can you also be my boyfriend

I don't like goats myself. They have those weird horizontal pupils.

Why are you sleepy? Maybe you should sleep.

the horizontal pupils are cute though

Thanks, it was pretty good, but sadly my kombucha starter experimente did not work so head to add dry yeast like a pleb and it lacked that nice sourdough flavor. Still I want to eat the whole bloomer but I have some self control thankfully

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Did you put butter on it? Nice socks.

why are you guys so weird. someone could post something they have in their room and you'd look for a reflection and probably say their elbow is hot

needs moar crust desu

That sounds lovely user, just reading this made me feel all mushy inside :3

sock user lives in all of us

Looks delicious! I suck at making sourdough, I would bf anyone with a good starter who could reliably make tasty loaves.

to me i just dont like how coarse and wirey their coat is compared to a sheep. it just doesnt get as soft.

also i want to, but its 2 pm here. maybe ill have a quick comfy nap

>tfw thought someone liked me
>tfw they don't really care too much about me nor want to talk with me
>tfw know nothing about them but they know a lot about me
>tfw a fool

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As someone with really hot elbows I don't think this is weird at all.

No but it'd probably be good with butter but I'm vegan faggot
>nice socks
T-Thanks

Have you ever pet a sheep? They smell funny but they are soft.

>vegan
>stuttering
You're already blocked.

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Aw, it made me feel mushy to hear it made you feel mushy :]

I only bake bread like once a month at most and I just let my starter sit in the fridge and it died. I made successful sourdough before but I wasn't prepared. For some reason my family wanted me to make them bread just yesterday

>tfw no bf that sits on my lap while he plays vidya

>tfw no cute latvian bf to cuddle with

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>tfw too sticc to sit on someone's lap comfortably

>tfw no cute leviathan bf to cuddle with

>tfw no bf to sit on my lap while i play vidya

i deliberately chose something as abstract as an elbow because I didn't think someone would think it was hot but here we are

did it have no milk in it then?

I'm not gay but being friends with fags makes me feel like a kid again. Like, I can be friendly and shit without thinking about what I have to say. Unlike with my straight friends where they'll think I'm a fag for being too giddy or something. Which is fine, but it kinda sucks. Fuck them. Problem is, fags think I'm interested in them sexually or vice versa. The vibe instantly changes as soon as I mention that I'm not gay or interested. Why is this? How do I stop this? In fact, I would go as far to say that I'm asexual. I have problems with intimacy and such but I relate to faggots the most. They're the most "chill".

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Go to Jow Forumsbalt, there are tons of latvians who need a bf.

>tfw no sticc bf that would let me rub his back gently while he plays vidya
>tfw this too

>tfw no bf to hold hands and walk around museums and old buildings with

if you need to talk to anyone i'm here for you user

make it clear from the get go and then be friendly with them anyway, I personally would be much more comfortable with a straight person being like that than another gay one just because I wouldn't want them to be interested in me

thanks user, I'd love to have a relationship like this and feel this kind of intimacy :3

No, just flour, water, salt, (dead) sourdough starter, yeast, a small amount of kombucha and sugar

tfw no stick bf to rub the ribs of. Visible and feelable ribs are nice, i love rubbing mine at night pretending it's a cuteboy

I thought I'd just let you know that I found some nice Alpaca BED socks.

They are on order from Amazon PRIME and will be with me tomorrow before 9PM.

Cold feet are a thing of the past.

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I'd be friends with you user, sounds like it'd be nice to have a platonic relationship with a comfy straight boy

It would be nice if straight guys weren't so afraid of coming off as gay

sock user is the cutest boy and i want to hold him very close and buy him socks as random gifts all the time

i thought wanna think about your piggie toes undeservingly wrapped in smooth, soft socks

Don't call him sock user. That's not the real sock user of old.

doesn't matter to me he is a cute sock bf all the same

Are you by any chance in Europe and liked an American boy's fingers holding pickles?

who /prisongay/ here? where we at bros? will you dump your bf once a girl comes along

Pls do not respond to the post above me

what about the post below you?

No you're good, be my bf

i am an american boi and i happen to need a sock bf.
are you available for our wedding tomorrow

That sounds very generous.

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I'm not sure if I like boys I just like the people in this general

already paid for the whole ceremony it will be tomorrow at the sock emporium

Should I let my hair grow long?

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how long is it now?

>tfw no below average height scandinavian bf to enjoy the upcoming rainy seasons with

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I really want a good pet name for my fembf, but I cant think up of any because im a brainlet, has to be animal related, preferably cat or rabbit.

has to be really cute too.

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It is something like this.
I'm not a cute girl tho.

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looks like you've already got it at a really cute length user

I wanted it at the vet.

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what about kitten/kitty or bunny?

imagine getting married around all the cute animals...
sorry it's already scheduled. I do own a chinchilla and i could bring him along

Ok, that makes me somewhat happy. >w>
But i wanted it long like this, should i do it?

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Really? Is it soft?

I prefer it as it already is user

way way way too common.

I was thinking kitten if I really had nothing.

I could also use food, preferably a sweet. no, not cookie or muffin.

What if i want an effeminate boy / femboy but wouldnt fuck a woman ; whats that called

damn right user he's even softer than your cute socks
they have the softest and densest fur of any animal

Ah, it's so snowy and cold outside!
My little bare feet are chilly!!

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Why does everyone have bare feet? They're vulnerable to kisses.

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Wow. Are you bullying me?

would you like me to rub my hands over them and help you warm up?

I guess i'll leave it like this then, thanks user.

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>They're vulnerable to kisses.
That's the point, user.

>tfw rocking two pairs of thick socks but my feet are still cold
at least its cool in summer in my room

They're just so pale and smooth!
Soft and toootally~ hairless!!
What should I do about this user?!

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