so how much of a normie are you?
So how much of a normie are you?
Wow I guess i'm a robot afterall!
im a bizarre cyborg amalgamation or something i think
How do you do none of that shit and still get laid? Doesnt make any sense wtf
also im clearly retarded
heres the actual card
Luck, plus getting a girl who is as mentally ill as me at the hospital and finding comfort in each other. Not fat tho and a skeleton, but really out of shape. Maybe things would be different if I was fat?
When having a job is easier than jumping through the hoops for NEETbux
Oorriiggiinnaallllyy, these are my results
>parents made me play sports
>go to church
>mom is a girl
Not bad almost got not fat one too but it says in good shape and that isn't true
welp looks like i tick a lot of them bixes
Phew, that was close originally
Are you gonna leave now or what?
this is our board now, freak
Why would I leave? I didn't get bingo
If Discord counts, I originally guess.
fuCK YOU i DO WHAT i WANT REE
literally none except for drugs
Phoneposted and retarded
im surprised at how many things normalfags actually do
Wow. You are a normal girl. Fuck off, slut.
am i a robot? I've only had sex with prostitutes lol
I can't check any of them. Is this a good or a bad thing?
So close, shame I'm fuck ugly.
>roast has to be known so much that she needs to change the whole chart to suit her
>not just one, but TWO charts
Holy fucking shit I despise you
>played football when I was 12
>held a bday party when I was 11 in mcdonalds
>people compliment my eyes and eyelashes - thing I cant control
trust me, once i see a vagina irl i will take my leave
im feel like a weird one
>had a job now neet
>not fat but not good shape at all
Assuming I am a girl. There are no girls on Jow Forums
Getting more then 2 means you should go back to plebbit
the failed kind
At least I have my family
I did play football (soccer) in 1st grade for one season but never after that so I thought I wouldn't count that
14/25. I have ascended above Jow Forums. Heading to Instagram now. Bye friends.
you're actually disgusting
Yes bot this isn't spam and also very orignig
15/25. I'm off to Instagram too :)
Not even unhappy that much
asdfasdadd
Fucking hell, I can only cross out one of these.
Oreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeginall
Looks like i got work to do
Well, I guess they call me a failed normie, neither the bot or society wants me
Sometimes I wonder how I haven't killed a bunch of people yet.
Forgot to post my results.
It's pretty bad, but not that bad. But still bad.
Am I winning, lads?
True robots, everyone else leave
textless posts big nono on sudanese stamp collecting board
Wow, I'm actually 24% normalfag.
Lost virginity to a prostitute.
Premarital sex is a sin, have fun in hell.
I am close to be the original normalfag
The birthday party was when I was like... 9 or 10 idk
Was pretty shit too
Tried weed once and it was absolute garbage.
All of my complements are for my fashion sense and not any kind of beauty (I'm chubby).
Also I was the innocent punching bag of the friends group. They kept me around for that reason and I was naive enough to think that they were my friends.
I'm sexually stunted I guess
My mom threw my 8th birthday party. It was before I was ruined.
am I better if most of the ones I didn't do were because I choose not to do them?
:(
bingeringo
scary close
Nice. Do I win a prize? wew
so many normalshits in this thread
Wasn't even close to getting one
My mom is a girl so does that count?
we dont have prom or those shits were i'm from, i can keep an conversation easly just dont small talk or start it myself ... i' dont realy held birthday parties i just say were i'm going that night and anyone who wants to come can go, never asked my parents if they are proud of me i dont really care, i just wish for them to be happy. not 5 but at least 3 sexual partners does that count?
guess i'm a little bit of a chad after all
oh i forget about the funeral but thats another checked box
I did drugs and used to deliver mail when I was 13.
I kinda had sex, but don't think I ever lost my virginity.
Shit I got so close on two directions.
My mom has low expectations of me
I'm a fag though. The bottom right corner would have been filled if you had said "someone" instead of "girls"
>played soccer as a kid
>decently strong, but not shredded
>literally sat and browsed r9k during that party waiting for the right moment to say im going home
im just waiting for the end desu
I prefer the term normalfriend.
Not the worst (I hope)
I'm pretty much a failed normie.