So how much of a normie are you?

so how much of a normie are you?

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Wow I guess i'm a robot afterall!

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im a bizarre cyborg amalgamation or something i think
How do you do none of that shit and still get laid? Doesnt make any sense wtf

also im clearly retarded
heres the actual card

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Luck, plus getting a girl who is as mentally ill as me at the hospital and finding comfort in each other. Not fat tho and a skeleton, but really out of shape. Maybe things would be different if I was fat?

When having a job is easier than jumping through the hoops for NEETbux

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Oorriiggiinnaallllyy, these are my results

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>parents made me play sports
>go to church
>mom is a girl
Not bad almost got not fat one too but it says in good shape and that isn't true

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welp looks like i tick a lot of them bixes

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Phew, that was close originally

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Are you gonna leave now or what?

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this is our board now, freak

Why would I leave? I didn't get bingo

If Discord counts, I originally guess.

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fuCK YOU i DO WHAT i WANT REE

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literally none except for drugs

Phoneposted and retarded

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im surprised at how many things normalfags actually do

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Wow. You are a normal girl. Fuck off, slut.

am i a robot? I've only had sex with prostitutes lol

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I can't check any of them. Is this a good or a bad thing?

So close, shame I'm fuck ugly.

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>roast has to be known so much that she needs to change the whole chart to suit her
>not just one, but TWO charts
Holy fucking shit I despise you

>played football when I was 12
>held a bday party when I was 11 in mcdonalds
>people compliment my eyes and eyelashes - thing I cant control

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trust me, once i see a vagina irl i will take my leave

im feel like a weird one

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>had a job now neet
>not fat but not good shape at all

Assuming I am a girl. There are no girls on Jow Forums

Getting more then 2 means you should go back to plebbit

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the failed kind

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At least I have my family

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I did play football (soccer) in 1st grade for one season but never after that so I thought I wouldn't count that

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14/25. I have ascended above Jow Forums. Heading to Instagram now. Bye friends.

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you're actually disgusting

Yes bot this isn't spam and also very orignig

15/25. I'm off to Instagram too :)

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Not even unhappy that much

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asdfasdadd

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Fucking hell, I can only cross out one of these.

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Oreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeginall

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Looks like i got work to do

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Well, I guess they call me a failed normie, neither the bot or society wants me

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Sometimes I wonder how I haven't killed a bunch of people yet.

Forgot to post my results.

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It's pretty bad, but not that bad. But still bad.

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Am I winning, lads?

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True robots, everyone else leave

textless posts big nono on sudanese stamp collecting board

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Wow, I'm actually 24% normalfag.

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Lost virginity to a prostitute.

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Premarital sex is a sin, have fun in hell.

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I am close to be the original normalfag

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The birthday party was when I was like... 9 or 10 idk
Was pretty shit too

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Tried weed once and it was absolute garbage.

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All of my complements are for my fashion sense and not any kind of beauty (I'm chubby).
Also I was the innocent punching bag of the friends group. They kept me around for that reason and I was naive enough to think that they were my friends.

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I'm sexually stunted I guess

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My mom threw my 8th birthday party. It was before I was ruined.

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am I better if most of the ones I didn't do were because I choose not to do them?


:(

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bingeringo

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scary close

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Nice. Do I win a prize? wew

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so many normalshits in this thread

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Wasn't even close to getting one
My mom is a girl so does that count?

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we dont have prom or those shits were i'm from, i can keep an conversation easly just dont small talk or start it myself ... i' dont realy held birthday parties i just say were i'm going that night and anyone who wants to come can go, never asked my parents if they are proud of me i dont really care, i just wish for them to be happy. not 5 but at least 3 sexual partners does that count?
guess i'm a little bit of a chad after all
oh i forget about the funeral but thats another checked box

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I did drugs and used to deliver mail when I was 13.
I kinda had sex, but don't think I ever lost my virginity.

Shit I got so close on two directions.

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My mom has low expectations of me

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I'm a fag though. The bottom right corner would have been filled if you had said "someone" instead of "girls"

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>played soccer as a kid
>decently strong, but not shredded
>literally sat and browsed r9k during that party waiting for the right moment to say im going home

im just waiting for the end desu

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I prefer the term normalfriend.

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Not the worst (I hope)

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I'm pretty much a failed normie.

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