Problem only Jow Forums people know

problem only Jow Forums people know.

>want to fap but its Training day.
>have a big ammount of nude muscular man saved on the PC (no homo)

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>Most of my clothes are workout gear.

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>coming to Jow Forums

Who is this semen demon?

>go to gym
>its penis inspection day

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I'm jacking off in the gym and sending nude pics while lifting to tinderthots
Homegym masterrace

I don't even lift for women, it's just fun

>am gay

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>10pm but still havent met daily protein amount

Eating but not hungry.

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>want to fap but its Training day.
There is literally nothing wrong with this. I used to think this meme was true, but then eventually one time I fapped before working out and there was zero impact on my performance in the gym. It's fine.

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Sauce please

my sister.

Cmon man don’t be a dick

Creatine shits.
I mean, I like to talk about it, because not only does it imply I care about my body, it also give inside knowledge that proves I'm actually using it.

>Having to wash twice as many pairs of underwear because you train before work and aren't putting the sweaty ones back on your freshly showered cock and balls.

Homo checked

I don't get them.

Just keep the old ones when you go work out, and switch to new ones after you work out, autist.

>go to gym and shit post for 45 minutes instead of lifting a single weight

>this shitty gym hasn't bought new stuff in decades and dumbells have lost all the grip

Based

>Having to constantly pay the gym necromancer tribute so he can keep watch on the manlet pit.

i want to drink 300mg caffeine before work but i already took 300mg before my workout and i dont want to die

pussy

It's called backwards image search dude

YOLO

I think you'll find it's called reverse image search but whatever ...

>not masturbating before working out

>choker
>cut on her thigh
Like me white goth chicks with daddy issues

>Not fapping an hour after the gym for maximum T spike
Never gonna make it

Depends on the person
As soon as i nut, i'm good for a nap,eating and generally doing nothing productive.

B T F O

I found to have more success finding sauce using backwards image search. But whatever works for u dude

But if pic related, you're at least making the right choices.

Checked. Now you really mean “off” or are you just edging like a degenerate? Because I want to know if that works.

Sends the wrong message.

did you fuck her already?
imagine those gains

>fapping in between sets
I need to try that

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I eat 70% of my calories after 8pm, on the verge of barfing every other night

>Doing impromptu nofap because I think I edged a bit too much one sesh
>Been on it for about 4 days now
>Don't feel much difference

Feels meh man

Has been easier to get hard though so I guess that's something

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/thread

Benefits from nofap dont kick in till about a week you'll start to get more energy and shit

my favorite lift is heavy squats
my least favorite part of lifting is warming up for squats

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I love pale girls when you slit the throat the blood looks amazing incredible gwuow in contrast to the skin of her formula.
But I think her pt cruiser is sexier than her and it requires ock my cock in the muffler pt cruiser muff hunter I put the shifter in my ass and now I'm ok

Based schizo poster

more like phoneposter, but ok
>capital letters for each new sentence
>random misspellings
>"i" is capitalized

How do you warm up for your squats, user?

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>Capital letters for each new sentence
>Capitalizing I
>Phone posting
Is this bait or do you unironically believe people should type like retards

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Stop showing off how new you are you weird faggot
>lurk AND leave

>6 years on this shit hole
>Some zoomer thinks because I don't type like a newfag he belongs here more than I do
Suck my dick bubba

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>300mg caffeine before my workout

goddamn i'm jelly. Wish I could do this, but even 50mg nowadays will blow my hemorrhoids out of control

Take a bronkaid and 200mg before gym, then 200mg and a bronkaid before work, if they're 4 hours a part.

Or just break the caffeine habbit and not be a slave

you're retarded

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>tfw i work night shifts atm
>my caffeine consumption is through the roof
>a gram is fucking nothing to me
>in addition start adding DMAA pills to my preworkout
>i will probably die soon
help

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What? Since when does caffeine cause constipation? It usually has the opposite effect

It's an inverted image expedition, you plebs.

Sauce on this brapper?

wish i knew.

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>ab wheel is wearing a groove in my carpet

/thread

It doesn't. But the vasodilation combined with the pressure from valsalva maneuvers creates the perfect storm.
Last time I lifted on caffeine my asshole hurt 24/7 for 2 weeks

Unathletic egirls make me so fucking hard something about that winged eyeliner fuckk

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Can we at least put jews in the yes column?

>Incredible body dysmorphia and hatred of fat fucks (women) who love their bodies despite the fact they should fucking hate themselves

>feel small everytime I check myself, but keep checking myself
>get a pump to feel less small

Went by dumpstergoth then gin_mother

Some pics still floating around if you look hard enough

I actually noticed that cumming 2 hours before going to the gym improves my performance