>mom utilized the urethra utensils
Mom utilized the urethra utensils
Grayson Bennett
Juan Gray
>Dad decalibrated the dick dimension
Lads, its over...
Colton Moore
I'm struggling to understand what in God's Holy anus that's supposed to mean
Henry Sanchez
>Aunt activated the anal accelerator
Oliver Sullivan
>cousin cleaned the cunt controller
Lincoln Myers
What is this retarded nigger meme even called?
Owen Parker
Uncle found the cum cupboard
Jackson Walker
>Stepdad slipped on the smegma sanctum
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Parker Robinson
>wife's son found the testicle-destroyer
Landon Hernandez
granny grabbed my gooch
Isaac Cook
>mom found the foreskin restorer
Nolan Morales
>mom found the tonsil st0ne patty
Nathan Rogers
>mom raided my closet last night
>found the deniggeration station AND my cocksock
Adrian Harris
>dad destroyed the dick dispenser
Mason Cruz
>Archbishop arrived at the anal auditorium
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
guys help how can I blame this on someone else?
Ayden Perez
>mom found the colon breaker
I never thought it would fucking come to this bros
Juan Walker
They found the dehydration station
Carson Allen
>Mom found my homemade fleshlight.
Gabriel Gray
>dad discovered the dong dinosaur
David Murphy
Uncle Peter passed the penis planetarium
Asher White
>the community has sullied the chromosome rift
Jonathan Young
>chad solved the cum conundrum
Years of work, all for naught.
Leo Wood
mom found the prostate annihilator
Isaiah Ramirez
wifes boyfriend conjured the cum concubine
Grayson Russell
> cousin collided with the creampie canoe and conceived
Jordan Parker
>The authorities have ascertained the location of the alchemy ark
Joseph Phillips
Dad diddled the dick derangement
Matthew Nelson
>stepmother set sail for the semen sanctuary
Jaxson Rodriguez
father found the friendly fuck truck