Why haven’t you taken the Salami pill yet Jow Forums?
>almost no cards
>about as much protein per gram as fat
>fucking delicious
>Keeps forever
Why haven’t you taken the Salami pill yet Jow Forums?
Cooper Nguyen
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Colton Gonzalez
But I have
Alexander Thomas
I literally eat a whole salami sausage when bulking
God-tier food
Owen Parker
Because I took salamipill years ago before you were even born you gay kid.
Youre probably a nasty nordoid appropriating MedChad cultural foods.
Julian Ramirez
but the gubment told me cured meats are bad
Austin Robinson
1500% of your daily intake of sodium
Jace Davis
Gonna make it
NGMI
Nathan Cook
It's not very healthy actually. I usually get a sick burning feel in my mouth, and a lot of acne, when I eat too much of it. It's fine once in a while but your day to day foods should be cleaner. I agree it's delicious though.
Jeremiah Martin
I'm from Northern New Jersey and grew up in a single parent household with an Italian-American extended family. I've forgotten more about Salami/cold cuts than most Americans will ever know.
Kevin Thomas
Processed meat causes cancer
Andrew Jenkins
just drink more water bro
Easton Rodriguez
the daily recommended intake is so low that it would be safer to take that amount 10 times then to follow it.
Kayden Barnes
It's super fatty and super salty. But p good. Something to eat occasionally, not as a staple.
Gabriel Williams
biltong master race, reporting in
David Taylor
Sodium levels
Owen Lewis
Based
Christopher Morgan
Kielbasa is better
Jason Baker
Big facts, especially on the grill. Slightly burnt casing + juicy inside mmmmmm
Brayden Rodriguez
is this bait? salami is fucking garbage lol. if youre gonna eat a processed meat eat liver sausage because that is a nutrient dense superfood.
Leo Robinson
Because salami is a one way ticket to BLEEDING ASS CITY.
Every time I eat salami I have a shit that tears my FUCKING ANAL FISSURE OPEN. It doesn't even look like a period, it looks like I slit a motherfucking baby's throat and let it bleed out into the toilet. It's like I had a goddamn coathanger abortion into the toilet, and I'm a MAN. Then I have to put fucking preparation H on my asshole and hope I don't have to shit again before I year the scab open and endure another week of painful bleeding shits.
And I feel it too. The shit is so dense and massive, like a depth charge. It's almost as if the salami passes undigested through me. The head of it is large and round and I don't have enough stretch in my asshole to get it out.
Fuck salami. Genoese shit.
Cooper Perry
not really lmao and you need to equal that amount in potassium unless you want to die of a heart attack at 40.. so that would be like 100 bananas a day
Jason Howard
>unironically says superfood
Not gonna make it
Gabriel Allen
Adrian Anderson
Jesus Christ what kind of faggotry is this?
Chase Kelly
>almost no cards
blasphemy
Carter Perry
Yeah, I always love salami, until I'm halfway to finishing the pound I got from the deli and I feel like fucking dying.
Colton Bailey
Xavier Wilson
Not that guy but I’m from north nj too and Italians are annoying. I eat pasta and “Italian” food but who actually likes that “my uncle is connected now I’m going to yell at you with a thick “jersey” accent” bulllllshit
Jacob Cook
salt is great if you are sweating a lot.. notice how the most sodium intake is in asia?? hmm wonder where the most sweatshops are.. if they dont eat more salt they die
Dylan Rogers
I'm with you bro. I was probably the only person in my HS class who thought the sopranos made us all look like a bunch of idiots. My grandfather didn't drive an ice truck at 14 years old so we'd idolize lazy criminals.
James Howard
fuck yeah
Jace King
Should i be worried about my cards?
Noah Robinson
Thx for the daily dose of dudebro science. WTF I hate salami now !
William Stewart
t. non-white
Angel Harris
You wouldn't have that problem if you used a squat plug.
Nolan Hill
Well, you have a pair of fours. Not strong, but I've won with worse.
Noah Nguyen
What a coincidence, this literally happened to me a week ago.
>really like salami
>favorite pizza is salami pizza
>I often snack on salami during a movie or playing vidya because it's compact and calorie dense
>be at the gym
>after every set I grab a salami out of my gym bag and take a bite
>have gained 5 pounds within 2 weeks
> the owner of the gym comes up to me and gestures for me to take out my earbuds (was listening to Sabaton for maximum gains)
>says I'm stinking up the place
>he's a dyel vegan faggot and is probably just assblasted because I'm eating meat
>point at the Indian dude and say he's stinking up the place as well
>he's stunned for a second
>tells me to leave his gym
>it was my backup gym anyway so w/e
>tell him I'm gonna finish my workout first
>do some squats
>always held in my salami farts out of courtesy
>that courtesy is gone now
>let loose as I go ass to the grass
>be spread wide open and the gas can freely leave my anus
>could do 7 extra reps this way since I no longer have to focus on clenching my butt
>finish my set
>look around me
>the entire gym is empty
>except for Indian bro who's listening to music on his headphones
>he gives me a thumbs up
>mfw
Logan Hernandez
Chase Myers
based and salmipilled
Christian Richardson
>>almost no cards
what?
Eli Jenkins
>point at the Indian dude and say he's stinking up the place as well
Fucking lost it
Blake Young
I forced your mom to take the salamipill if you know what I mean.
Charles Jones
I chuckled.
Benjamin Howard
Probably meant carbs
Owen Baker
Yikes