Have girlfriend

>have girlfriend
>sleep quality is worse
>frequently tired as a result
>make less progress and be tempted to skip workouts entirely
>throws a tantrum if you have any kind of dietary requirements and wants to drink all the time
>mental health is worse due to fatigue and emotional stress from dealing with woman bullshit
>fuck sometimes but even then you have to do all the work because all women are lazy

Compare this to:
>be single
>get the whole bed to myself (share with catbros, obviously)
>wake up refreshed
>smash workouts, feeling great during and after
>have a nutritious diet without needing to put up with another person trying to dissuade for their own egocentric reasons
>happier and feel better on average
>not getting into arguments and getting enough sleep
>jack off before sleepy time

Gains goblin free is the way to be

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Let me preface this by saying that it’s my body, and I do what I want to with it. Only God may judge me. Fuck any haters!

I’m an escort, or a call girl if you must, and I’m ruthless with who I accept as clients. I only sleep with someone if they are on a similar level of intelligence, highly successful in business or if they are extremely good looking. That way I can be sure that I am not lowering myself in any way. If you aren’t at the top of your game, or are full of negativity and complaints, why would I accept your money to fuck me?


I've cut out two or three different friend groups and a few family members (including my father) because of how negative, bitter and cynical they are. I don't want that shit in my life.

I don't drink alcohol and rarely go out drinking, spend very little money on clothes, I don't have a car and use public transport. This means I save a lot of money while being able to eat high quality, nutritious food without having to cook every day as it takes a long time.

I go to counseling / therapy and have went for years and spend a lot of time on self care / introspection. This means I get insight on my problems and learn how to have a positive mindset and why I think the way I think. I think everybody could benefit from therapy, it's the people who think they don't need therapy are the ones you need to worry about.

I don’t waste time on small talk, you know why you’re paying me, and I’m charging high by the hour, I’m talking more than $50 per hour here, so I don’t want people wasting my time. A lot of people consider me to be a quiet and Mousey girl, and I conform to those restrictions since they suite me just fine.
A lot of people, mainly virgins, call me a roastie, but fuck them. Actually I’m not, so it’s even more painful for them.

Tits or gtfo

Cope the post, if you can't balance a gf and being fit then you're wasting too much time doing a third thing (like Jow Forums)

Nice pasta

If your girlfriend isn't enhancing your life, then you shouldn't have that girlfriend.

What is your point ?

ew ur actually a whore and u wont even accept it.

According to the sleep tracker I wear, I get anywhere from 20-30% more deep and REM sleep when my GF sleeps over, and in the morning we hit the gym together. Sorry you shacked up with a gains goblin.

I did and now my life is better.

That's good. I'm happy for you, user. I hope to have a good relationship but I"m going to focus on being single for now.

>catbros
enjoy your toxoplasmosis gondii

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based
meanwhile all the niggas on here lifting weights so they can get pussy LEL

Nice (copied and pasted) blog post

>have gf
>sleep deeper and longer
>not tempted to smoke weed every night (which I do 90% of the time when she’s not around)
>bust fat nuts in her pussy every night, we love having sex multiple times a day
>feel loved and supported in everything I do
I’ll give you the food, if I had a stricter diet it’d be tough, but since I’m permabulking (skellington here) I can eat whatever, and sometimes even finish her leftovers. I fucking love my gf so much

>get gf
>sleep awful (my bed is too small)
>sex is shit can't feel a thing
>the entire experience was incredibly banal
>i don't love her
>i can' t love anyone
>i wish I was a virgin again where i was ignorant on how alienated I am from normal humanity

>wants to drink all the time
If your woman does this, run. Alcoholic women are cancer and she will completely fail you and your kids in the long run.

BAIL.

My ex:
>picky eater, unwilling to learn to cook, only wanted Taco Bell and the only reason she wasn't fat was because of her small appetite
>would acted skeptical and grossed out by any unfamiliar home cooked food
>would complain if I didn't drink with her and would get shitfaced every time she got drunk
>said exercise was "pointless because it just makes you tired"
>lived with me, would be a pouty cunt if I left the house to do anything that didn't include her (like lifting)
>would call and text me incessantly if I stayed at the gym longer than normal to ask when I was coming home
>would cry about fucking everything, always needed my emotional support to a point that was exhausting
>would get winded walking up gentle slopes, impossible to do any physical activity with
I dumped her for being such a goblin. My new gf:
>willing to try any food, appreciates my macro-focused home cooking
>can hang out on her own, doesn't mind hanging out at my apartment by herself while I lift
>ex-fatty, health and diet conscious as a result
>has physically active hobbies
>doesn't complain when I don't drink during cutting cycles
Choose the right woman and violently reject goblins the moment they reveal their goblin nature.

This is very low quality bait.

Fuuuuuuccckkkkkk I know that feel
>be 21
>have had a couple gfs but it never escalated to sex
>haven't had a strong crush on any girl since I was 16
>friends introduce me to some 7/10 roastie last summer
>they tell me how much she likes me and won't stop talking about me when I'm gone
>I just kind of half-assedly start dating her because she's there and she wants me
>We fuck, she takes my virginity and didn't even know I was a virgin
>I feel no emotion, I can't even cum
>TFW virginity gone
>Feels like nothing has changed
>It was supposed to be a big moment but literally nothing changed and I'm mad about it
>We break up later because she was an annoying mentally ill gainz goblin desperate for the validation that she didn't deserve
>I feel hollow, I wish I was a virgin again
>I miss the feeling I used to get when I was in highschool and felt that intesnse desire to be with a girl I had a crush on
>Still single
>I sometimes fuck random roasties and stacys whenever I can, not because I like it but because I want my friends to think I'm a Chad
>I still haven't had an orgasm during sex
>Still hollow
God I would do anything to be a teenage khv again. My oneitis left me to get back with her ex when I was 17 and ever since then I have felt nothing for women, not love not lust. I feel like every sexual and romantic act I take part in is part of a huge sham to look normal.
Hold me bros.

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hey, at least you had oneitis and stuff, I only ever had one minor crush and I'm not sure what that was

Someone please explain what makes us lose the ability to feel authentic desire for women. I want to feel it but I can't. I'm otherwise a pretty mentally healthy guy, I feel happiness when I make achievements in school and in the weight room, I laugh and have fun with my friends, I enjoy my hobbies and I feel real love for my family but in regards to women I'm only 21 but already a complete empty husk about.

lmao thot in denial

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Less than 50 percent of people that have it actually display symptoms and all those symptoms do (unless you have the worst immune system in the universe) is make you like cats more

I dunno, personally I think I never had any authentic desire, just a mirage. Or it could be low T, I checked it during fall and it was at like 400 ng/dl.

I'm unironically going to get my T checked because I feel like something went terribly wrong.

oh you betcha, my bodyshape is pathetic and I'm a total coward.

>Choose the right woman and violently reject goblins the moment they reveal their goblin nature.
Trying to achieve this. Given people the benefit of the doubt too many times only to get burned. Need to trust my instincts more, they're always right when it comes to women.