A genie grants you the following wish:

A genie grants you the following wish:

>You can become any celeb you wish for one full day

Who would you choose and what would you do?

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Leonardo Di caprio

Obviously and originally to get as much pussy in one day as humanly possible.

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some Chad celeb, so i can operate his dick and breed that fertile Aryan Goddess.

I would take the form of almost any A-lister and mail a large, but not immediately noticeable, sum of money to my real self.

whoever is richest, would buy bitcoin and transfer it all to an address in my control

Probably Oprah. Draw out as much cash from the bank as I can get away with and stash it somewhere that I can find it later. I figure Oprah has enough sway in her life that nobody would stop me from doing something so obviously crazy. Even better, there's probably an assistant with all the codes who I can tell to do it for me, so I don't even need to be able to access her memories to get the money.

I'd choose whichever one has killed themself.

Probably Taylor and then rawdog as much bbc as I can

Fuckin operah. You're gonna wake up in your mansion rich as fuck and that shits all gaudy, you're going to probably bang some lesbian. Just a normal day or something.

Trump. I would declare NE, build wall, and fuck Melania.

Saltine cracker.