/mommy general/

>want to be a mommy
>twiggy and sick looking
>praying for thiccness in 20ish years
we're all gonna make it

he's very wealthy

used to chat with one dude whose mother was working as prostitute.
that dude was crazy in head.

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Yeah I'm not exactly normal myself. I never actually met my mom though, she dropped my older brother and I off with my dad and skipped town when I was just a baby.

so if dad is wealthy, why did your real mom just not stick with him?
my situation is opposite btw. Dad is wealthy but knocked up mom when she was 19. even though mom is hot as fuck, dad thinks he could have fucked around a lot more if not for the marriage.

When I heard her getting railed on the couch whilst I was halfway up the stairs

When she started molesting me

who was the penetrator?

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Didn't know. Small town alcoholic with men who were nameless to me more often than not

how does it feel with that sort of environment?
even though i would love to see slut side of mother, i am thankful that she is loyal as fuck and parents are together

It was pretty unusual, this really got bad when I was 11-13. Right when sex was something I was starting to understand. Some things you never really unhear, your own mothers drunken moaning being one

bad luck for you desu
i have seen my parents fuck twice when i was young. i can never forget the lust on mom's face. angel no more.

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Oh I heard it a few times. Older sister wasn't even as bad. Remember one time I headed downstairs to watch some cartoons when I saw her and someone passed out on the couch

When i saw her browser history and she was searching for porn with "big cocks on tiny pussies" and "mature lesbian sex"

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is she imagining big cocks for your sister's tiny pussy?

I don't have a sister,but she does search a lot of teengirls porn,maybe she self insert because she is really short (like 5'1)

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Go on her computer and search mom/son porn and let her find it

never
she divorced and I waited for her bf to arrive and try to buy me with gifts but the bf didn't exist
fuck this

I've never seen or heard her have sex and she has never mentioned anything about sex to me. On the table next to her bed she has a bottle of lube so I assume that she masturbates sometimes.

>I can't help but feel as though my stepmom kind of resented my existence.
damn imagine constantly triggering some boomer normie just by existing

I was planning on doing that but i am too much of a pussy

That's why I don't mess with women who have kids. I know some dudes don't give a shit, but I don't want to be another in string of men that fuck up some poor kid's head. If you're gonna fuck random men don't do it in front of your kids.

i bet she imagines raunchiest of stuff and then goes back to being sexless in front of you

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I don't even blame them. Most were out of their minds when they came, and those who weren't she probably didn't even tell. I remember my older sister kept her in line for a bit, but once she left there was nothing to stop her

Why didn't your sister take you?

She went to live with her father for a little while. He wasn't mine, and I suppose he didn't want a reminder of his ex wife's affairs living with him

Sorry you had such a piece of shit mom user.

I don't really blame her too much either in all honesty. Her life was a sad pile of shit before even my sister turned up, and it didn't get much better. It's the fact my sister is turning out even worse than bothers me.

That sounds pretty hot. I have a crush on her because she is so nice to me and she is also good looking. I'm considering telling her one day how I feel about her.

>It's the fact my sister is turning out even worse than bothers me.

She didn't have a positive role model in her life. The fact that your sister turned out like a slut is the reason is because your mom was a whore. Kids mimic their parents unfortunately.

i dont think thats a good idea.
she will just act prude, throw you out and go back to rubbing her pussy intensely m8

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True, being around the sluttiest of girls as a formative kid leaves quite the fetishes.

Just wish the sex-manic personality rubbed off on me, ha

it was a complicated situation, but basically she was insane.

I know it sounds like a bad idea. But I've always been very close to her so I don't even think she would be that surprised if I told her. I remember back when I was five or six I would want to kiss her all the time. I also used to tell her that I wanted to marry her. She always seemed amused by that.

Cause you were 5

>tfw you go inside your mom's brain and see that she just wants to become young and an insta thot

Anything more recent than that?

If you two aren't flirty now I doubt you'll ever be.

When she left my dad as a baby then tried to steal me from him so I could live off crackers and cheese in a cat shit filled apartment.
Thank god for my previously heavy drug addicted father, honestly changed when I was born.

So you and your mon are stranded on an island with no hope.
How long before you both get lewd or you jump on her?

When she only wants Chadson.

>When she left my dad as a baby
hmmmm......

Iove knows no boundaries

I love the brother chad concept.
People love the idea of mom going slut mode, but also want to hide it.
So they keep it within the family with the invention of chad brother.

Hitting for motherly love

is there a chance that in any of her lewd fantasies, your mother thinks about you pumping her?

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It's an even more fucked up scenario

Not you, only her Chad son.

If she doesn't have a Chad son, she imagines herself with one.

>you have to order food online cause your mother is going rough with your bro and they cant be bothered

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My mom knows I'm well hung (probably more hung than my dad from what I gather) she started calling me big guy after she caught me jerking off and has been calling me that for years
I fucked one of my sister, cuddled lewdly with the other, fucked my step sister, fucked my cool wine aunt (hand cuffs and brutal spanking involved she's kinky as fuck) , and fucked my step mom. Why is my family so degenerate?

I used to think incest was unrealistic an almost never happens. It's probably kind of rare, but if you're attractive and take some kind of initiative, with how degenerate women have becomes these days incest is really not that out there
At like 6 foot even I'm the tallest guy in my family of average and short people so I was the guy who all the women would compliment ''you're so tall and handsome''
And like a dark triad piece of shit I was competitive as fuck and made sure to mog other family members and their partners in front of the women in my family

>Why is my family so degenerate?

Assuming you aren't lying, it's because your family is a bunch of low impulse control apes. Fucking a step sibling/parent is weird enough, but if you're fucking blood you need to kill yourself.

when she let me dry hump between her legs when she was talking to my grandma on the phone

Actual incest is rare, but GSA probably happens in 90% of all households.

cousin stuff is the most you will get desu irl.

What is GSA,

>mfw mommy tells me she and Chadson are expecting a baby

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I think its' because everyone in my family is like an autist (high IQ but social awkward) so all the women are always dating beta manlets and shit, even the hot ones like my sister who is one of those nerdy gamer weeb girls that used to browse Jow Forums
And I'm like the one guy in my family who makes effort to be alpha
I did that shit when I was a teenager. Like 16,17,18.
I don't think they're much different than most other women. All women are very much a slave to their impulses.

Genetic sexual attraction. Usually happens with relatives who didn't grow up together, but I suspect it happens regardless of the situation.

True but if the guy actually takes initiative he can take advantage of a woman's impulses which is what I did. GOT also helps shill for incest

>high family
>is rampantly incestuous

Pick one

>your mother gets a 100 million dollar lottery
>she gives a decent amount to you
>she goes separate way and becomes a degenerate partying slut
what will you do?

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Take my money and go do what the fuck I want.

so you wont be shocked with the 180 degree turnaround of your mother?

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so she gives me money too?
shit, she can go fuck whatever she wants, she is a grown human being, not some religious fairytale you Oedipus a lot on your mother user.

>receive video call from mom and aunt who now live in barcelona
>"son, i gave you money. still shitposting?"
>"btw mommy is organising party right now baby."
now what?

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When my dad got a cancer that left him paralyzed from the waist down and her reaction was to tell me, while his life was still on the line, that the biggest tragedy was that he could no longer fuck her.

so your mom was fucking behind his back or what?
what happened next?

No, she was faithful before he got cancer, and I think she still is. She's growing increasingly bitter, moody, and frustrated with everything. My dad had his cancer years ago. Her behavior towards him changed, too. Nowadays she won't even let him into their bedroom. He sleep in the attic, on the ground. She has him repair stuff around their house, do the groceries, dishes, laundry, and berates him for not bringing home as much money as he used to. She's constantly looking for ways to punish him, and getting harsher and harsher as the years go by.
I doubt she's doing any fucking behind his back, she'd be way less frustrated and vindictive if she had someone else on the side. At this point I'd actually rather she fuck someone else and leave my dad alone.

Am I the only one with an ugly mom?

sauce on the gif?? desu desu

She could still suck his dick though.

this is my armchair analysis:
people into family taboo either have attractive family members or have some weird childhood/molestation/etc.

Cuck your dad with your mom, its ovviousky what she wants. Use her hatred to get some wrathful mommy pussy.

are you that guy who fucks some granny from work?

>son, mommy cant lend you more money
>mommy needs money to buy lots of cocaine for her orgy parties

use this namethatpornstar.com

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Don't assume she isn't fucking some Chad on the side

Haha I can assure you she isn't fucking any other man.

>never spoken about sex or anything related with mother
>recall avoiding girls in highschool because I would die of embarrassment and shame if mother found out
>now 24yo kissless virgin
I wish my mother was open about it, my virginity is partly her fault in how she raised me.
I have a cringy story from today.
>alone in movie theater with mother watching the pre movie adverts
>2 minute ad about the dangers of many sexual partners and STDs, features a sex scene more explicit than most R rated films
It was awkward as fuck, although it felt good in a humiliating way

Also i found a 90s erotic movie in her possession which is out of character. Likely given her to her by someone after my parents separated. They never had sex.

My mom hasnt had sex in 15 years I don't tell you how I know but it's true

Your poor mom

I mean.... did you fuck?

Did he fetishize her?

Never actually take advice from Jow Forums

Cucked by mom you fucks are taking it to another level

he told me his mother would go away for days with rich fucks.
he wanted to nail her but he was more leaning towards cuck/wanting to see her degraded.

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Can't be real.
Answer how you ended up initiating if it's truly the case

No that's 99%

If my mom did this to my dad I'd probably end up fucking beating her or something, as edgy as that sounds.

>they think their mom is asexual cause she has not fucked since ages
>meanwhile mom's fantasies get raunchier day by day

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