/r9gay/ - #590

No, muscle x girly boy is best...

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>the exact same gif
pretty weak

>tfw no bf to tie up and forced to have prostate orgasm after prostate orgasm until his throat is horse from moaning and yelling and he's begging me to stop

>tfw nerdy nerdy top
>tfw no nerdy bottom bf

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sweetheart you're not up to the task

why does that girl have a penis this is a weird drawing

muscle is gross
the fujos had it right, edgy bishi + cuteboy ia top tier
bara is for bara only

Guys be serious for a moment how do I break down to him?
He's very down to earth vanilla and highly emotional. I'm actually his first guy and I did have relationships with other men before him.

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We are being serious. You're trash and ypu don't love him. Nobody who actually understands the definition of the word "love" would sleep with someone they didn't.

Just tell him, you're a slut and not bf material.

>tfw no bf to hold close as he falls asleep on my chest, breathing softly on my neck

ew user you're probably ugly and dumb
sorry not my type

A lot of people seem to share this sentiment
t. sad beard boy

These answers were serious, slut.

what happened to Nap?

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he's botnetting in heaven now

>how do I break down to him
So your planning on faking a break down to show remorse? Blow your brains out.

polish thread on Jow Forums has another awatarfag with botnet >szpitalny
thought it was him
timezone seems to fit

Does anyone want to jerk off with me and maybe we could tell each other that we were jerking off and talk about what we were jerking off to and let each other know when we're about to ejaculate?

No thanks. I ain't no weirdo.

i think there's an exact thread for that on /soc/.
horny people really are a riot.

This, this, and this. Fuck off cunt. It's obvious your using him to gratify your own emotional hollowness. I'll give you points though, you're a real bot and are actually the piece of shit you claim to be.

I thought i was the only one with an erection!

Where are you from user, you sound nice.

This is the weirdest way to get this. I used to do this with a guy..but it was more organic than this... I get the want but. This is just fuckin weird

>inb4 r9k orgy
oh no no no

>tfw baez can't wank your dick

exclamation point posters are always the worst

Cut or uncut? Why?

cut
because uncut is unruly

I'm not weird! I just want to touch myself while talking to another boy who is touching himself.

I dont want to tell you where I'm from user sorry. Thank you for saying that!

I've had one for a while now but haven't had anything to jerk off to...

cut. because it makes uncut people seethe and give (you)s.

>mutilated or not
How is this even a question?

anyway
>look in the mirror
>neck looks too long
Oh well, another thing to be insecure about.

Cut because of phymosis. Glans too big.

yikes, don't get me started on this

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Ah fuck it.
old avatar pic

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Got discord? Please give me!

Sure thing weirdo.

uncut for tops cut for bottoms so that they can dock

>tfw want to fap like this but worried it might be cheating

Is that a pic of you user?

W-what are we going to do on discord user

I'm not weird!!

Don't cheat user talk to your bf!

>tfw no gay robot friend to edge with while we talk about whatever

take your nasty shit out of your fucking trousers and fucking wank it
if you have toys shove them up your ass
fucking strip naked like the fucking animal that you ARE

Is do it but I'm socially inept

listen you fucking garbage
you will fuck yourself in the ass while looking at this tiny 150x150 pic
and you will fucking enjoy it, and then you will fucking go to fucking sleep you piece of shit.
KEEP STROKING AND FUCKING STROKE IT UNTIL EVERY DROP OF FUCKING SEMEN IS OUT YOU SEX DEPRAVED ANIMAL I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY.

We're going to share fap material and fap, so hand over the discord.

It's up to you of course.
>tfw edging alone

It's Ruari#8917
You're kind of take charge...

>tfw no bf to make me stop going to sleep after 6 am.

I want to but we'll inevitably run out of things to talk about and then I'll be sad. Plus I'm already talking with a guy. I'm bad at meeting new people and then dropping them, makes me sad. but at the same time I'm a student and stuff so I barely have time for one guy.
>if it helps I'm hard right now too if you send a picture we can both nut to the same thing

youtube.com/watch?v=ukai_V_rWoI
>tfw no cute asian strongman bf

>I'm already talking with a guy.
That's awesome, user. Good to know one of us is talking to somebody.
>if you send a picture we can both nut to the same thing
But what if you don't like it? My tastes might be too normie or something you're not interested in.

I hope the shame these two sluts feel after cumming together is intense.

Take the neck pill, user.
Then your neck will be ultra thick, just the way Jow Forumsfags like it.

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you asked for it
horsie

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Thick neck in a pencil body.

Then thicken the rest of your body too? Strongmen look great.

My fingers are too short, how do I make them longer?
I'm not sure if I want to break the joints because I would hate to take an overall decrease in finger agility/performance for an aesthetic improvement, although with how short my fingers are it might honestly be a functional improvement too if they heal properly.

rip

gjfhklghljglkjh

What the fuck, user? I have short fingers and while it's annoying sometimes why would you hurt yourself because of it.

Have you never felt the soul-crushing inferiority of being unable to grasp an object a normal person has no trouble holding? I literally find myself unable to hold things that any normal person could easily manipulate, it's so fucking awful.

hankel kun
dont get carried away

I can't wait until we get affordable, high tech prosthetic limbs.
I'll amputate both of my worthless hands.

idiot
pervert

How is your life going with your crushes, anons?

Sorry. Got caught up in arguing with somebody. Is that you in the pic of just what your cumming to? Do you like attached pic or nah?

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Pervert? I would think perverted would be replacing my fingers with someone elses.
I wonder if it's possible to get donated fingers from a corpse...

No, that other pic isn't me, even though it's a nice enough penis. As for the pic you posted it's a nice picture. Nice pecs and penis as well tbhwy.

One of my crushes cut his hair and looks really good. He's straight so I'm dying inside. Another one tried to talk to me about girls, but he has a nice beard and probably a big dick
>overall crushes are pretty lame

>One of my crushes cut his hair and looks really good. He's straight so I'm dying inside.
Is he a close friend of yours?
>Another one tried to talk to me about girls
What was he saying?

dont have any
havent had one since highschool

now im alone with only anonymous nobodys to talk to

i feel like i was used

Send me something you like, I'm hard again

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>is he a close friend of yours
No, not really. We share some mutual friends but, that's it. If I thought for a second he was gay id try but. He has a gf and stuff
>what was he saying
Asked me what I thought about girls with short hair. I told him they're almost certainly psychos and we both kinda agreed and that was that

Why? Trips of truth? Hmm

Sounds like my experiences with my crushes. They're all straight. I have literally zero gay friends irl.

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I like to pretend to be super straight around guys who are crushing on me, drives them fucking mad.

>tfw just fapped with a lewd stranger
>tfw want to fap more
>tfw he leaves
;_;

Here's one that I like. I haven't cum yet reeee

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>5'3
>ugly

one chance at life

'3
Just imagine being this cute

it would be cute if i had a pretty face. i do not, plus im hairy. too ugly for a cute boy and too weak and small for a bara top, NO place for me

Do you have any preferences? In general I either like skinny guys or big hairy ones. I'm drawn more toward the smaller guys though. Found this one on /b/ once

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Is your voice at least deep? A deep voiced small guy might be somebody's fetish. What's your personality like?

I strongly prefer uncut cocks, though the one I posted before I did like, like I said.
As for guys I like anything from skinny to Jow Forums to chubby. I'm not super picky for the most part.

I'm on the same boat, I'm not very 'manly' in a lot of aspects, but I'm not effeminate. Sometimes I want to be small and cuddled but my sexual feelings put me as big and strong. I also have neither a good nor bad dick. It's inbetween but it isn't aesthetically pleasing like a lot of other dicks
>fuck genes

Gonna take a shower abd 18 hour power nap.
You better fucking re-add me.

Who deleted you, user?

Uncut is the best, idk why so many gays don't like uncut kinda sad. What's your favorite porn besides amateur type stuff I've grown out of porn in a weird way, I don't like a lot of it but, whatever

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Hankel kun!