Hi lonely femanons, this is a huge opportunity in front of you. I'm taking girlfriend applications here right now, better move fast or I'll get snatched right up.
>what country do you live in (what state if us) >age >race/heritage >hair/eye color >height >weight >bodytype >boob size >how would you describe your butt? >why should I consider you for the girlfriend position? (really make your case here) >how do you feel about cuddling while watching anime? >how do you feel about camping? >are you a virgin? >if not how many sex partners? >any past std's? >any children? >would you ever cheat? >would you consider yourself a sexual person? >any fetishes? >would you say you are more of a domme or a sub? >favorite book? >favorite ancient hisotical civilization? (mine is the Assyrians) >how many children do you want? >would you say you are more pro or anti Hitler? >favorite song/musician? >religion >*most important* If I actually contacted you on discord would you ever actually want to meet up in person or would we only chat for months while you say you just want to get to know me more until we eventually grow bored of each other online and stop sending each other messages >thoughts on a guy being more into eating your pussy then actually fucking you? >any contact info you're willing to provide
>pretend to be a girl on Jow Forums >thirsty guy tries to be an anime elitist but also get me in discord with him >make him say "SAO was legitimately good"
>>what country do you live in (what state if us) Estonia >>age 21 >>race/heritage White >>hair/eye color Ginger /green >>height 160 >>weight 61 >>bodytype Curvy >>boob size D >>how would you describe your butt? Trained bubble but >>why should I consider you for the girlfriend position? (really make your case here) I'm lonely and I have no standarts >>how do you feel about cuddling while watching anime? That would be amazing >>how do you feel about camping? ^ >>are you a virgin? Yes >>if not how many sex partners? - >>any past std's? - >>any children? - >>would you ever cheat? No >>would you consider yourself a sexual person? I get horny a lot >>any fetishes? A lot of them, really a lot >>would you say you are more of a domme or a sub? Sub but I would like to switch >>favorite book? Fight club or Lolita or something from Shakespeare >>favorite ancient hisotical civilization? (mine is the Assyrians) I'm really into history, I mostly like ancient Greece and Rome, also baroque >>how many children do you want? Atleast 1 >>would you say you are more pro or anti Hitler? Pro >>favorite song/musician? I enjoy classical music or something really depressing like crywank >>religion Not religious >>*most important* If I actually contacted you on discord would you ever actually want to meet up in person or would we only chat for months while you say you just want to get to know me more until we eventually grow bored of each other online and stop sending each other messages Would want to meet in person >>thoughts on a guy being more into eating your pussy then actually fucking you? Perfect
Carson Campbell
Not OP but I'm in Europe too, have a contact?
Owen Gomez
fuck off larper there are no girls like this, especially not on Jow Forums
Michael Perez
Where exacly in Europe? and i would need to know something more about you before giving u my contact. Like what are your interests, what do u do daily and how do u look
Noah Reed
Yeah, sure dude, keep being so sad. >there are no girls like this, especially not on Jow Forums What did u mean with this, user?
Jonathan Ross
Hi I'm OP if you are a real girl what's your discord?
My kik is: redgum79 if you want to tell me through there.
Brandon Sanders
>mine is the Assyrians >I enjoy classical music or something really depressing like crywank based eesti girl
Gabriel Scott
I am a real girl but > i would need to know something more about you before giving u my contact. Like what are your interests, what do u do daily and how do u look
Benjamin Diaz
oh boy i'm gonna be completely honest and not misleading at all
>what country do you live in (what state if us) minnesota >age 18 >race/heritage white as far as i know >hair/eye color black and brown respectively >height 5'5 or 5'6 not sure exactly >weight 100 exactly. i'm proud of this >bodytype i have hips and thighs, but a really tiny waist and flat chest (A cups) >boob size ^ >how would you describe your butt? 7/10 >why should I consider you for the girlfriend position? (really make your case here) okay >i'm not a slut/nonvirgin >i can cook >i will probably share some of your hobbies or if i don't, i'd want you to get me into them >i'm not hideous (6.5/10) >not a total airheaded npc >will watch tons of anime with you. seriously. >don't have any orbiters >my nipples are PINK
>how do you feel about cuddling while watching anime? perfect date desu but with takeout >how do you feel about camping? never gone but would love to. for the stars.
cont.
Cooper Martin
France. Uhm Im into music, Ive been playing the guitar for a long time, I like to sing although I'm really bad at it, loving and caring person, I'm your age, I love animals, I'm tryna get a job now and I've always been told I'm like 7/10 but idk about it. If you want I can drop my discord, it's up to you.
Jaxon Reed
cont.
>are you a virgin? yes and i expect you to be too >if not how many sex partners? n/a >any past std's? hah >any children? lmfao >would you ever cheat? not unless provoked as revenge (by provoked i mean cheated on) >would you consider yourself a sexual person? i think i will be if i find someone compatible with me in pretty much all aspects, i wouldn't have sex with someone i didn't love and trust 100%. i masturbate a fair lot desu >any fetishes? forgive me but scat, flatulence, diapers, fat people, rape, gross shit basically. gosh i'm getting wet even typing this and no it's not a joke or larp >would you say you are more of a domme or a sub? generally i'm a switch, depends on my mood >favorite book? brave new world unironically >favorite ancient hisotical civilization? (mine is the Assyrians) ancient greeks? i don't fucking know >how many children do you want? one >would you say you are more pro or anti Hitler? solid guy but he coulda done it better >favorite song/musician? this is too obscure and i will get recognized, sorry. but it's metal >religion none >thoughts on a guy being more into eating your pussy then actually fucking you? i would imagine being eaten out feels better than being fucked, the one time i tried to fuck myself it hurt so much and just never again so i'm perfectly okay with that (maybe real sex is better? i wasn't wet enough? i don't know) >*most important* If I actually contacted you on discord would you ever actually want to meet up in person or would we only chat for months while you say you just want to get to know me more until we eventually grow bored of each other online and stop sending each other messages i would but not right the fuck away also i haven't yet decided if i like you. i say you do this same thing. >any contact info you're willing to provide see above
Eli Torres
None that are virgins. Or rather, I'd find it very difficult to believe Girls in general can get what they want.
Andrew Price
Sorry OP but I'm gonna report this thread, having fun huh? Bye
Jordan Robinson
you sound like a very nice girl. I'm pretty far from MN (but my old farm boss winters there, don't ask me why), so I don't think I'd pursue you, but i hope you find a boy who makes you super happy.
Joseph Wilson
I am a uni student at the moment. Into anime, history, trying to get into reading more recently bought a couple Dostoyevski books.
Also 21
I'm white, mostly anglo also swiss and Irish.
5'9, athletic. Average to above average looking.
Nathaniel Perez
Fucking retard. Can't have sex if I never leave the house
David Taylor
i can't believe i wasted all this time on this
Chase Perez
Do you want me to do the whole list or specific details?
Here's what I've said so far
Leo Stewart
Would you be interested in a fembot? (real born female)
Luke Torres
you don't plan on moving east anytime soon right? If you did, we'd have a little more reason to talk. I don't think it's good to take up your time when we aren't realistically going to meet.
Jason Flores
Yes you can??? you fucking faggot
Dylan Martin
this is funny but gay
Jackson Morris
I'm willing to talk to you but I'm not virgin or anything I'm just normal, should I drop contact?
Dylan Harris
please be bait 4/10 normiest of normie tastes.
Israel female happy merchants here?
Christopher Rivera
virgins only sorry
Jacob Allen
good job user you caught me, but still it was worth it
Xavier Nelson
This is cringe. Literal normiecore.
Jason Ward
most obvious of baits.
btw i'm and here's my real top 10 >original berserk >dead leaves >angel's egg >gits & innocence >obligatory eva >ashita no joe >memories >ping pong the animation >mob psycho 100 >tekkon kinkreet
Kevin Miller
>what country do you live in (what state if us) Illinois >age 21 >race/heritage white >hair/eye color brown, blue >height 5'9 >weight 150 >bodytype athletic >boob size A I guess >how would you describe your butt? very nice >why should I consider you for the girlfriend position? (really make your case here) I would be very affectionate and loving and loyal and I'd try to be a good bf >how do you feel about cuddling while watching anime? well obviously I'd be into this >how do you feel about camping? this as well >are you a virgin? yes >if not how many sex partners? - >any past std's? - >any children? - >would you ever cheat? never >would you consider yourself a sexual person? a bit yeah though I'm completely in control of myself >any fetishes? yeah >would you say you are more of a domme or a sub? I'd say switch with sub tendencies >favorite book? Really into the Flashman series >favorite ancient hisotical civilization? (mine is the Assyrians) The assyrians >how many children do you want? like 3 at least >would you say you are more pro or anti Hitler? more on the pro side >favorite song/musician? I really like The Eagles >religion none >*most important* If I actually contacted you on discord would you ever actually want to meet up in person or would we only chat for months while you say you just want to get to know me more until we eventually grow bored of each other online and stop sending each other messages I'd definetly meet up yeah >thoughts on a guy being more into eating your pussy then actually fucking you? very nice >any contact info you're willing to provide provided hereDo you like me?
Daniel Flores
Please drop it.
Oregano.
Jayden Price
Okay, it's:
boyo#6787
Eli Ward
>what country do you live in (what state if us) Canada >age 18 >race/heritage Mixed race, black and white. Stopping right here because you only want white women so this is pointless. Every white girl ITT has an automatic leverage against me. Good luck OP.
Ayden Williams
Will message.
Ian Taylor
>>i'm not a slut/nonvirgin sold I'm moving the fuck to Minnesota immediately you guys live in a naive happy wholesome bubble and I want that
Asher Gonzalez
4/10 didn't watch some, angel's egg is 2deep4art6me
Jacob Ramirez
Not true mixed race girls can be qt too.
Kayden Scott
>how do you feel about cuddling while watching anime? lmao, you fags really do do it to yourself. anime is a solo activity, straight women who like the things you like and would put up with your stank ass don't exist.
Josiah Johnson
that's the count of approvals, not grade. /a/ method.
Samuel Cook
hey rando guy here stalking a thread on Jow Forums, would you like to just talk a lil bit im a fucking lonely fag
Bentley Butler
Yet you're here you fucking larping Incel
Benjamin Brown
isn't the actress in the bumblebee movie mixed race? now that's an attractive female.
most white people wouldn't give a shit whether or not you're white or black or somewhere in between, just whether or not you're attractive.
Isaiah Brown
yeah sure, you okay? post a tempmail
Oliver Campbell
Too bad girls like this never actually want to meet even if they are real and close by.
Kayden Gomez
Its mlk day so we have the day off. Also haven't slept in over a day and I'm really bored. I am an incel but more for lack of interest and trying so I still like to think I'm superior to other incels.
Jayden Phillips
It's pic related, guy always posts threads like these to get his "fembot" gf, really pathetic in my opinion, thirsty pathetic dudes are gonna be like that always.
>like you I have given really short description about myself. I'm not qt. And play vidya all day. Nothing food about that.
Lincoln Miller
that's because the only guys who can get past their defensive shells are relentless sociopaths who justify their perceived need for defensive shells while simultaneously rendering them useless.
c.f. higgus and brooke
Hunter Adams
Actual neck beard Shadow and the typical virgin shy smile, figured as such You're trying to edate on fucking r9k, forget tinder, not even /SOC/ but in r9k how pathetic can you get
Gabriel King
You can get to talk to girls from here or whatever but not this way, threads like this are just pathetic, at least he'd go and use tinder or whatever, like if you want a girlfriend or to hook up with someone that's the best way
Josiah Campbell
bait/10. but yeah just the visuals make it 10/10 for me.
Hunter Rodriguez
Who are you talking about lol most men on r9k would not date a black woman
what makes you so damn sure I would even want you?
Jonathan Fisher
Hi Virginia here but I'm a normie most other regards and love anime Also not fat or ugly Lancelot Blanco#3020
Gavin King
>Nothing food about that Uh...?
Anyway you have no standards so you probably aren't a good fit. Raise your standards a bit, don't settle for some trashy neckbeard NEET with mental issues.
Best girlfriend application gets to live rent free with me for a month. No traps, trannies, or fatties.
Dylan Lewis
>what country do you live in (what state if us) france >age 18 >race/heritage arabic >hair/eye color brown >height 1m63 >weight 49kg >bodytype 8 >boob size 85b (32b us size) >how would you describe your butt? firm, a little thick for a skinny girl >why should I consider you for the girlfriend position? (really make your case here) i don't know, find out yourself >how do you feel about cuddlingwhile watching anime? a lifegoal >how do you feel about camping? comfy >are you a virgin? yes >would you ever cheat? i can't say no with perfect certitude since i've never tried being in a relationship and don't know what is like but i can assure that i currently find cheating disgusting >would you consider yourself a sexual person? yes >any fetishes? i'm shy about that >would you say you are more of a domme or a sub? total sub, i could take responsability in bedroom but the only appeal for me would be to pleasure the person, so thats sub in a way >favorite book? ive not read many yet but probably lolita >favorite ancient hisotical civilization? (mine is the Assyrians) romans >how many children do you want? i don't know yet. probably around 2 >would you say you are more pro or anti Hitler? id say im anti but idk a lot about the subject >favorite song/musician weird fishes radiohead >religion atheist >*most important* If I actually contacted you on discord would you ever actually want to meet up in person or would we only chat for months while you say you just want to get to know me more until we eventually grow bored of each other online and stop sending each other messages it depends on your personality and looks >thoughts on a guy being more into eating your pussy then actually fucking you? i'd dislike it >any contact info you're willing to provide
David Ramirez
There was once a fembot fron Luxembourg who was trying to reconcile her love for shota with her studying to be a school teacher.
David Baker
I'm intrigued and slightly disgusted at the same time.
Logan Collins
You need more test And less s o y boy
Cooper Morgan
PhyRaX#1337 pls add :^)
Daniel Hill
Imagine this actually working and then every robot in the world might get the balls to try something of the same sort
Jace Thomas
It doesn't work hence why he keeps making these threads
Hudson Sanchez
This, also I'm about to contact Jow Forums mods so they can delete this pathetic thread
Henry Anderson
3/10 larp but it will still bait at least 20 robots.
>half of these are dudes with mental issues >only half
Anthony Powell
It never works Threads are always 50% lonely men And 50% (((girls))) The (((girls))) are either b8ers or lonely mentally ill trannies
Like look at this post Shes a virgin BUT she masturabtes a lot and considers herself a switch Really? Plus she turns down a normie here Literal bait post designed to lure robots and incels Disgusting
user, you should just report the thread, pathetic threads like this make me angry and I report them cuz they're also against rules, you should do the same.
Lincoln Robinson
>>what country do you live in Europe >>age 20 ish >>race/heritage White and white mix >>hair/eye color Brown combo? My hair is weird so I just dye it solid dark brown >>height Short >>weight Average to skinny >>bodytype Pear >>boob size Small hills >>how would you describe your butt? Lazy >>why should I consider you for the girlfriend position? I talk to lonely virgins on 4chins. I know the deal >>how do you feel about cuddling while watching anime? No. Let me live the adrenaline rush alone >>how do you feel about camping? Dirty. Not leaving the house for that. >>are you a virgin? I mean... hello there >>would you consider yourself a sexual person? No >>any fetishes? Bloodplay? >>would you say you are more of a domme or a sub? Neither. Just sadistic and enjoying to see others in pain in sensible moments >>favorite book? The Bible, you heathen >>favorite ancient historical civilization? I suck at history. >>how many children do you want? Minus 1 >>would you say you are more pro or anti Hitler? Who's this guy? >>favorite song/musician? Smetana >>religion? No thanks. I'm good >>If I actually contacted you on discord would you ever actually want to meet up in person or would we only chat for months while you say you just want to get to know me more until we eventually grow bored of each other online and stop sending each other messages Meet after talking. I know better than to meet strangers off green clover chan >>thoughts on a guy being more into eating your pussy then actually fucking you? Haha no. Don't. >>any contact info you're willing to provide Yell here
Elijah Thompson
Reporting it isnt going to do anything No one has posted pics (yet) The small amount of posts that turn out to be genuine are used to mine for data, which this website loves to do Its good that you and I posted ITT Maybe some young and naieve robot will leave the thread smarter than before
Easton Myers
Where in Europe?
oregano for your pasta sauce
Gavin Wright
>the ones that turn out to be genuine are used to mine for data
funny how you think that, since there's no way for a web crawler to distinguish real from fake. There is no data gathering being done here because the data is so unreliable and sorting through it is more trouble than its worth.
Jayden Gonzalez
Why isn't this fucking thread down yet. The absolute state of you niggers.
Justin Kelly
>web crawler It doesnt have to be that Data mining can mean a wide array of things
Shit, just look at how many thirsty betas responsed to this post Now (((fembots))) know what the lonely NEETs want so they can bait them better
Parker Stewart
Just report it dudes, it's basically hook up thread, and it's against rules, everytime I see this kind of threads I report them and they get 404
